Boyfie does my makeup storehhhhh

 

 

 

 

 

Isang gabi magkachat si Jerv also known as Kababaihan ng Malolos, yes that’s right it’s me Jerv Malolos sa Youtube, at si Baekhyun also known as Eyeliner ni Baekhyun Oppa sa Youtube. Obviously, youtubers ang dalawa. Jerv makes videos intended to help people in studying kasi grade conscious po si gaga while Baekhyun, as his youtube name suggests, does makeup tutorials kasi validoso naman si gago. And nope, hindi po sila as in like boyfie and girlfie pero dadating tayo sa part na yon, siguro, mamaya, eventually, pero baka never (pakinggan niyo yung Never ng Produce 101 tangina si Jonghyun lang di nagdebut sa Wanna One bitter pa din si acoe pero walang may pake sakin so back to the fic).

So ayun nga, magkachat kasi sila about youtube content. Gusto ni Baekhyun ng girlfriend does his makeup challenge na content sa channel niya kaso he’s missing one big factor, a girlfriend. Yes wala pong jowa si Baekhyun, walang Taeyeon, walang anything. Charaught. SOOOOoOOOo naginitiate siya magchat with the ever famous Jerv para maging special guest ng video niya.

 

 

Baekhyun: Hey Jerv!!

 

Jerv: Uy Baek!

 

Baekhyun: Kumusta na? The last time I saw you was during the event in National Bookstore pa. Bakit hindi ka pumunta nung Youtube Fanfest?

 

Jerv: I’m great. Oo nga, I was busy with acads. Still busy din today kaya di ako masyado nakakagawa ng videos these past few weeks.

 

Baekhyun: Ay ganun ba ☹

 

Baekhyun: Gusto sana kita iinvite magguest for my next video

 

Jerv: I think I’m free naman this weekend.

 

Si gaga biglang naclear ang schedule nung gusto siya iguest ni Baekhyun pero walang time para gumawa ng sariling channel content naloka yung author

 

Jerv: What type of content ba balak mo?

 

Baekhyun: Ano.. um…

 

Baekhyun: Girlfriend does my makeup… *insert monkey emoji kasi ganun klase pong tao si Baekhyun*

 

Jerv: Hindi naman ako marunong magmakeup ha ha ha

 

Pero behind that ‘ha ha ha’ ni Jerv ay kinilig siya kasi ‘Girlfriend’ duh

 

Baekhyun: That’s what makes it more exciting hindi ba? C’mon na Jerv. Libre kita lunch.

 

Tangina, ang smooth po ni Baekhyun. May lunch agad.

 

Jerv: Di naman sa mukha akong food pero sige na nga. Tulungan mo din ako magbrainstorm sa content ko after ha.

 

Baekhyun: Deal. So,, ,, Saturday 10 am? Tapat ng SM Makati? (Kasi Makati boi po si Baekhyun iygwim)

 

Jerv: Deal :)

 

 

Baekhyun was very excited for Saturday to come. Si Jerv ang favorite youtuber ni Baekhyun. Bakit? Kasi he likes studying? N O P E. Walang study sa vocabulary ni Baekhyun. Di siya magaling dun. Kaya nga makeup tutorials and fashion ang content niya kasi yun ang forte niya. Dun siya magaling. Dun magiging proud sa kanya si mama.

Pero there is something that attracts Baekhyun to watch Jerv’s videos. Yung calm niyang boses? Yung aesthetic niya? Yung mukha ni Jerv? He doesn’t really know. All he knows is when he first saw Jerv in flesh sa isang event na invited sila together, he can’t stop looking at her. Kasi gurl yung eyeliner ni Jerv on fleek. Pati personality niya on fleek. Mabait, maganda, matalino, magaling. Siya na lahat parang si Bobbie.

Saturday came so fast. Baekhyun was waiting in Starbucks while sipping his latte. Four minutes after 10 am dumating na si Jerv looking fresh as ever.

 

“Baek! Sorry late ako, nagtagal yung mrt sa Boni eh.” Sabi ni Jerv sabay upo sa lap ni Baekhyun charot sa tapat na upuan ni Baekhyun.

“Ano ka ba okay lang di ko pa nga nauubos drink ko eh. Ano gusto mo? Treat ko na.” Tanong ni Baekhyun sabay wink. Pota naimagine niyo ba yon tumagos sa puso.

“Hala wag na nakakahiya naman. Ako na oorder ng akin. Wait lang ha.” Pakipot pa si Jerv. Pero hinayaan na siya ni Baekhyun at pinagmasdan na lang niya ang ootd ni Jerv habang kausap niya yung barista.

Ang sarap bihisan ni Jerv. Gawa kaya sila ng ‘Boyfriend choose my outfit challenge’ sa susunod. Pero, oo nga pala, di nga pala sila. Ouch.

After dumating ng drink ni Jerv, pumunta na sila sa condo ni Baekhyun. Delicious na, rich pa.

 

“Upo ka lang diyan, magseset-up lang ako” utos ni Baekhyun kay Jerv.

“Omg Baekhyun ang dami mong makeup, mas madami pa sa’kin.” Pagssqueal ni Jerv habang tinitignan ang massive makeup ni Eyeliner ni Baekhyun Oppa.

“Ha ha I bet madami ka ding stationary, pens at highlighters.” Reply ni Baek habang inaayos yung ringlight niya.

“Start na tayo.” Sabi ni Baekhyun agad agad.

“Wait anong makeup look ba gusto mo?” Tanong ni Jerv kasi to be honest, nagresearch siya ng onti para naman di magfail yung gagawin niya sa precious na mukha ni Baekhyun kung hindi baka kainin siya ng buhay ng mga fans ni Baek.

“Ah, nagbago kasi isip ko. I’ll be doing your make up instead.”

“Ha? Bakit?” Tanong ni Jerv. Pabigla bigla naman kasi si Baekhyun di siya iniinform agad. Kaloka si koya.

“Kasi diba sabi mo di ka marunong and that first time I saw you I complimented your eyeliner pero sabi mo gawa lang yon ng pinsan mong si Sehun.” Sagot ni Baekhyun.

“Yun ba talaga or ayaw mo lang ipahawak sakin mga makeup mo  hhahahaha” Biro ni Jerv.

“Siguro.” Reply ni Baekhyun sabay kindat. Winkboy!Baek.

 

Pinindot na ni Baekhyun yung record button.

 

“ANNYEONG CHINGUDEUL. IT’S YOUR OPPA, BAEKHYUN. Today I will be doing a first date makeup tutorial and my muse today is the kakaibabe of Malolos, Jerv Malolos!” Intro ni Baekhyun. Di man lang na inform si Jerv anong klaseng tutorial, tas first date pala.

“Hoy Baekhyun bat naman kakaibabe, ulitin mo.” Demand ni Jerv.

“Luh pabebe ba gusto mo? Saka di na pwede, nakalive tayo.” Sabi ni Baekhyun. Waw daming surprises.

“Ay ganon ba.” Sagot ni Jerv. Ala na magagawa si gaga.

“Oo ganun. So sit there na baby while I get the primer.” Sabi ni Baekhyun kay Jerv. Omygod ‘baby’ daw. Medyo kinilig si Jerv pero hindi todo pero feeling niya namumula siya.

“Since madaming redness si Jerv, we will need a green primer to cancel the redness.” Narrate ni Baekhyun.

 

Tangina mo kasalanan mo yang redness na yan. Isip ni Jerv.

 

“Uy Baek wag masyado makapal na makeup ha.” Sabi ni Jerv.

“Oo naman, basta trust me. Ilalabas natin ang tunay mong ganda.” Sagot ni Baekhyun habang nagpapahid ng primer.

“Now, we will use Loreal pro matte foundation in the shade 01 kasi maputi si Jerv.”

“Pwede bang wala na niyan? I don’t like the heavy feeling ng foundation.” Pagiinarte ni Jerv.

“Honey, ngayon lang please. Saka di to heavy promise.” Sabi ni Baekhyun sabay hawi sa buhok ni Jerv. Omygod ulet kasi ‘honey’ naman ngayon. Tbh parang bading magsalita sa fic na to si Baekhyun pero keri lang.

After lagyan ni Baekhyun ng foundation si Jerv complete na ang makeup look. Joke. Mukha pa siyang patay.

Kinuha ni Baekhyun yung imported niyang eyeshadow pero di na magmemention ng brand yung author kasi tinatamad siya magresearch.

“Pikit ka Jerv.” Utos ni Baekhyun. At pumikit naman si gaga.

“Pwedeng pwede na kita halikan.” Bulong ni Baekhyun pero malakas kasi dinig sa youtube live niya kasi may mic siya.

 

Tangina Halik daw. Sige Yes. GIVE IT T ME -SISTAR.MP3.

 

Nagulat si Jerv at napadilat. “Baliw!” sigaw niya sabay hampas.

“Grabe to joke lang. Pikit ka na ulet.” Utos ni Baekhyun. After ilang seconds tapos na agad yung eyeshadow ni Jerv. Professional level na talaga yung makeup ni Baekhyun.

“For first dates, di dapat strong masyado ang colors na ginagamit. I suggest peachy tones like the one I used for Jerv’s eyes. So next will be eyelash curling-“

“Wait ako na lang magccurl ng lashes ko. I know how.” Cut off ni Jerv kay Baekhyun.

“Di ko naman puputulin eyelashes mo kahit inggit ako kasi mas mahaba pa kaysa sakin.” Sagot ni Baekhyun.

“Di lang talaga ako sanay when others do it for me.” Sagot ni Jerv habang ni ccurl niya eyelashes niya.

“Ayan done na. Ikaw na ulet.” Sabi ni Jerv sabay abot nung eyelash curler kay Baek.

“So after curling, let’s put mascara and then my favorite, eyeliner. For first dates I personally like a puppy eyeliner instead of a winged one. A winged one, and one that is over excessive, just gives off a very strong vibe so dapat play it safe muna but that’s just my opinion naman.” Sabi ni Baek while talking to the camera.

Jerv being clueless asks “ano difference ng dalawa sorry I don’t really know much about those things haha”

“Winged eyeliner yung madalas mo makita sa mga American makeup tutorials while yung puppy one yung suot ko today. Tignan mo.” Utos ni Baekhyun while leaning down to Jerv to let her see. Pero sobrang close niya na kay Jerv.

“Wait layo ka onti, far sighted ako eh” Sabi bigla ni Jerv which made Baekhyun chuckle. Yung manly na chuckle pota.

“kita mo na ba? Downwards yung line diba. Ganyan yung gagawin ko for you.” Explain ni Baekhyun.

“Oh I see.”

“Close your eyes ulet.” Utos ni Baekhyun.

 

Close your eyes. Give me your hand. Darling. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you understand? Do you feel the same?

 

“Okay” Tango ni Jerv.

Naramdaman ni Jerv yung paglagay ni Baekhyun ng eyeliner.

“Wag ka muna didilat.” Utos ulet ni Baekhyun.

Sunod naman si Jerv kahit in reality pwede na naman siya dumilat kasi di naman liquid eyeliner ginamit ni Baekhyun. May nadinig siyang pag galaw pero di pa din siya pinapadilat ni Baekhyun.

“Baek matagal pa ba?” Tanong ni Jerv.

“Wait lang.” sagot ni Baekhyun na parang ang layo ng boses. Napakunot ang noo ni Jerv. Pag nalaman talaga niyang pinagttripan siya ni Baekhyun nako talaga.

After 5 seconds naramdaman ni Jerv na may dumikit sa labi niya. Parang basa. Wala naman siyang naalala na lalagyan na siya ng lipstick ni Baekhyun. Pero in fairness ang sarap parang cherry flavor.

 

But but but!!

 

Nagulat si Jerv nung biglag gumalaw yung lipstick kasi imbis na swipe lang iba yung feeling.

 

Napadilat si Jerv at nakita si Baekhyun.

 

Sa harap niya.

 

Sumasayaw ng Ko Ko Bop habang may subong wild berry.

 

Shimmie Shimmie Ko Ko Bop. I think I like it. It’s going down down.

 

Joke.

 

Kadikit ng labi ni Baekhyun yung labi niya.

 

PUTANGINA.

 

Close your eyes. Give me your hand. Darling. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you understand? Do you feel the same?

 

End of fic.

 

Joke.

 

Parang nagulat din si Baekhyun.

 

Hello, bat siya nagulat ako yung nahalikan dito. Isip ni Jerv.

 

Humiwalay si Baekhyun pero nakatitig pa rin siya kay Jerv.

 

“Jerv, ano kasi, um-“

“I like you Baekhyun. Sana gusto mo din ako kasi kung hindi, eh di hindi ha ha ha” sabi ni Jerv awkwardly kasi puta bakit siya napaconfess tangina gaga si gaga.

“I love you Jerv. Sorry di ko lang napigilan. Ang cute mo kasi habang nakapikit ka. I’m sorry I took advantage of that. Pero will you be my girlfriend? Actually plano ko talaga to. I’ll do your make up and ask you to go on a date with me pero I guess nauna yung kiss? Hahaha.” Confess din ni Baekhyun awkwardly.

“Yes. And we can still do that. Pero tapusin mo kaya muna make up ko?” Sagot ni Jerv.

“Omyghod naka-live nga pala tayo.” Facepalm ni Baekhyun

 

*insert monkey emoji*

 

The End.

 

Yun lang po talaga yon. End of fic na talaga.

Dedicated to all the Baekhyun fans out there especially ate jerv. Tangina 2:01 am na.