The Five Times Baekhyun Almost Got Married, and the One Time He Did
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The Five Times Baekhyun Almost Got Married, and the One Time He Did
Alternatively, the thrilling saga of Chanyeol's untiring pursuit of Baekhyun
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Chanyeol swears he's a rational, practical man. And he is, for the most part.
It's only when Baekhyun's around that things start to go slightly haywire.
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There's three things in life that Chanyeol is absolutely sure of. One, the first law of thermodynamics. Two, that his hair looks perfectly dashing pushed back. And finally, three, that Baekhyun is definitely, absolutely, positively the one. His one.
Now, if only he could get Baekhyun to see that too.
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Foreword
Baekhyun woke up with a splitting headache, a mouthful of tulle and a tiara. It was incredibly disorienting, and compounded with the slightly worrisome observation that he seemed to be dressed in what appeared to be a cheap knock-off bridal gown, one might safely assume that Byun Baekhyun, artist extraordinaire, was definitely, undoubtedly in a soup. It took about seven minutes for Baekhyun to focus his eyes on his unfamiliar surroundings, through the dull throb of his still drunken, definitely drunken head. And in that time, he registered the following:
- One lanky Chanyeol, in a cheap polyester suit, snoring beside him.
- A possum (?) snuggling between his cold, bare arms.
- Three inquisitive old ladies shoving a bouquet of roses into his face.
- Five (?) cold hard steps beneath him.
- One church.
- Eight wedding bells playing in the distance.
- One priest frantically shaking his hand and screaming congratulations into his ear.
In hindsight, the priest probably wasn’t screaming but then again, Baekhyun was never very good at dealing with hangovers; which would also explain why it took a total of fifteen minutes for Baekhyun to piece together the fragments of his surroundings into the only possible explanation. And even then, it was only the itchy, plastic band around his ring finger that finally gave it away.
“Chanyeol,” Baekhyun hissed, sharply elbowing the snoring man beside him, “I think we just got married!”
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