I'm Not ed Up, You Are

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Meet Yong Junhyung.

 

The Ultimate Playboy.

 

If you could receive a dollar for every girl he's ed, you could be a millionaire by now.

 

And guess what happens next?

 

You're right, he ditches them.

 

Junhyung's life only goes by one motto:

 

If life is gonna everyone up anyway, why not them first?

 

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Meet Jang Hyunseung.

 

The Prince Charming.

 

The number of girls he's dated aren't many, but they all left with beautiful memories.

 

Hyunseung's life is a perfect role model.

 

He doesn't do drugs, he doesn't drink, and he doesn't cheat.

 

What more could you ask for in a guy?

 

His motto in life: If you cry about having no shoes, think about those with no legs.

 

 

******

 

 

What happens when Playboy meets Prince, and Prince meets Playboy?

 

Oh yeah. Bring it on, baby.

 

After all, happy endings are never common.

Foreword

[Junhyung's POV]

The soles of my shoes grazed the floor as I strutted down the hallway with swag that only Yong Junhyung possesses. Whistling a tune softly, I watched as the nerds, the cheerleaders and the average people walked past me, all bowing their heads.

 

Yup, that's right. Bowing their heads to me.

 

Darn it. If only my dad hadn't screamed at me to get up today, I would have had my bum in bed for at least another 2 hours. I scowled and quickly walked to my locker. All around me, dreamy sighs and squeals could be heard.

 

I tried not to smirk to myself. Oh yeah, I'm y and I know it.

"Junhyung oppa!" Just then, a squealing girl tore herself from the streaming hallway, eyes shining with joy. She seemed to be hiding something behind her back as she smiled happily at me. I lifted my eyebrows at her, wondering what she wanted, though I already had a few options laid out.

 

1. She was a crazy fangirl.

2. She was a crazy fangirl.

3. She was a crazy fangirl.

 

I mean, come on! Good-looking people like me are sure to have fans!

 

"Ne, waeyo?" I flashed her my signature Joker smile, which was famous for making many girls faint in delight. The school nurse probably hated me now for giving her so much work. Oh, well, what can I say?

She fluttered her eyelashes, obviously trying to flirt with me. "I was just wondering ... if you would accept this letter and give me your number? It would mean a lot to me."

Stepping back slowly, I observed her from top to bottom. Hmm, not bad - she had a nice curvy figure, and was wearing a short skirt which revealed her honey thighs. I wonder how those would feel like ... ?

 

Shifting my gaze back to her, I smiled again as I eyed her hopeful orbs.

 

"Why, of course."

 

 

******

 

 

[Hyunseung's POV]

I walked down the corridor, smiling as I greeted all my seniors and friends. It was good to be back in school! Call me a nerd or a geek, but I really missed the fast pace of lessons here.

Striding over to my locker, I unpacked a few books from my bag. Just then, a pair of warm hands covered my eyes.

 

"Guess who?"

 

I tried not to smile. It was so obvious - Minyeon was at it again. She always played this game with me and somehow, it never got annoying. Playing along with her, I grabbed her hands and heard her giggle aloud.

 

"Oh, I don't know - Minyeon?"

 

I spun backward, laughing as I watched her surprised expression. Her bottom lip jutted out, obviously pouting. "Yah! You cheated!"

"I didn't," I laughed again. "Blame yourself for giggling." She glared at me, then wrapped her arms around my neck. She smelled good - of strawberries and lemons. I love that shampoo.

 

"I missed you," Minyeon whispered. I ruffled her hair affectionally. "Yeah, I missed you too."

 

When we finally let go of each other, I felt a tug on my uniform. Surprised, I turned. It was another girl, holding a glittery letter with a hopeful expression on her face. I smiled at her cautiously, knowing how jealous my girlfriend could be sometimes. "Ne ... ?"

 

Her hands shaking, she timidly held out her letter, which was decorated with heart stickers and stamps. "Oppa, will you accept my letter?"

I took in a deep breath. Here it goes again.

I wasn't exactly the most popular guy in my grade, but I did have my own fair share of fangirls. And every day, they would come to confess to me. I repeated what I had said again:

 

"I'm really sorry," I began as I quickly scanned her nametag. "Mianhae, Jaekyung-ah. But as you can see, I have a girlfriend. I'm sure you'll be able to find someone else though." I smiled quickly, linking Minyeon's arm with mine.

Jaekyung dropped her gaze, cheeks blushing furiously. Making no reply, she backed away and almost slammed into someone, before running down the hallway.

I glanced at Minyeon who gave me a hug. In my mind, I felt really guilty for rejecting that girl. Did I break her heart? Was I a jerk? 

 

Well, I couldn't help it. After all, I had to stay loyal to my girlfriend. Smiling, I turned back to her.

 

 

******

 

 

[Junhyung's POV]

Just a few lockers away, I watched the scene unfold with interest. Wow, that guy is stupid. That Jaekyung girl looked hot from top to bottom. Is that guy an idiot?!

 

Man, I wished I had ed her.

 

 

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AN ; Hey guys! It's DreamzxcPwnedd with a new fanfic! :D -throws confetti lamely-

Yes, I know I have a few fics which are ... um ... currently on HIATUS. I couldn't resist clicking "Write New Story", though. I really want to complete this fanfic, and I hope you guys will support me! By clicking the subscribe button and commenting, ehheh. <3

One thing first though - I won't be writing any scenes. Okay, maybe a few, short, vague scenes, but definitely no full-on . Nuh uh. -shakes head violently-

Okay, well maybe if I get tempted ...

But my is terrible. I've never tried, but I know it will be terrible. Anyway, check out my other fics HERE! Gomawayo ~ :b     

 

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I'm Not ed Up, You Are; Semi-Hiatus. ;__;

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Kpoplover4ever4321
#1
Chapter 7: You u u u. ditch us you u. U u ditch us
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#2
Chapter 6: Yes yes just get a B or C I always get a C in my test
Kpoplover4ever4321
#3
Chapter 4: Lol is he hitting on me
Kpoplover4ever4321
#4
Chapter 3: Im here to comment and read WHAT THAT GUY THINK THEY ARE HAVING SX
Kpoplover4ever4321
#5
Chapter 2: .......... DON'T DO THAT TO MEH BABY
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#6
Chapter 1: What it wouldnt come of is it super glue
Kpoplover4ever4321
#7
Junhyung stop fuking peoples
EggPanTao
#8
Chapter 6: Yoseobie is so cute! xDD Take that Yong Junhyung. Bwahaha. New Reader, Love your fic please update :3