| Sick
ASTRO | Texts~In which the members are your Oppas~
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JinJin
You: Oppa~
JinJin: Hmm?
You: Help me… I’m dying…
JinJin: WHAT. DYING. ARE YOU HURT? DID SOMEONE HURT YOU. I AM ON THE WAY.
You: What. So dramatic. I am just running a fever…
JinJin: Oh… WELL I AM STILL ON THE WAY.
You: Haha. Okay oppa~
MJ
You: Hey MJ.
You: MJJJJJ
You: Hello?
MJ: Yes my sunshine?
You: Bwahaha. Okay, well I was just going to say that I needed something.
MJ: Like a hug?! OH. Let me guess!! You need one of my jokes!!
You: Uhhh… I was just gonna ask if you had any tissues?
MJ: OH. Yeah sure! I will give you some after school^^
MJ: But you know what else you need? 😎
You: Oh please no don’t start..
MJ: Some vitamin ME. Get it? Haha
*Are you sure you want to delete this number?*
Rocky
Rocky: (Your Name)!!!
You: Yes?
Rocky: Why didn’t you tell me you were sick!
You: How did you even find out? I didn’t even tell anyone…
Rocky: I saw you go the nurse’s office during class!
You: How?! My class is not even near yours!
Rocky: Uhhh… I can see through walls?
You: Nice try you ditched didn’t you!!
Rocky: Me? Ditch… PSHHH…
Rocky: ……
Rocky: You know I have some soup at my house with your name on it…
You: Yeah, yeah. Feed me and I won’t tell.
Rocky: You’re the best~
Eunwoo
You: Eunwooooooo…
You: Look at your phoneee…
You: Eunwoo… ANSWER ME.
You: IT IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION.
Eunwoo: What.
You: Can you bring me some cough drops?
Eunwoo: ….
You: Pleaseee. My throat hurts. 😢
Eunwoo: No.
You: I will do your math homework for tonight~
Eunwoo: ….
Eunwoo: How many do you need?
Moonbin
Binnie: OMG. You left school? What happened?
Binnie: Hello?
Binnie: (Y/N) ARE YOU OKAY.
Binnie: ARE YOU DEAD?!!
You: No I am just sick silly. I went home to sleep.
Binnie: Oh my heavens you literally scared the crap out of me when you didn’t answer!!! 😭😭
You: Your texts were only a minute apart from each other…
Binnie: SO?
Sanha
You: Hey Oppa~
Sanha: Yes my dongsaeng~
You: I am sick. Can you come take care of me? 😢
Sanha: Ahh, you need my curative powers?!
You: Your what? What powers.
Sanha: My powers of …
Sanha: CUTENESS. 😜
You: ….
You: Nevermind, I can take care of myself.
Sanha: Nope. Still on the way. BEAGLE WILL SAVE DAY. 😏
You: Oh heavens help me…
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