Just a small trashy drabble some of you might already know from the page. It was posted for Admin Blossory's birthday!

 

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“Himchan has nice thighs and a nice booty. Since this is fiction let’s say Himchan died. I am sad. The end.

 

Ps: it was Youngjae that ing snake; he couldn’t deal with the fact that Channie almost got more lines than him in the Blue album, so he wanted to get his lines back.”

 

Jongup: *squints*

Yongguk: No, Daehyun, put the cake away, that is for Blossory!!!

Daehyun: wat

Himchan: Okay so first of all: Damn right, I have two very nice thighs and two very nice buttcheeks. Second of all: WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE? Can’t someone else die? I mean, remember Skydive!

Youngjae: Everyone died in Skydive…

Yongguk: ...almost… *suspiciously looks at Jongup*

Jongup: *squints*

Jongup: Wait what?

Youngjae: Then let’s kill him! As long as there’s blood…

Himchan: … I don’t know… *is torn between protecting his squish and actually getting back at him because let’s be honest, Skydive was not okay*

Zelo: Um… can I have a say in this too?

Himchan: Shut up, maknae!

Yongguk: *death glare at Himchan*

Himchan: Um, yeah, what I was trying to say is… of course, Junhongie! What’s on your mind?

Zelo: Do we always need someone to die? I mean, we can for once film something that doesn’t involve guns, murder, suicide, a bombing, or people getting run over by cars.

Daehyun: When waw were a womwing?

Youngjae: Oh for ’s sake, stop eating the birthday cake!

Himchan: There is always a bombing. Because my stunning looks are the bomb.

Jongup: *squints*

Jongup: He’s right.

Yongguk: *agreeing nod*

Youngjae: So, as we said, Himchan dies.

Himchan: No, it was Jongup!

Youngjae: ...and he just said that with no shame.

Jongup: Hyung, do you not need me anymore?

Himchan: I do! Please don’t misunderstand!

Jongup: Then, before I die… can I at least have something like a last supper?

Himchan: We’re not killing you Jonguppie!

Jongup: I’d like to drink Nesquik one last time.

Yongguk: ...this kid.

Himchan: I will buy you as much Nesquik as you want, just don’t sacrifice yourself like this!

Youngjae: So we will now discuss how to go about killing Himchan.

Daehyun: I hawe an iwea!

Youngjae: STOP EATING YOU WORM OR WE’LL KILL YOU TOO.

Zelo: We could kill Daehyun only.

Daehyun: So it’s okay when I die?!

Youngjae: *high fives Zelo*

Zelo: *high fives back*

Himchan: Then how do we kill him?

Jongup: I think we should shoot him in the neck.

Himchan: ...you really like doing that, don’t you?

Jongup: *squints*

Jongup: Sorry Hyung I can’t hear you.

Himchan: We all know you need glasses.

Yongguk: ...he just plays along with it…

Daehyun: How about we just make Jongup strip?

Himchan: No it shouldn’t be him.

Himchan: It should be me.

Yongguk: It is time for your leader to step in.

Yongguk: And I am telling you, neither of you strips. We stay with violence.

Himchan: But I was just getting into it!

Jongup: *buttons shirt back up*

Yongguk: The one who will do a striptease is Zelo. *points at Maknae*

Zelo: *isn’t wearing a shirt*

Youngjae: Why is he always stealing the show?!

Zelo: Sorry Hyung… *puts shirt back on*

Youngjae: So, how do we go about the killing?

Zelo: Hyung, why did you pull your shirt down to expose your shoulders?

Himchan: Don’t tell me you want to do the striptease?

Yongguk: *puts on ‘Guess I Need You’*

Daehyun: *grabs Youngjae by the hips and starts grinding on his backside*

Youngjae: *gets really into it and makes his -face*

Himchan: *grabs Jongup by the hips and starts grinding on his backside*

Jongup: *goes along*

Yongguk & Zelo: *awkward eye contact*

Zelo: Hyung, why did you do this?

Yongguk: Shh… Don’t question your leader’s decisions.

Daehyun: Okay, but shouldn’t we finally work on the video?

Youngjae: How were you the first to snap out of it?

Daehyun: *stomach growl*

Everyone except Daehyun: *facepalm*

Jongup: Okay so do I drink Nesquik in it?

Youngjae: What? No, you die!

Himchan: I thought that was Zelo?

Yongguk: No, he was going to do the striptease.

Himchan: Admit it, you just really want to see that boy .

Yongguk: *smug gummy smile*

Daehyun: Who doesn’t?

Himchan: You’re one to talk, with frequently sharing rooms with Jongup!

Jongup: ...how much do you know?

Yongguk: That makes it sound like you two are doing R-rated things…

Jongup and Daehyun: *squint*

Youngjae: *pushes Jongup away from Daehyun*

Youngjae: No! Noone touch my mainhoe.

Zelo: Himchan-hyung, why aren’t you protecting Jonguppie?

Himchan: Because I know in the end he will always come back to me.

Zelo: How can you be so sure?

Himchan: Because my stunning body is the bomb.

Yongguk: *cringes badly*

Youngjae: *screams*

Youngjae: SOOO.

Youngjae: Can we PLEASE focus and get this done? I don’t want to be in the same room as Daehyun for longer than absolutely necessary.

Jongup: Me neither.

Daehyun: Jongup, you bastard! You’re stabbing my back.

Jongup: I think I should shoot you in the neck though?

Himchan: This kid…

Himchan: So. How do we kill Youngjae?

Youngjae: *grabs him by the collar*

Youngjae: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Youngjae: *remembers Himchan is his Hyung*

Youngjae: …

Youngjae:

Youngjae:

 

Youngjae: *continues strangling his Hyung*

Youngjae: *looks at Daehyun*

Daehyun: *looks at Youngjae with hamster-cheeks*

Youngjae: OH FOR ’S SAKE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE CAKE IS NOT YOURS!

Daehyun: ?

Daehyun: *has cream on his face*

Jongup: Can I try it?

Daehyun: Of course!

Youngjae: NO DON’T EAT THE DAMN CAKE.

Jongup: Can I the cream off his face?

Youngjae: NO YOU CA- wait well… that’s…

Jongup: * Daehyun*

Daehyun: *enjoys it*

Jongup: *squints happily*

Himchan: Guys, guys, guys!

Youngjae: What?

Himchan: She’s coming! And we haven’t gotten anything done yet!

Daehyun: Who?

Himchan: Blossory.

Youngjae: THE PERSON WHOSE BIRTHDAY CAKE YOU’VE BEEN EATING.

Himchan: Blossory? My little flowerbud?

 

I open my heavy eyelids. Rays of radiant sunshine fall into the room through the blinds and an even more radiant smile greets me. Himchan stands there, next to my bed, and softly shakes my body under the blanket.

“Blossory… are you finally awake?”

I nod. “But I don’t want to get up yet…” I say and a deep chuckle escapes his lips.

“But everyone’s here! Have you forgotten what kind of special day today is?”

“Do you guys have a comeback?! I am so sorry, I completely forgot!” Himchan laughs.

“No, dummy” he says and softly presses a kiss on my forehead. “Do you really not remember?”

I ponder, but my brain can’t work right at such an early hour. I look at him with desperate eyes. I really can’t think of anything. He touches my chin with his bony hand and tilts my head upwards. Then his tender lips meet mine, warmth spreading in my chest. He pulls back, but only so much that I can still feel his breath on my skin when he speaks.

“Happy Birthday my Blossom.”