Pada suatu hari, Yoongi sedang berjalan-jalan dalam loji kumbahan. Ketika dia sedang berjalan, dia ternampak seekor kuda sedang minum air kumbahan itu. Kuda itu lalu menari tarian hip hop setelah minum air itu. Yoongi ingin menari macam itu juga. Jadi dia pun minum air kumbahan itu. Tiba-tiba, dia bertukar menjadi kura-kura.

“what the shiz?! Why i bertukar jadi kura-kura??! F this shiz!!”

Kuda itu lalu ketawa dengannya. “hehehehehehehehehehehahahahhaahahaha neh neh neh neh neh neh neh neh!!!”

“damn dat horsezz! F you payin’ me 90’s baby i’m pump up the jamz!”

“asdghfkglbsxd,bckjhsufhd”

“wat de hellz did chu sayyz.”

“yo kuraz! I’m the kudaz! Wait.....not kudaz.... i’m Jay-Horsezz. Nais to meat chu~”

“wat? MEAT??! U EAT MEAT? WAT THE F?!”

“omaigudness... not that meat but MEET! Jumpa dooooo”

“ohhh plis talk properly dudezz....”

“wat....we’re animalz... we don’t talk properly kay..”

“I’M NOT AN ANIMAL YOU STUPID LIL HORSEZZ!”

“wait.....aren’t chu a kura-kura?”

“NO I WAS CURSED BY THIS EVIL DIRTY WATER ON MY FACEU!!!”

“u mean this water? Hahahahhaha why did u drink it u fool? This water is only for animals u idiotest!”

“WAT??!! NOOOOOO!!!”

“hihihihihihihihihiu.....you’re so fani biskut...”

“wat? I’m no a biskut. I’m a JEON CENA TENENENENENENNENEE!”

Mochimin memandang Jeon Cena yang WWE tu. Jeon Cena menunjukkan musclenya yang bolehlah tahan tu. Lol... tiba-tiba, seekor alien datang dengan menggunakan penyapu terbang berkuasa turbo. KEBUSHHHH!

“ayo wazzup my earthling friendzz! Nais to meat chu, nais to meat chu~~~”

“wat de hell Tae?! You made me shock! Everyday i shock, SHOCK!”

“i don’t effing care about chu, u lil biskut!”

“WAT DE HELL I TOLD CHU I’M NOT A BISKUT. I’M JEON CENA TENENENENENENENEE!”

“hihihihhihhihihih you’re so kul dudezz.... i lap u jeon cena.”

Mochimin lalu mengambil tuala dan mengelap Jeon Cena. Seekor kura-kura lalu datang menyapa mereka. “YO DUDEZZ HELP ME! AKU JADI KURA-KURA!!”

“AAAAAHHHH KURA-KURA! I HATE KURA-KURA!” jerit Mochimin lalu sembunyi di belakang kaki Jeon Cena.

“wahh.... kari kura-kura.....” ujar alien Taehyungzz sambil meleleh air liurnya.

“wat de park??! I’M MIN YOONGI SUGA AGUST D THE GENIUS! Not a kura-kura!”

“WAT?! YOONGI BRO? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

“ehem... wat is going on here?” soal Rap Monstahh, bapa si Jeon Cena kepada semua manusia dan alien dan kura-kura di situ.

“father! Yoongi bro bertukar menjadi kura-kura! Help him father!!!”

“hi father in law... hihihihihi” kata Mochimin pulak. Wat de hell...

“yo Monstahh, tolong aku dudezz... aku nak jadi human balik!!!”

“macam mana kau boleh jadi kura-kura ni?”

Yoongi lalu menceritakan segala-galanya kepada semua orang dan alien di situ.

“wat de hell? You drink that dirty water becoz u want to dance just like that horse? Dis is crazeh dudezz.. u crazeh....”

“shut the f up! Now help me!”

“there’s only one way to help u.” Kata alien Taehyungzz sambil antena atas kepalanya bersinar.

Jay-Horsezz masih lagi sedang menari di tepi loji kumbahan itu. Kali ni, dia menari tarian ngajat pulak.

“OOOOOOOHA!”

“OI!” jerit Yoongi. Jay-Horsezz berhenti menari. Dia menoleh ke belakang dan terkezut melihat beberapa orang manusia dan alien.

“who are u guyz? Wai are u guyz coming here? Want some dirty water?”

“wat de park?! We’re not here for that! I want to be a human back! Right now!!!”

“whoa whoa whoa...... calm down dudezz. U kennot become manusia that easily oh... u have to meet this person.”

“who?”

“Jin the worldwide handsome.”

“Ayo Jin! Wazzup?!”

“ayo Jay-Horsezz.... i rap like jay-z~ i like to eat mochi~ but i don’t have money~ so can you please lend me some money~~?

“goddamnit! I don’t have money u pig! Now help us!”

“us? Who?”

“them.”

“hmm.... dis is very hard... okay... u only need one thing...”

“wat is it?”

“jamzz.”

“i can give u some jamz..” kata Mochimin.

“jimin, u got no jamz...” balas Rap Monstahh.

“WAT?! NOOOOOOOO!!!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA” Rap Monstahh ketawa terbahak-bahak kerana Mochimin sudah kehilangan jams. Dia yang curi sebenarnya. Dasar raksasa rap yang agak berguna.

Oleh itu, Yoongi bertekad. Kalau air kumbahan pun dia pernah minum, dia SANGGUP mencari jams, walaupun kena menyeberangi lautan api yang bergelora dengan tubuh kura-kuranya.

All the underdogs in da worldz

A day may when we lose

But it is not today

Today we fight!

“WEYYY! Why all the kedai has run out of jamzz??! Ughhh! What a stupid effing piece of shiz! I hate it when dis shiz is happening!”

“well, they got no jamz... let’s go to other kedai.”

“bad berita guyzz. All the kedai are out of jamz.”

“WHAT?!”

~back to Jay-Horsezz~

“there are no jamz! How am I supposed to find jamz if they got no jamz?!”

“wai don’t we make jamz?”

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“hmmm gud idea dudezz. Do u have de fruits?”

“oh shizzle wizzle man! We don’t have fruit! Parking piece of shiz!”

“I’m not gonna be a manusia again.... TT.......I’m like TT, just like TT....”

Rap Monstahh lalu menepuk bahu (?) Yoongi si kura-kura. “don’t risau ma fren. We will find fruits and make some jamz for u.”

“YEAH! Let’s make some jamz!”

“not for u Mochimin! U still got no jamz! Hahahahhahahh!!!”

“TT...”

Setelah berjam-jam cuba membuat jams, akhirnya menjadi jugak. Sekarang, mereka boleh menyelamatkan Yoongi daripada sumpahan itu.

“yeah Yoongi! Let’s eat some jamz.”

Yoongi lalu memakan jams tersebut. Dengan ajaibnya, dia lalu bertukar menjadi manusia semula.

“hell yeah bishes! I’m back!!!”

Jay-Horsezz mengambil sedikit jams itu lalu memakannya. “hmm... sedap jugak..”

Tiba-tiba....... POOF! Jay-Horsezz bertukar menjadi manusia!

“wat de hell??!”

Semua orang dan alien memandang ke arahnya. “wait, you’re a human too?”

“no.........”

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“well, kita dapat kawan baru! Yeay!!” Mochimin menjerit kegembiraan. Ketujuh-tujuh mereka lalu menari-nari dengan gembiranya.

author's note:

lol harap anda enjoy