[20:00] seungwan: can you believe that a heartbroken stranger drunk texted me

[20:01] sooyoung: how the do you find these people

[20:02] sooyoung: my texts are stale and dry af

[20:03] seungwan: wow i’m sorry

[20:04] sooyoung: except yours

[20:04] sooyoung: yours are good

[20:05] sooyoung: for example a heartbroken drunk stranger texted you

[20:06] sooyoung: what did they say

[20:00] seungwan: a lot of things

[20:06] sooyoung: like??

[20:07] seungwan: “you always looked like a painting but my paintbrush can't an image more beautiful than you”

[20:10] sooyoung: wow

[20:11] sooyoung: i’m already lying down but i gotta take a seat

[20:12] sooyoung: that’s some poetic

[20:13] sooyoung: i need more

[20:15] seungwan: “you always tasted like wine but this wine glass can't compare to the sweetness of your tongue.”

[20:17] sooyoung: damn if i had a drunk text me that i would sober them up and make out with them

[20:18] seungwan: you make out with everyone

[20:19] sooyoung: NO i don’t

[20:18] seungwan: yeah yeah 

[20:19] sooyoung: i don’t!!

[20:19] sooyoung: for example i haven’t made out with you

[20:19] sooyoung: oh wait i did

[20:20] seungwan: PLEASE don’t make me remember

[20:21] sooyoung: cmon you liked it

[20:22] seungwan: your -faced decided to get drunk at a CLUB and i had to drag you back to my apartment as you stumbled with one heel since the other was embedded in a ert’s mouth

[20:23] sooyoung: first of all you call it a PRADA HEEL not just ‘the other’

[20:24] seungwan: shut up

[20:24] seungwan: then you proceeded to push me on the couch and straddle me as you made out with me

[20:25] sooyoung: i’m a good kisser

[20:26] seungwan: i’ve heard 7 different girl names when you were kissing me

[20:27] sooyoung: i was DRUNK

[20:27] seungwan: you were FACED

[20:28] sooyoung: change topic

[20:29] sooyoung: the stranger sounds too artistic to be a male

[20:30] seungwan: men can be artistic you know

[20:31] sooyoung: coming from the most lesbianest lesbian on earth i’m surprised you would even acknowledge the male race

[20:32] seungwan: i don’t

[20:33] sooyoung: attagirl

[20:34] sooyoung: anyways i need more text i want to be sherlock holmes

[20:35] seungwan: lesbian sherlock holmes

[20:36] sooyoung: and you’re the lesbian watson

[20:37] seungwan: shouldn’t it be vice versa

[20:38] sooyoung: no

[20:38] sooyoung: send me more drunk texts

[20:40] seungwan: “please come back to my arms and tell me you love me again”

[20:41] sooyoung: she’s really heartbroken huh

[20:41] seungwan: yeah

[20:41] seungwan: i feel sad for her

[20:42] sooyoung: she’s a stranger

[20:43] seungwan: can’t i feel sad for a stranger

[20:44] sooyoung: waste of time

[20:45] sooyoung: actually it isn’t a waste of time if she keeps us entertained like this

[20:45] sooyoung: give me her number

[20:46] seungwan: no

[20:47] sooyoung: cmon seungwan

[20:48] seungwan: lmao why should i

[20:49] sooyoung: so i can heal her heart

[20:49] sooyoung: lmao do i sound like her now

[20:50] seungwan: this isn’t funny sooyoung

[20:51] sooyoung: cmon just send me her number

[20:51] sooyoung: or say hi for me

[20:52] sooyoung: maybe i get a taste of her wine mouth

[20:52] sooyoung: and maybe pop that sweet cherry

[20:53] seungwan: you’re a ing and i hope you know that

[20:54] sooyoung: hey hey i was just kidding jesus

[20:55] sooyoung: can’t even take a joke lmao

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[21:00] sooyoung: yo i’m sorry okay