adulting namjoon 

hey baby 

guess what ?

Jinnie the minnie mouse 

yes ? I am scared for my life now 

adulting namjoon 

I love you 

jinnie the minnie mouse 

aw I love you too joonie 

adulting namjoon

Ikindofateyourpuddingtoday

bye bye 

Jinnie the minnie mouse 

wait what ?? 

YOU ATE MY PUDDING AGAIN ??

adulting namjoon 

i am sorry ?

jinnie the minnie mouse 

WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLING YOU  for the past 10 years of being best friends , 5 years of dating and one year of being engaged to you ?

adulting namjoon 

always shut the toilet seat after closing ?

Jinnie the minnie mouse 

That ...AND ?

adulting namjoon 

stop smashing stuff all the goddamn time ?

Jinnie the minnie mouse 

THIS IS IT. I AM FILING A DIVORSE 

adulting namjoon 

BABE. 

Jinnie the minnie mouse 

Five bulk packets of pudding or you are dead to me 

adulting namjoon 

DEAL