happy two months fatass!!!! i hope you like this gift because i made this ty layout all on my own and it took me 9723984 years to figure out how to code with soundcloud... also i haven't really fully coded anythingfor a month after i made a layout for the rp thing yall were planning that got scrapped so my skills were rusty. but lets be real your gift is going to be better than mine again anyways so is there a point? 

 

anyway the past two months with you have been dope so here is!!!! a sappy gift!!!! note that the songs here are basically irrelevant to the content written, its just nice to have music you know. 

as you already know i came back to fl after like...six months of being gone because i was bored and after injuring myself i had to cut back on dancing a lot. i was planning on staying for mayve a month tops before leaving again because as per tradition that's usually when someone / some people annoy me enough to leave again, but then !!!! i met you!!!! so now im stuck here thanks. (read as: i won't disappear on you, rip egg)

 

but like...i wasn't expecting to date you, you know, for a few reasons all of which everyone knows that we're thankfully past. actually i didn''t really want to date anyone at all (which you already know since i did tell you about the other people that i've already turned down at that point) since usually relationships mean opening yourself up to more drama and beef, none of which i needed or wanted.

 

obviously that didn't work out cus we're at our second month, but #noragrets xd!!! it's worth it because we have so much in common (when you said you liked conspiracy theories too.....i came untouched) and our sense of humor is similar even though we rag on each others jokes all the time... mostly me at you but same thing. it's also so easy to talk to you and i don't feel like i have to try hard to keep the convo interesting since we're so comfy with each other now, and that's something i didn't have with a lot of exes.

 

the past two months (three if you count the month we were skirting around each other) have been nothing less than amazing and i know we're going to spend even more months together !!!

this is just going to be a long, long list of iconic goon related phrases and things, not in chronological or alphabetical order so just suffer.

 

1. shane dawson's conspiracy theories.

2. the ~*~*dark web~*~*

3. beaty and tthe beat

4. hoon vs justin myrick

5. horror movie rabbits (and i love you for watching all these with me even though you a big )

6. specifically human centipede

7. spending hours on rabbit solely on deciding what we should watch

8. girl group appreciation rabbits

9. lice <3___<3

10. your scrub sending 11:11 messages at 11:12pm

11. "youre a " "you are what you eat"

12. you stealing my memes

13. you finding a meme you like and reusing it for days on end

14. "is this all a big prank"

15. you really blocked me for 1o hours

16. reigniting my love for bianca del rio

17. reigniting your love for bad girls club

18. starting with obsession with bad girls club

19. hung up memes whenever im petty

20. stop ing joining my rabbit room with triggering names

21. breaking up every other day

22. im not a little spoon

23. ditty confessions

24. the power ranger movie because the day we rabbited that was the day i told you i liked you...haha....

25. there's a lot more but these are !! the most iconic !! never forget !! moments

this section is going to be...a long conclusion of this gift...with a bunch of apologies because im a sorry excuse of a boyfriend this is a sorry excuse of a gift and this is a sorry excuse of a song....haha....

 

personally i feel like!!! a lot of the drama you been in or been surrounded in only started after we became a thing and i feel bad because even though it cant be helped i know you hate beef but i was semi involved in a bit of it... im also sorry that i can't be here as often for you and i'm sorry that i'm bad at comforting you whenever things happen. i want to do more but i always feel like because !!! i can't!!! and all i do to try and raise your mood is sending you heart related memes because im a scrub

 

i dont really know what to say because i'm not good at being sappy and im illiterate but out of all the relationships i been in i have by far put the most effort in this one so even though im ty know that i love you!! a lot!!! even if you a cockasian boy inside!!! and believe it or not im trying my best to be a good boyfriend for you even though at times i insult you too much or threaten you with no rabbits until you do your work.

 

but heh its 2 months w goon now and i still love you just as much if not more than 2 months ago !!!!!! i love you and happy goon day my baby lice <3____<3