channel :P - EP 1

pristin's chatroom!

 

10:28pm - it's queen nunu day!

afoolforkongie: GUYS 
afoolforkongie: EMERGENCY 

hotbeanz: ring ring 
hotbeanz: yoboseyo 
hotbeanz: jigeum ambulance 
hotbeanz: han dae bonae JUSEYO!  

afoolforkongie: I MAY ACTUALLY NEED ONE 

minky: what is it 

afoolforkongie: 


afoolforkongie: im so soft 
afoolforkongie: FREAKING ADORABLE AHHHHH 
afoolforkongie: SETTING THIS AS MY WALLPAPER, DP EVERYTHING 

Oni: if I was cute 
Oni: why did you choose eunwoo unnie over me? 
Oni: hmph >:( 

juliahenpiaoliang: bcs i was obviously the cutest 

ilailaila: kyungwon unnie always chooses eunwoo unnie 
ilailaila: we dont stand a chance 
ilailaila: but its okay yewon unnie you have me :) 

Oni: <3333333 

baesoongs: why are you always so mean to everyone but yewon

Warm stone: Isn't everyone mean to each other EXCEPT when it comes to Yewon? 
Warm stone: Even Siyeon feels guilty when she hurts the poor girl. 
Warm stone: And we all know she doesn't have a conscience. 

baesoongs: y'all she's a devil in disguise 
baesoongs: SATAN OKAY. 
baesoongs: IRL SHE'S MEAN AND SHE BULLIES ME 

minky: dont call my baby satan, satan. 

afoolforkongie: yewon? satan? can't relate. 

ddiddiontop changed the group name to "WE LOVE KIM TWERKWON <3" 

Warm stone: Not really age appropriate. 
Warm stone: I'll, however, let it go because it was indeed an iconic performance.  

hotbeanz: i should have been part of that perf

juliahenpiaoliang: you cant even wear a jacket properly 
juliahenpiaoliang: asking you to do that stage would make our concert rated lol 

Oni: I was taking screenshots of our new ep because everyone looked so cute in the animal onesies and 
Oni: i think i may have found the k-drama of the year 
Oni: 


baesoongs: tag yourself
baesoongs: im eunwoo unnie 

ilailaila: omg stop trying to be cool 

baesoongs: shut up let me be
baesoongs: do you think you're cooler than me 

ilailaila: uh yes 

ddiddiontop: i second that 

minky: why do i look so down wtf 

pink princess: breakdown of the picture by yours truly 
pink princess: 1) smol kang is obsessed with tall kang 
pink princess: 2) giant kim is depressed cause smol kang left her for tall kang 
pink princess: 3) tall kang is smug af cuz she got dem girls 
pink princess: 4) reaction jung is shookt 

juliahenpiaoliang: i was only shookt because kang kyungwon didnt freaking choose me first
juliahenpiaoliang: i thot we had smth gg on 
juliahenpiaoliang: @afoolforkongie did all our vlives and small dates to the SM shop not prove my importance in your life? i intro-ed you to that fishing cafe gosh 
juliahenpiaoliang: i was deeply hurt and disappointed 

afoolforkongie: you didnt put in effort to impress me :/ 
afoolforkongie: but like ila said u kno i would choose u in the end so 

ddiddiontop: aww 
ddiddiontop: 2kang cancelled 

Warm stone: Kids, I went on twitter and many people had an issue with our latest episode. 
Warm stone: They said we "dabbed" too much. 
Warm stone: Especially you, Sungyeon. 

baesoongs: u dont have to quote dabbed 
baesoongs: and dabbing is swag yo 

ddiddiontop: SWAGGY BAGGY 

ilailaila: stop please swaggy baggy isnt and will never be a thing 

ddiddiontop: IM GNA MAKE THE PHRASE BLOW UP WATCH ME 

pink princess: xwaggy baggy 

minky: xwaggy baggy ix xo xwag, xiyeon 

ddiddiontop: i hate u 
ddiddiontop: @Warmstone im being bullied save me pls :(

Warm stone: Guyx xtop bullying Xiyeon. 

hotbeanz: hsjwkrjwjw 

ddiddiontop: i hate you all so much 

Oni: xo* 

ddiddiontop: YEWON UNNIE!!!! :( 
ddiddiontop: NOT YOU TOO 
ddiddiontop: im leaving pristin to join afterschool in the dungeon cause y'all  

afoolforkongie: okay have fun! 

Warm stone: Update me about Lizzy, Eyoung and Kaeun please. 
Warm stone: I hope they're still alive... 

ilailaila: one less mess in our room @afoolforkongie @minky 

minky: BLESS  
minky: GO AND NEVER COME BACK 

ddiddiontop: I've been here 9 years and this is the treatment i get? 
ddiddiontop: I AM UR SUNBAE 
ddiddiontop: RESPECT ME 

hotbeanz: alright we will rexpect you 

ddiddiontop has left the chat

Oni: oh no :( do you think we should go comfort unnie? 
Oni: i feel bad now 

juliahenpiaoliang: nah she'll get over it quick 

afoolforkongie: i bet within half an hour park siyeon will beg nayoung unnie to add her back 

 

08:48pm - WE LOVE KIM TWERKWON <3

Warm stone: Kyungwon was right. 

Warm stone added ddiddiontop to "WE LOVE KIM TWERKWON <3" 

ddiddiontop: IM BACK DOGS did yall miss me

ilailaila: dammit 

minky: i missed the last half an hour :"( 

ddiddiontop: why would u miss that? i wasnt even here 

ilailaila: exactly 

Oni: Yay, siyeon is back! 

ddiddiontop: yewon unnieeeeeeeee 
ddiddiontop: you're the only who cares 
ddiddiontop: ily 

juliahenpiaoliang: okay but one of the highlights of channel :P was

pink princess: i feel like u r gna attack me for my mc-ing 

juliahenpiaoliang: that's right! 
juliahenpiaoliang: it was hilarious
juliahenpiaoliang: and awkward HAHAHAHA 

ilailaila: you talk as if hicam didnt happen 

afoolforkongie: FK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
afoolforkongie: vote for the better mc! 
afoolforkongie: 1 vote for kyulkyung from me 
 
Warm stone: Kyulkyung's MC skill wasn't that bad! 
Warm stone: I thought she did well. :) 
Warm stone: At least better than Eunwoo. :P 

baesoongs: roommate loyalty so obv kyulkyung unnie > eunwoo unnie 

minky: isn't nayoung unnie's vote worth like 10 votes 
minky: but anw kyulkyungie for me 

ddiddiontop: as an experienced mc, 
ddiddiontop: i would vote kyulkyung unnie
ddiddiontop: but bcs im salty af 
ddiddiontop: i vote eunwoo CAUSE SHE DIDNT BULLY ME

hotbeanz: kyulkyung alr wins anw

juliahenpiaoliang: i was the one attacking
juliahenpiaoliang: and now im the one being attacked 

pink princess: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T GET OVER OUR ENNUI PHASE. 

Oni: dont be angry unnies!! i can help you two work it out

hotbeanz: leave them be lol
hotbeanz: i wanna see how far they can take this ennui phase 

baesoongs: ^

Warm stone: As long as they can still work together for our comeback, it's fine. 

afoolforkongie: GUYS IM GNA FACETIME KONGIE NOW. ANYONE WANNA JOIN? 

minky: hurry come to our room!!!!

pink princess: IM OMW WAIT FOR ME! 

 

 

 

 


A/N: omg thanks for the response I THOUGHT I WAS GNA FLOP but i am reading through all your ship suggestions heh (altho my main ship in pristin hasn't been mentioned) but the first few chaps will be a lot of different subtle ships!! if you guys really wanna add in ships then i'll add it in later (for drama purposes HAHA) suggest what you wanna see!! and if u want, try to guess my otp in pristin ;-) the first person who guesses it right can decide a plot for one whole chapter!!! (hint: look at my username for half of the pairing HAHA)

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Werewolfchild
#1
Chapter 4: This makes me laugh. Im hoping for napink! And i would like to see nayoung bonding with her kids
kpopgirlgrouptrash
#2
Chapter 4: I. NEED. MORE.
zeelah #3
Chapter 4: wow i love the subtle 2kyung omg are they your otp too? bc if yes then YEA BOI WE ON THE SAME BOAT also nunu though HAHHAHA julia hen piao liang wtf
_UnknownSinner_ #4
Chapter 4: im sorry but what does the 33 mean?
yuhaha #5
Chapter 4: This chapter was gold omg "kyla you're in charge" HAHA
The 33 mess was so accurate to how the entire fandom reacted too I love it.
Awh the exchange with nunu was so true to their dynamics and cute ^^ keep it up!
qiqiwai
#6
Chapter 3: Siwoo pleaseeeee authornim
yuhaha #7
Chapter 3: Oh my goodness this is one of my fave pristin chatfics. Consistently funny and true to character. Nayoung bringing up the dabbing was hilarious because she WOULD be concerned about negative responses to that.
Ships would be nice! A little drama always makes things more interesting haha. A ship with kyung you haven't mentioned...Is your main ship ddiyu? (I'm guessing and hoping but I support all ^^)
ShibaEunwoo
#8
Is 99line ur fav pairing ????
caryl_angela #9
Chapter 2: Kyulwoo bruh cause
A,they're real
B,They are real
C,Real is them lol
D,Did i mention that they are real??
ShibaEunwoo
#10
Chapter 2: Some MinkYebin bc they're so real and some SiWoo bc random girls would be so perfect ~