Title: the 10 step guide to waking your min yoongi up in the morning

Author: sugaretreat

Characters: Min Yoongi | Suga / Jung Hoseok | J-Hope

Tags: Domestic Fluff, how-to guide, instruction manual, drabble

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed

Summary: 

the 10 step guide to waking your min yoongi up in the morning
handwritten on a napkin by: jung hoseok one saturday afternoon after five failed attempts since nine in the morning
credentials: has had a min yoongi for four years, two months and twenty eight days
preserved forever by: a kim taehyung who got punched in the face for jumping on him to wake him up
testimonials:
“i tried this and it worked but he got mad at me because he was expecting hoseok” - kim namjoon
“would definitely do again however advised to go with a pillow for protection if not jung hoseok” - park jimin
"i will follow a book for once in my life if he doesnt punch me again" - kim taehyung

SEQUEL

Title: the 10 step guide to being a min yoongi’s friend

Author: sugaretreat

Characters: Min Yoongi | Suga / Jung Hoseok | J-Hope

Tags: Pre-Slash, AU - College/University, Tooth-rotting fluff, humour, instruction manuals, texting

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed

Summary: 

the 10 step guide to being a min yoongi’s friend
sent as a message to a jeon jeongguk by: jung hoseok
credentials: has been a min yoongi’s friend for three years
testimonials:
“those hyungs are basically joined at the hip.” - park jimin
“i tried it and yoongi hyung sent me a meme last night so we’re obviously best friends now.” - jeon jeongguk