Wonhoe Chat 

Jan 1 at 5:07 am

Wonhoe:

 HOW CAN HE DO THI S TO MEE

I THOT WE WERE MEANT TO BR

MY HUSBAND OF 40 YEARS

AND THEN HE HE GOES AMD ANNOUNCE HES DATING JHOE

HOW DARE HE STEAL MY MAN

HYUNGWON WAKE UP 

TGIS IS NO SLEEPING MANNER

IM DYING

DON'T U CAR

Hyungwon: 

No I don't "car"

It's 5 in the morning 

Wonhoe: 

BUT SUGA

Hyungwon:

How dare u disturb my sleep bc of someone who doesn't even know u 

I'm going back to sleep and u should sleep too

gn hoeseok 

Wonhoe: 

BUT

HYUNGWON 

Wonhoe Chat

Jan 1 at 2:15 pm

Hyungwon:

nows a good time to tell me

Wonhoe: 

did u just wake up?

Hyungwon: 

Maybe 

suga n jhope looks pretty cute together huh

Wonhoe: 

N O 

IM the only hoseok he needs 

y jhoe 

Hyungwon: 

It's obvious they're perfect together  

the skinships, the eye contacts and even the song cover

haven't u noticed??

Wonhoe: 

no 

Hyungwon: 

that's cuz ur too in love with suga to notice 

that n ur dumb

Wonhoe:

hoe dare u 

Hyungwon: 

hoe 

Wonhoe: 

how how how 

besides 

I thought jhoe was ur bias

how can u be so calm ri now

Hyungwon: 

Hoseok is my bb bias and I'm a proud dad

cuz I think they make a cute couple

Wonhoe: 

Yoongi and I would make a cute couple 

Hyungwon:

Except he doesn't know u 

Wonhoe: 

S H U T  U P 

Hyungwon:

no u

n stop texting me at 5 in the morning

n ur a hoe 

bet u ur gonna get a new ub soon

Wonhoe: 

NO 

Yoongi is my only one 

Hyungwon: 

but u ain't his 

hoseok is 

Jung Hoseok 

Wonhoe: 

I'm done talking to u 

Hyungwon: 

k bye hoe 

A/N

The chapters will be short but I will be updating (i hope) a lot since this type of story is easy and fun to write. Hope it was fun to read as much as it was fun to write!