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My simple life with Jung Yunho and 3 kids

Without fail, every morning at 5am, I'd be the first one in the family to wake up. Why? Because I have three adorable & naughty kids to get them ready for school before 7am. Oh wait, that's 3 + 1 (big erted baby). Tough job, yeah I know. But of course, I have my own way of handling them. :) there are 5 tasks that needs to be complete.

And so, here is my story.

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Task 1; handling minnie
 
 
Meet Jung Changmin, 3 years old; the youngest and naughtiest amongst the three. At 05:30am, this little foodmonster will always be in the kitchen, hiding below the countertop, cookies stuffed in his mouth, and a jar on his left hand. So how do I know where his hiding place is, the loopholes; exhale nostril sounds when he's excited for food, shuffling movements and the most obvious, his wriggling little toes sticking out on the floor facing the refrigerator. What I'd always do: 1) tiptoed behind the countertop, 2) squat down slowly 3) get ready to tickle his back.
 
'1...2...3... Go!' I whispered to myself. And the next thing that happened, Minnie screamed.
 
'AHH~ HEHE... U-UMMA!!! HEHEHE.. sto-stowp it! It-it tickle-s...!!' I stopped and released both of my hands on his stomach.
 
 
He turned around, pouted at me with cookie crumbles and chocolate stains smeared all over his mouth and cheeks. I squealed in my mind and pinched his nose and said, 'omo, my minnie is so cute!'
 
I patted his and carried him to the bathroom. When the shower was over, minnie waded to his own room;  , along with me following behind. He looked around with hesitation in his eyes. From this moment, I knew what he was going to do next. The moment he met my glaring eyes, he quickly dressed himself in his kindergarten outfit. Yeah, my minnie knows my temper. He slowly lifted his head and grinned sheepishly at me. The next thing I knew, he ran out of the room with his deer plush, Mr. Juicy being dragged around on the floor. Don't ask me why he named his toy, Mr. Juicy, but as far as I know, it's definitely related to food. Man, it's obvious.
 
If I did not showed him my glaring expression, disaster could have happened. Seriously, you wouldnn't wanna know. It was the most horrifying day ever... just recalling the event, makes me shiver. I shook my head to clear the thoughts and breathed a sigh of relief as I walked out of the room, turning left to Yoosu's room. Phew...
 
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Onto the second task, 05:35am, waking the yoosu up.
 
 
Meet Jung Yoochun, the eldest, and the middle child, Jung Junsu, aged 7 & 5 years old. They would always cuddled together, legs overlapping with one another, and sometimes, the most cutest things are, one of Su's fingers would always ended up in Chun's nostril. I smiled and knelt beside them, gently shooking both of their arms, whispering to them, 'It's time to wake up, my darlings.' Stirring in their sleep, they pushed themselves up into a sitting position and opened their eyes slowly. They were still groggy from their sleep due to the midnight cartoon show they had watched last night.
 
'u-ummaa...' they greeted me while rubbing their half lidded eyes. I couldn't help but giggled when I looked at the both of them. Their hair were in a tousled mess, more messy than normally. I kissed both of their foreheads, pinched their cheeks and told them to shower. Before I left their room, I prepared their school uniforms and placed it on their bed and made my way to the kitchen. I gathered the ingredients and whipped up a few dishes, kimchi-chigae, bibimbbap and egg rolls. And when I turned around, with my back facing the countertop, minnie was already seated behind the countertop!
 
'ummma, dew yew nid ani helw?' I looked at him and he was just staring at me with his big doe eyes. Don't be fooled, my readers. He just wants his cookies. He could charm you with his mismatched eyed smiles and in the end, you could't help it but to oblige to his request. 
 
 
'Of course, sweetie. Would you mind helping umma to set up the table?' 
 
'Yesh, ummma! Minnie would lop to!' he smiled widely. 
 
 
He jumped down from the stool and landed with a thud. He walked towards me and lifted his right hand suggesting for a cookie. See, I knew it. I ruffled his hair and placed the cookie in his palm. He smiled at me with his mismatched eyes and took the plates, and utensils from me. He slowly walked to the dining table and placed it. Chun & Su came and helped his little brother to arrange the utensils on the side of the plates. On the other hand, I took the dishes one by one and place it on the table and told them to eat their breakfast while I go get their appa.
 
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Task 3; 05:58am, getting their appa. 
 
 
When I was about to made my way up on the hardwood stairs, I overheard Su's conversation. He said in a low and dolphin tone, 'chunnie, why does appa's cheeks were always printed with handprints on it every morning?' I giggled, while covering my mouth with the back of my hand.
 
'Su! You shouldn't asked that kind of question, what if umma hears this... *silence for 2 seconds* but then, umma probably did it because appa always does something stupid, and clings to umma like a koala bear!' Chun replied.
 
They looked at one another and burst out laughing. I covered my mouth with both of my hands and laughed. I turned my head to the digital clock hanging on the wall and gasped, 06:05am. I swiftly made my way up again on the stairs, turn left to the end of the hallway, and softly knocked the bedroom door of ours.
 
'Yun'
 
'Yunnie...'
 
'Yun.... Are you up yet?'
 
 
'... ...'
 
 
'Stupid Yun, I know he's doing this on purpose!', I mumbled.
 
As I turned the doorknob, I saw a figure still laying down in bed with his back facing me. I tiptoed into the room, trying to be as quiet as possible. Once I reach the edge of the bed, I jumped on the bed like I was about to jump on a trampoline. In that moment, the latter jerked up and grabbed my wrist instead. 'Damn' I knew I was deceived yet I walked into his trap instead. Instantly I fell down on top of him. When I opened my eyes, he was grinning like an idiot in front of my face. I immediately turned my face to the other side, blushing, and said, 'Per.. ert Yun.. why aren't you getting up now! The kids will be late and so will you! You haven't even showered, brushed your teeth, let alone have brea–' I was about to finished my sentence, and this guy, stupid Jung Yunho came crashing his lips and landed on mine, and now I'm trapped under him! My mind was completely blank and all I know is that, I responded to his kiss; I was literally drowned in the kiss. 
 
'erted jerk, he knows that I can't resist his kis—' my thoughts came to a halt as the latter turned the kiss into rough and aggressive. I could feel his bulge rubbing against my thigh. He was .... . 'Oh no, in this early morning, again!? This is bad.' I grunted. 
 
'huh? did you say something?' he nibbled the top of my earlobe to my collarbone slowly as he speaked.
 
'no..nothing... oh right, yun! sto..stop it.. we'll be late... The kids are waiting for y—'  my words were cut off as soon as he bit on my collarbone. ouch, stupid yun, he bit on my collarbone! I have to do something about this! I immediately brought one of my hands to his boxer, took hold of and said, 'Yun, stop it, or else I'll squeeze your little yun so hard that you won't ever forget what happened just now.' I smiled widely. 
 
Yunho gasped as he widened his almond shaped eyes, looking at me. 
 
'oh c'mon, Jae! please don't do this to me... I'm all hard like this right now' he pouted, giving me a puppy look. 'I'm really hard... right now... ....   I need you, boojae..' he whispered huskily into my left ear. I couldn't help but shivered as he took the chance to bit on my lower lip, earning a moan from me. He slither his tongue inside my mouth and teased around. 
 
Yunho continued and moved one of his hands to my shorts without me being noticed. He slid it down to my thigh, almost to my ankle when I felt something missing below my waist. I looked under, my shorts and gasped as I broke the kiss away from him. Unconsciously, I clasped both of my palms on his face.
 
 
'Ugh!' He moved backwards and fell off the bed.
 
'Ouch.... my ...' he muttered.
 
'What did you do that for, Jae...' he rubbed both of his cheeks as he pouted cutely.
 
'Omo, yun! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?' I gave him my faked worried expression as I leaned on the bed with my elbows supporting my head while smiling.
 
He arched his head and looked around while whistling. keke, he knows he's in trouble now.
 
'Bathroom, now.'  I got up from the bed while pulling my shorts up.
 
 
'Now...? I don't want to! Can we have option 2 instead? Continue from what we are doing just now?' he said sheepishly.
 
He came towards me and pulled my waist closer to him. I gave him my get-to-the-bathroom-this-instant look while pointing to the bathroom.
 
'Go to the bathroom now, or else... ... no for the next 2 months.' I cupped his face while giving him my infamous big doe eyes look. 
 
He pulled my wrist around like a 3 year old kid while stomping his feet on the ground. 
 
'Now.' I said, as I kicked his .
 
'B-but...' Yunho replied softly as he turned around looking at me.
 
'no buts.' 
 
'b-b-but, this...' he blushed while pointing to his bulge.
 
 
'Oh, this... handle your little yun... ... uhh... yourself. And while doing so, think of me.' I said nonchalantly. 
 
He whimpered as he looked down on the floor, walking to the bathroom like an obedient puppy. Hehe, serve you right, Yun! You can't win me. 
And so I prepared his suit and placed it on the bed. When I was about to stepped out of the room, I yelled, 'Oh right, It's 06:30am now, get your to the dining table in 5 mins. You hear me?'
 
'Yes, Jae! I'll be ready in 5 mins~ *jae, be prepared for tonight because I'm going to make you awake the whole night. Muhahaha*
 
'uhh, what did you just say?'
 
'Nothing, boo~ love you!' 
 
'Okay, then. Love you! See you later at the dining room.' I walked out of the room, not knowing that danger is approaching.
 
 
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As soon as I walked towards the dining table, minnie was crying loudly.
 
'omo, minnie, what's wrong?' I answered worriedly as I ran to his side.
 
'u-u-um-ma! no-o foo-od!!' He pushed his baby bowl around with his spoon side to side while fluid was dripping out of this nostril. Oh my god, cute!!! XD
 
'mmm, my minnie was sad because you are still hungry huh' I said, as I nuzzled into his cheek and gave him a boo boo.
 
I smiled and scooped some of Yun's food into minnie's bowl. See, told you to be here earlier. Now your food is being eaten by your son.
 
I divided the rest of the food for me and Yun, when he suddenly wrapped his arms around my waist and placed a kiss on the nape of my neck. I turned around and put both of my hands loosely around his neck.
 
 
'Yes, Yun? Why didn't you come down sooner? Part of your food is with minnie right now.' I laughed.
 
'What? My food, again?!'
 
'Yunnie... don't be so selfish. Our minnie is still growing, of course he needs more food than you to grow up into a fine man.' I replied while looking deep into his eyes.
 
'B-but, my food! I need it to-' I cut off his sentence, took his hands and led him towards his seat.
 
Minnie was looking at his appa and smiled widely showing his teeth. Yun instantly facepalm himself, and ruffled his son's hair and mumbled, 'okay, fine. It's all for my son.'
 
I grinned as I scooped some of my food to his plate. He lifted his eyes and said thank you in a whisper manner. My yunnie bear is so cute! Maybe I should reward him tonight since I too much.    
 
'Umma! We have to go in 10 mins or else we will be late!' Chun shouted from the living room.
 
'Yes, sweetie. Appa will get ready in 5 mins before you know it!' I shouted back across the dining room. 
 
Yunho gave me an what!?-look and speak softly, 'In 5 mins? How am I supposed to finish it in 5mins!?' 
 
'Yunnie, ofcourse you can do it.' I giggle while patting his shoulders.
 
'I was about to uhh... what was it? ahh, right! To reward you tonight when you come back but... since you can't make it, forget about it, then.' 
 
 
I smirked at him as I raised my leg under the table, inch by inch gracefully until my toes lightly grazed Yunho's crotch.
 
 
Yunho choked on his food in surprise and glared at the smiling seductive of me now. He immediately gobbled all of his food and carried minnie from the high chair to the living room. He clapped his hands and shouted, 'Let's go, my babies!'
 
 
Chun & Su got up from the couch, ran to their appa and grabbed his legs while walking towards the front door.
 
'Appa, hurry, hurry!! We'll be late!' Chun & Su said in unison.
 
'Ok, ok. Let me kiss your umma first.' 
 
 
I skipped to their side and delibrately gave chun, su & minnie a boo boo each first and lastly, stupid Yun's lips. He was about to ask for more, when yoosu dragged his appa out before he could said a word to me. I waved to them,  waited till they got into the car, and out of sight. I sighed, thinking what a tiring day, and waded back to my room to sleep for a few hours. 
 
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Task 4; 02:18pm, housechores & waiting for 4 3 babies to be back
 
 
The warm rays came shining down from the balcony, through the glass window and into the master's bedroom. I woke up reluctantly, groaning due to the rays of the midday sun came shining on my face. I shifted myself into the sitting position and winced at the pain of my back. God, the pain again... stupid yun, he's too rough last night... ahh.. my back.. I got up and run my fingers through my tangled hair to get rid some of the knots while walking to the bathroom. 
 
After 5 minutes of washing up, I sat on the bed, thinking what should I do for the next 3 hours and a half. First the laundry, prepare lunch for myself, then clean the living room and, lastly make dinner. I stood up from the bed with determination and went to do my first chore, laundry.
 
Later in time, I finished doing all of the laundry, preparing lunch for myself, clean the living room and make dinner. I sat on the couch and stayed there for a couple of mins, staring at the clock, 05.48pm.
 
Unconsciously, sleepiness strikes me and... I fell asleep, waiting for my 4 babies to be back...
 
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Task 5, 06.30pm; dinner & danger
 
'b-bo—o bo–oja—e J–ae Jae!' I stirred in my sleep as I felt someone was poking my cheeks and lips. I heard noises so I opened my eyes slowly, rubbing them. To my surprise, the first thing that I felt was someone's lips on mine and one of his hands under my shirt. I widened my eyes, vision becoming clear and stared at the person sitting right in font of me. It was none other than, Jung Yunho, the ert big baby. I smiled warmly at him and pulled out his hand. Damn, he's so mischievous. 
 
'hey... yunnie.. sorry.. I fell asleep... I wanted to— ' my words were cut off as his lips pecked mine gently. 
 
'It's fine, Jae. Look what I got for tonight's dessert.'
 
'A cake...?' I showed him my confused expression.
 
'Jae, seriously you do know that today is your birthday, right?' Yun caressed my cheek and pinched my nose.
 
'owww...it hurts...' I pouted cutely.
 
 
'That's for not remembering your birthday, Jae.' he laughed.
 
'Sorry... I forgot about it..' I stick out my tongue, scratching my not so itchy head. 
 
The kids came running down from the stairs and hugged me.
 
'Happi birthfuday, ummma!' minnie's cute voice suddenly outburst, overlapping chun's voice & su's dolphin tone. 
 
'awww, thanks my little cutiepies!' I muttered as I hugged them and kissed them on their cheeks.
 
They giggled and ran to the dining table, seated down. I stood up slowly and saw the table were already arranged with the food that I have prepared. 
 
 
Yun pulled my wrist and led me to my seat. And...
 
Just like that, my 3 darlings plus 1 big erted baby celebrated my birthday. 
 
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Last special task; 10:45pm, Danger
 
 
I carried chun & su to their room, kiss them goodnight and tucked them in their bed for the night. I closed their bedroom door and quietly walked through the hallway to minnie's room. I peeked from behind the door and saw a lovely scene. Guess what I saw? Yun tried to kiss goodnight to minnie but instead, he was whimpering and pushing Yun's face away. Sigh... Yun wants to boo boo minnie again... I walked into the room and immediately, minnie called me. 
 
'ummmmmma! appa wants two boo boo mi ahgain..' he looked at me with teary-eyed while pushing Yun's face.
 
'Yun, Stop it... minnie doesn't want it.' I sighed and went to knelt beside Yun's side.
 
'Why not? It's just a goodnight kiss...' he whined.
 
'minnie wants to sleep now, you can do it tomorrow.' I giggled at him.
 
He mumbled and reluctantly waded back to the door. Just then, I took the chance to boo boo minnie goodnight. Yun saw it, leaving with a frown on his face.
 
'not fair! How come you get to boo boo minnie! I want to boo boo my son too...' he pouted like a 3 year old kid.
 
'yes, yes.'
 
 
 
 
 
And so, I tiptoed and kiss his lips.
 
 
I pulled back and saw him grinning. I smiled and holded one of his hands to my waist, leading him to our bedroom. After I led him though the door, unexpectedly he pushed me, locking the door in a secretive manner while smirking at me. I looked at him in disbelief and he wriggled his eyebrows, his lips. 'oh crap, he's at it again?!' I muttered. Stupid Yun walked towards me like a predator hunting for his prey. I moved back each time he came closer, until I lost my balance, staggered back against the edge of the bed and toppled over. Poof, I landed on the bed...
 
'Holy shisus.. I'm doomed!' was what I thought of in my mind. 
 
He grabbed one of my hands and pinned them above my head as he leaned in to capture my lips. My eyes widened as I looked at him, he was ... again. Yun nibbled on my neck, earning a small gasp from me. His hands skillfully travelled down and d my .
 
'Yunnie! Not tonight, my back hurts... let's just call it a night. Okay?' I tried brushing stupid yun's hands off my thighs but he wouldn't budge. 
 
I gasped, bitting my lower lips trying to suppressed the when he suddenly bit down harshly onto my collarbone. 'Ahhh! Ouch!'
 
 
 
'Stupid yun! What did you do that for, I told you to stop it! 
 
 
'Hey! I thought someone said he was going to reward me TONIGHT?' He emphaszied strongly on the word, as he calmly slipped his hands under my shorts. Yun smiled slyly when he felt my growing bulge.
 
 
'Hmm... someone's excited... am I right? my face turned beet red as I felt his hands touching my bulge.
 
'You dickhead! It's all your fault... ... that I'm.... like this right now... stupid yun!' I slapped his arm hardly.
 
'See, you can't resist me in the end.' Yunho winked, pulling me closer so that our bodies were pressed together.
 
'But since today is your birthday, I'll let you do anything you want.' he said haughtily.
 
 
'Really?' I smirked. 'Great. I'm going to punish you for being a naughty boy.' He laughed. Not knowing what I was about to do to him. Hehe
 
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Finally, it's done! Sorry for the lame one-shot fic. I typed it down in my phone during lunch break >_< 
 
 
 
 
 
  
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Elrhumy #1
Chapter 1: OMG I'll so put YooSuMin in my pocket n kidnap them XD *Get bricked by scary Umma Jae*
Krsobsessions #2
Chapter 1: so cuuuute~~
can i have changmin?? :D
mickeycute #3
Chapter 1: hhahahaha, can i adopt minnie for a day?? kekekekke
misseujj89
#4
Chapter 1: Daebak,,
Cute,,
I want minnie
nanajunsu
#5
Chapter 1: What a lovely family, love it~

Eww big baby yunyun
redblossom07 #6
Chapter 1: whoah! this oneshot is the best! kyaaaaaaa!!!!
_______ yunho hahahaha!
LOL~ Changmin such a glutton LOL~
cheeky_angel #7
Chibi yoosumin...so cute...kyeopta....^^
A happy yunjae family...^^
yunhotic
#8
cute!!! i loke this side of yunnie!!! huhu... write more fics like this....
babychunsu
#9
lol so many tasks to do XD
and the final task is the lethal one(although we know that he likes it)
i like minnie. he's cute!
he's even a food monster although he's 3 years old XD