Background: 2018 Idol Star Athletics Championships has just finished, and the IOI girls had a mini reunion thanks to that. Fans were elated to see the IOI moments in the event. It's a pity though that Chungha, Sohye, and Somi missed out the reunion because they were not participating in ISAC. And someone is clearly not happy about this...

   

Credits to fansite media for the photos taken

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IOI Chatroom
"The world will be a better place if you get a little crazy"

center_som:
I’m jealous!

kim_inso:
What’s up kiddo?

center_som:
You guys get to join ISAC and have a mini reunion without me.

alcohol_chungha:
Me too

penguin_sohye:
Me three

meong_chae:
Oh that. We were just talking about how great it would be if IOI were to participate in ISAC together.

 

center_som:
Tsk, I’ll own the stage in Taekwondo!

choi_yoodaeng:
There’s no Taekwondo though Som

alcohol_chungha:
I’ve no sport talents. I’ll probably be cheering you guys from the sidelines anyway.

penguin_sohye:
Nado, I’ll join you at the sidelines unnie!

 

center_som:
I’m still jealous I missed out all the fun

yase:
Aww

stone_nayoung:
It’s mostly just waiting though

center_som:
That’s the point, you get time to talk and play around with others

penguin_sohye:
Oh yeah, I saw Dodaeng fooling around the whole day

alcohol_chungha:
I saw Sejeong making her usual rounds passing her email notes to new targets

yase:
I’m just being friendly.

alcohol_chungha:
Overly friendly

stone_nayoung:
And making life difficult for your leaders, yes. Good thing you are not under my charge anymore.

meong_chae:
Is that why you didn’t sit with us unnie?

stone_nayoung:
I have my hands full with my team. No thanks to @pinky_jieqiong flirting around with the Chinese girls

yase:
See it’s not just me @alcohol_chungha

pinky_jieqiong:
Don’t put me in the same league as you sensei. I’m still far from you!

 

center_som:
I’M JEALOUS, I’M JEALOUS, I’M JEALOUS, I’M JEALOUS, I’M JEALOUS!

kim_inso:
Here, have some jelly

center_som:
Go away b****

alcohol_chungha:
Language, Somi!

 

meong_chae:
Awww maknae is sulking. Shall we do something for those who missed out ISAC?

center_som:
Just imagine what would happen if we were to participate in ISAC together!

alcohol_chungha:
You know I can’t do any sports though …

penguin_sohye:
It’s okay we can be the hosts unnie

center_som:
Oh that's a good idea! Let me go prepare now!

kim_inso:
What? Are we supposed to join in her dreamland?

yase:
Well we do whatever makes our baby happy

 

center_som has added the chatbot robyul to start an event named ISAC – IOI special

All members have accepted the invitation

robyul has appointed center_som, alcohol_chungha, penguin_sohye as the hosts for the event

robyul: Transmission's starting in 3 ... 2 ... 1

 

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center_som:
Annyeong hashimnikka yeoreobun, welcome to ISAC news 2018. This is MC Jeon Somi,

penguin_sohye:
Reporter Kim Sohye

alcohol_chungha:
Ermm ... what’s my role again?

center_som:
And DJ Kim Chungha immida.

 

pinky_jieqiong:
Since when do we have a DJ in ISAC?

kim_inso:
It’s Jeon Somi we are talking about. Who knows what she’s thinking?

yase:
Shhhhh zip up and listen!

 

center_som:
Cheotbeonjjae news, we have Kim Sejeong ssi competing in ssireum.

yase:
Ehh?

choi_yoodaeng:
Now, this is getting interesting …

highnote_yeonjung:
Ssireum does suit Sejeong unnie more than Archery.

meong_chae:
Kekeke – yes indeed. Go on Som!

center_som:
Kim Sejeong ssi has been a hot favourite in this game, having defeated past champions including SISTAR, Girls Day and Hani ssi. Will we see a new champion today?

All:
*cheer* KIM SEJEONG! KIM SEJEONG!

center_som:
How’s the situation on ground Reporter Sohye ssi?

penguin_sohye:
Nae, this is Hye-reporter reporting from site. Standing with me here now are Gugudan teammates cheering for her. Mina-ssi, can you share with us the secret to Sejeong ssi strength?

tangerine_mina:
What, gabjagi?! Emm, I think it's an unintentional outcome as we try to restrain her from harassing us every night. Over time it seems she's developed this superhuman strength to counter us.

highnote_yeonjung:
She used to do that to us in ioi dorm as well!

pinky_jieqiong:
I remembered it used to be 1 vs 5 in our room.

tangerine_mina:
Only that it has gotten worse. Now she can almost do 1 vs 8. I really wonder who can stand a chance against her.

 

center_som:
News flash - Kim Sejeong's opponent has just pulled out of this match after learning who her opponent is. We have a walkover! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the new champion of ssireum - Kim Sejeong.

alcohol_chungha:
Plays *spartan music*

kim_inso:
Hahahaha chukahae! Kim Sejeong! Kim Sejeong!

highnote_yeonjung:
Do a hormones test on her! Send her to men match instead!

choi_yoodaeng:
Him Sen(힘센) Jeong! Him Sen Jeong!

yase:
You girls better watch out! Soon, I will be able to handle 1 vs 10 and there’s no stopping me from -

alcohol_chungha:
*beeeeep* Due to age restriction, the following comments have been censored off. We apologize for any inappropriate content in the broadcast.

meong_chae:
Kekeke even Chungha unnie is joining the fun!

 

center_som:
Next up, we have the bowling event.

kim_inso:
IT’S ME!

penguin_sohye:
Introducing Weki Meki's bowler - Kim Doyeon.

kim_inso:
Annyeong yeoreobun! I'm your coolest bowler Kim Doyeon!

yase:
Ya I saw your handsome preview bowling pose, jinja inso material there!

tangerine_mina:
She’s not called Kim Inso for nothing!

center_som:
And next, introducing her bowling ball - Choi Yoojung.

choi_yoodaeng:
What?! Why am I a ball!

center_som:
Yes. This year we have a human bowling special to put to test the chemistry between the members. The duo representing Weki Meki is none other than Kim Doyeon and Choi Yoojung!

pinky_jieqiong:
Does Dodaeng’s chemistry even need to be tested? I guess the only worthy competitor is us nayoung unnie!

stone_nayoung:
*deadpan*

penguin_sohye:
Cha, Kim Doyeon ssi is taking aim now. She places a kick to Yoojung's and … it's a perfect strike! As expected of Dodaeng combo!

kim_inso:
Yeoksi, you're my other half @choi_yoodaeng ah!

alcohol_chungha:
*plays Weki Meki's Stay with Me*

 

choi_yoodaeng:
Ya, @center_som, @penguin_sohye what’s this crappy script? Why am I being kicked around by Kim Doyeon! And Chungha unnie how could you join them in this!

alcohol_chungha:
*plays Weki Meki's La La La*  

choi_yoodaeng:
…

highnote_yeonjung:
She’s ignoring you!

tangerine_mina:
Kekeke Chungha unnie is really playing her DJ role diligently today.

 

penguin_sohye:
Next up, we have the 400m race event. Representing Pristin we have Im Nayoung contestant.  Somi ssi, what are your views on this race?

center_som:
Eh Nayoung ssi is representing Pristin for the race? Putting a sloth as the runner – is Pristin giving up on the race already?

stone_nayoung:
These kids …

center_som:
Hold up, looks like there’s been a mistake. Nayoung ssi is representing Pristin in a new sports instead – rock climbing!

kim_inso:
Daebak! Stone unnie for rock climbing!

center_som:
She’s definitely got the home ground advantage here. Look at her hanging by the stones with her long limbs, did she learnt it from following how sloths climb trees?

meong_chae:
Somi yah, are you going to be fine after this? *sweats*

center_som:
@meong_chae. Our motto is to prove that life is not all about seriousness.

tangerine_mina:
That’s your motto, not ISAC!

yase:
Damn, I shouldn’t have agreed to let them play along in the first place.

pinky_jieqiong:
Run Somi! Nayoung unnie’s coming for you!

stone_nayoung:
Yah Jeon somi! I’ll show you what is SERIOUSNESS –

center_som:
Oops, time to run

stone_nayoung:
COME BACK, YOU LITTLE -

alcohol_chungha:
*Beeeeep* Due to emergency reasons, the match has been suspended, we sincerely apologize for the disruption. Thank you for watching our show!

center_som is offline

stone_nayoung is offline

highnote_yeonjung:
What?! Is it ending already?

choi_yoodaeng:
Noooo, keep it going!

pinky_jieqiong:
I haven’t heard my match yet!

penguin_sohye:
@pinky_jieqiong, what do you wish to participate in though?

yase:
Definitely gymnastics! All the Chinese girls seem to be good in gymnastics – just look at our Sally and WJSN’s Chengxiao!

pinky_jieqiong:
Ahh, I miss them! Wonder if my babes are doing fine!

highnote_yeonjung:
@pinky_jieqiong. The Chinese line in WJSN said hi

tangerine_mina:
@pinky_jieqiong: Sally unnie said ni hao. I can’t read the Chinese words after that.

highnote_yeonjung:
I should just add them in.

 

highnote_yeonjung added chengxiao, meiqi, xuanyi

tangerine_mina added sally

 

Chengxiao:
*in chinese* zhou jieqiong ni hao ma?

pinky_jieqiong:
xiaoxiao ni hao!

Sally:
What’s going on here?! Oh, there’s @pinky_jieqiong, and the WJSN girls! I can finally speak in Chinese!

*Started Chinese conversation*

 

yase:
All right, in the spirit of celebrating friendship, I think we should encourage interactions between groups as well. How about we add all our groups here?

kim_inso:
Don’t think we don’t know your intentions! You’re just trying to get all their numbers here aren’t you?

tangerine_mina:
@kim_inso, you’re underestimating Kim Sejeong – she probably has all their contacts already.

 

yase added GUGUDAN

yase added WJSN

yase added DIA

yase added WEKI MEKI

yase added PRISTIN

 

Oh what’s this? Are we invited to IOI group chat?

So this is how IOI chat looks like?

This looks much more civilized than our chat room.

Is this where the IOI kids hang out? We finally sneaked in!

I wonder how you guys managed to convince Im Nayoung to add us to this chat!

Jung Chaeyeon I thought you said you were resting, what’re you doing here?!

Hello, is Chungha ssi here? Do I finally get to meet my crush?

Kim Sejeong, you’re supposed to clean your room!

Jeon Somi where are you? Come out and play!

Ohhh, it’s party time!

Let’s get crazy!

* Mega Party begins *

 

center_som is online

center_som:
Guys I’m back! I survived Buddha’s wrath. Oh wait - what’s this?!

 

stone_nayoung is online

stone_nayoung:
JEON SOMI COME BACK! WE ARE NOT DONE YET!

 

Nayoung unnie you’re back! @stone_nayoung, Jung Eunwoo stole my clothes!

@stone_nayoung Kang Yebin stole my shoes! Go get her!

stone_nayoung:
What’s going on? Why are you two here? Wait -

 

center_som:
Eleven … twenty-four … fifty-two. 52 members! Holy crap, are we back to Produce 101 again?

stone_nayoung:
WHO INVITED GUESTS TO OUR IOI GROUP CHAT?!

 

See I knew Nayoung wouldn’t have allowed this mess!

Cool the IOI kids have managed to stage a mutiny! Let’s do the same too!

Ya Jeon Somi you’ve finally made it back, hurry up and join the games. You’re in the maknae team!

It’s yaja time!

No we are NOT playing THAT! Suyeon ssi, control your members!

They’re beyond my control. @stone_nayoung unnie, can you claim back Dodaeng please. They’re driving me nuts.

No thanks. I’m putting my members for sale too. Any takers?

I’ll gladly exchange this big ert Kim Sejeong for anything.

Tsk tsk that’s no way to talk to your unnies, leader-nims. Where’s your manners?

Yah! You wanna die?

Come on, let’s rebel!

Leader-nims! Control your minions!!

Ba-ba-ba

ba-ba-nana! potato-na-ah-ah ~

 

center_som:
*Whistles* Let the real games begins!

alcohol_chungha:
*plays mockingjay tune*

Somewhere in the background, the leaders’ cries were buried under the pandemonium that erupted.

*mess continues*

 

robyul:

Warning! Transmission is ending due to system overload

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Thank you for participating in this chat

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May the odds be ever in your favor

May the path you walk always be a flower road

Goodbye!

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