A/N: uh..... Here have some drabble

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"I really want a girlfriend," Jessica sighs, plopping in the seat next to Taeyeon, conviently leaving out that she wants Tiffany in particular.

"Why would a straight girl want a girlfriend?" Taeyeon asks, furrowing her brow in confusion. Jessica stares at Taeyeon like she said the stupidest thing in the world- which she did. 

"Maybe because she was never straight to begin with, dip. Anyway I really wa-"

"Do you mean like the 'Straight Girl' way of girlfriend? Like having friends that happen to be girls and never fu-"

"Taeyeon, what the hell are you going on about? I'm not even straight," Jessica says, with a quirk of an eyebrow. Taeyeon only squints.

"Are you sure? I mean, it's totally okay if you're straight, Sica. None of us ever judged you for that," 

"Taeyeon, I literally just told you I wasn't straight a few seconds ago,"

"I just don't think it's possible... My gaydar is pretty on point, and you just read 100% straight," Taeyeon muses, rubbing her chin in thought. 

"What the hell does that even mean,"

"I dunno it's just.. You're the captain of the cheer team. That definitely means you're straight," Taeyeon gives a firm nod of conviction at her statement.

"If you call being surrounded by other sweaty girls in little clothing - sometimes even  - straight, I'm not sure what to tell you," Jessica says sarcastically. Taeyeon, bein