To: MOM      

June 8, 2017

              Hey Mama, this letter is for you. I've recently run into girl problems and I am writting to you seeking for advice. I hope you can help me. Her name is Juliet, the one that I cherish. It use to feel like we were king and queen but after a problem that came like a tornado spiral everything became clear. After showering her with so many good and expensive things like diamond crystal(s), I came to the realization that she was only after my Ka-ching(s). Now I know why she always got so excited at the ka-ching sound that the ATM makes. I am heartbroken and the rhythm after summer that we had disappeared. She called me a few weeks later threatening me and saying, " I'll crush you," and " I miss you."

After the call, I started thinking and I realized that despite her intentions she loves me and I love her.

I'm losing my mind over this, mama. I need your help. I hope you can help me.

I look forward to hearing from you and seeing you.

                                                                                 Your son.

                                                                                I love you.

** I've always wanted to do this kind of thing. Hahaha.

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