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dear mr. min,

this is a very brief if otherwise straightforward note to tell you that turning up late or - should I say - YOU, NOT TURNING UP AT ALL - is seriously SO deeply unprofessional and rude af no matter how incompetent you think the person you’re interviewing is. , I know I’m just a student okay? a broke college student who doesn’t know what tf he’s doing in life, struggling with this a ss med school degree because  my asian parents, seriously. and I’m currently having NO  at this point of my supposedly thriving college school life & I just broke up with my ex of 2 days and getting plastered with said ex in this crampy discount bar with no goddamn air conditioning regretting my life choices as I’m writing you this quaint and respectful email hoping you can take this beautiful of mine.

 

AND KISS IT GOODBYE.

BECAUSE SCREW YOU, MIN YOONGI.
what authority(??!) do you have that lets you ditch a goddamn job interview i’ve been praying and wishing and ting FOR FOR 2 NERVE WRACKING WEEKS OF MY LIFE do you know HOW MUCH ANXIETY I WAS GOING THRU AT THAT PERIOD.

NO YOU IGN DON’T.
and also no, YOU if you think I’m gonna be that pretty eye candy sitting in one corner waiting to your for a promotion CUZ I AIN’T THAT KINDA BOY HUNNY. I’m a man but I’m no goddamn I have standards okay *flips hair*.
IDEC THAT YOU’RE A HOTSHOT NEW PRODUCER WHO’S BFFS WITH NAMJOON HYUNG. HIM, HIS PRETTY BOYFRIEND AND FINALLY  YOU .
GOODBYE.

xxx PARK JIMIN, THICCEST IN BUSAN, SOUTH KOREA
“you lost your chance to have this riding your now you gotta pay for it baby boy” 
- kim seokjin savage extraordinaire

 

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baby j
guys
i ed up

g dragon can spit on me and i’d be ok w it
see hyung
dis is why u dont send angry drunk emails to your potential boss @3am in the morning

baby j
then maybe u shouldn’t have broken up w me at @3am in the morning

g dragon can spit on me and i’d be ok w it
I

taetaeTAETAETEA
ayo ladies and gentleman,
introducing park jimin
throwin shade further than my yearly GPA

hoseokkie
*claps*

taetaeTAETAETEA
back to ur story tho chim
how bad is it

taetaeTAETAETEA
like hobi hyung drunk ting his ex bad or

hoseokkie
that was one. time.

taetaeTAETAETEA
or kookie trying to get u drunk
so u wouldnt kill him too hard for dumping u
bad

g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
omg will u ever let that go

taetaeTAETAETEA
hahax999
no
thats what u get for breaking my bby chims heart u lil
<3

baby j
<3

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im ed thanks kookie :,)

hoseokkie
hOLY
HOLY
HOOOO BOYYYYYYYY
U AIN'T EVER GETTIN DAT JOB OR DAT D

hoseokkie
bUT U'RE GETTIN SEOKJIN HYUNG'S SHADE OF APPROVAL
i can FEEL IT

g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
hyung you're my hero
✧✧✧✧✧✧

baby j
thanks but ur not forgiven ;,))))

g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
:c

baby j
c:

taetaeTAETAETEA
*rAGING APPLAUSE FROM HEAVEN&HELL, ES*
u went down but u WENT DOWN W HONOR THAT'S WHY WE'RE MATES CHIM

baby j
*bows*

hoseokkie

i"M SCREAMING

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squishy mochi
mama i made u proud

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tHAT'S MY BOY

joon.ie
HYUNG NO.