Why Asking A Girl About Cake Flavors Is Grounds For A Mental Breakdown

Exploding Dishes and Other Reasons Im Nayoung is Tired

Kyungwon really doesn't know how she got here. Okay, that was a lie. She knows. It's because she's bad at planning, but in her defense, well...nothing. Kyungwon knows she’s bad at planning. That’s why she put the post-it note reminders of Yewon’s birthday everywhere — in her jacket pocket, on her hairbrush, in her underwear drawer…

It didn't make a difference, apparently.

Kyungwon doesn't know a lot, but she...yeah. She's the brawn of the team. And the pack horse. She carries their equipment. But the strategizing and planning is really Nayoung's and Siyeon's department. Occasionally Eunwoo helps, but Kyungwon was usually locked out of the room or distracted while the planning was going on. It’s probably because go that one time with the plan to launch Siyeon…yeah. Probably.

She thinks maybe she should have at least been able to silently watch the planning meetings because her lack of organization has gotten to the point where she had to ask Eunwoo to help her pick out a birthday present for Yewon.

Kyungwon really doesn't know how she got here. She has no idea how she let Yewon's birthday get so close. A month ago, Yewon's birthday seemed a long ways off, but somehow between the increased training regimen and the shenanigans that the other girls always managed to drag her into that month had turned into barely a week. And Kyungwon had nothing for Yewon.

"I'm so glad you asked me to accompany you." Eunwoo is skipping beside her, a garish green scarf wrapped around her neck to hide her gills, which she hadn't been able to get rid of by the time Kyungwon had dragged her out of the apartment and half carried her to the parking lot. They had gotten quite a few looks in the elevator. Eunwoo is working her way through the largest ice cream cone the shop on the corner had. And the most oddly colored. Eunwoo claims it's payment for her services as some sort of romantic genius. Kyungwon begs to differ, but 4000 won wasn't a huge fee to not go shopping alone and look like a total loser. Eunwoo finishes her ice cream at an almost horrifying speed and Kyungwon has to double check that she didn’t grow another mouth because, wow, a triple scoop should not be finished in three minutes. Eunwoo discards the cone wrapper and turns to Kyungwon, the corners of tinged a slight blue. “So what’s your plan?”

“I-” Kyungwon ducks her head and scuffs the toe of her shoe on the ground as they wait for the walk light.

“No plan. Smooth.” Eunwoo nods like she expected this. “This isn’t the best way to win a girl over, you know.”

Kyungwon splutters. “Win…over?” Kyungwon’s getting a gift for a friend. Nothing more. And there’s certainly no winning of any sort. None. No winning. At all. None. Friends. Friends are nice. Yewon is nice. More than nice. But just friends. N-

Eunwoo grins and slings her arm around Kyungwon’s shoulder, either oblivious to or not caring about the other girl’s mental breakdown. “Sure. Win over. In fact, hey! Why not just give yourself as a gift? Yewon’s already head over heels for you. I’m sure there’s a box big enough to fit you in somewhere in the neighborhood. Yeah! We can go t-”

“W-wait a second.” Kyungwon stops in the middle of the sidewalk, shaking her head in a mixture of disbelief in confusion. “I don’t even know where to begin. A big box? They let you into the planning meetings but not me? I’m not giving myself to Yewon for her birthday.” Kyungwon pauses and thinks if she has any other objections. Oh, right. “And I’m not trying to win her over!”

Eunwoo pouts, and if she had puppy ears like she did last week for two days, Kyungwon is sure they would have been drooping. “Jeez. Just trying to help you.” 

Kyungwon starts walking again, feeling a little bad. Eunwoo’s puppy eyes were no joke. But she needs real help. And she had grabbed Eunwoo for better or worse. “What does Yewon like?”

“Gosh. I don’t know. Maybe the girl who she spends all her time with would know.” Eunwoo’s tone is clipped and she’s still pouting. This is the second time they had walked around this block and Kyungwon is starting to worry that they were getting suspicious. 

Kyungwon racks her mind for anything Yewon said she wanted or needed. Nothing. But wait. Eunwoo said something about- “Yewon is so not head over heels for me.”

Eunwoo looks at Kyungwon like she's the stupidest person in a ten block radius. Maybe even in twenty blocks. "I can't believe you haven't noticed. You're so oblivious. You're-" Eunwoo bursts into laughter, startling a few passersby. "Incredible. Just incredible."

Kyungwon is annoyed now. Eunwoo is spouting nonsense, as usual, and on the day that Kyungwon actually needs her. "Please be serious. I need help."

"Oh boy, yeah. You do. You're so in love with her that your left shoelace is untied."

"I-" Kyungwon glances down at her shoes. They're both tied, albeit a little messily. Kyungwon's confused now. "My shoes are tied!"

Eunwoo changes the subject, jarring Kyungwon out of her confusion. "So what are you thinking for cake flavors?"

"Cake?"

"Yewon's birthday cake, Dumbo. Aren't you going to get her one?"

"Oh. Right." Kyungwon scratches her head. She hadn't thought about cake. Maybe having Eunwoo around was a little helpful. "Chocolate maybe? But Yewon was just talking about carrot cake..." Kyungwon perks up at a thought. "Could a cake be my present?"

Eunwoo visibly shudders at Kyungwon's question, which is a little offensive. "You're the biggest idiot I've ever had an extended conversation with and it keeps getting worse."

Kyungwon's really offended now. She hopes it shows in her tone. "What?"

"You can't get a girl a cake as a present!" Eunwoo throws up her hands in exasperation. "That's terrible!"

Kyungwon grumbles. She knew that, but the thought of giving Yewon the wrong gift was freaking her out. What if Kyungwon got the same gift as someone else did and she opened Kyungwon's second? What if she hated Kyungwon's gift and had to pretend she liked it? What if-

"You also never denied it."

Kyungwon pauses her freak out enough to look at Eunwoo confusedly. "Huh?"

"You never said you weren't in love with Yewon."

Kyungwon opens only to close it again. She probably looks like a fish. And to think Eunwoo was the one with the gills. Oh god. "I'm in love with Yewon?"

"Gosh don't say it so much like a question. You've known for months."

Kyungwon stops walking and shuffles through the past few months. Yewon and her watching that Disney movie, Kyungwon's treat. Yewon and her racing go-karts. Kyungwon let Yewon win to see her smile. Kyungwon helping Yewon carry her entirely too heavy desk five flights because the elevator was out of order. Kyungwon had to pretend her back didn't hurt for the next week so Yewon wouldn't feel guilty. "Oh my god."

Eunwoo stops a few steps ahead and watches her. "You-you didn't know?"

"Oh my god."

"Seriously?" When Eunwoo doesn't get a response, she flails a little in frustration. "Even Kyla knew!"

"I'm in love with Yewon." Kyungwon rolls the thought around in her brain a little. Huh. It's not as revolutionary as she thought it would be. Huh. But this just makes it harder for her to get a present for her.

"Kyungwon? Y'okay?"

"But what do I get for her?"

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A/N

Hi Guys!

I managed to get this out in time for a little of Yewon's birthday. I'll reference back to the party in chapters to come, so you won't have to worry about missing it. I want to see Yewon's real party (hopefully a Vlive!) before I start writing it. Looks like Sungyeon is next? Then the real fun begins. I can start repeating characters. Maybe I'll finish the other birthday arc I have going. Or maybe I'll get Minkyung's side of the Yebin chapter...We'll see...

I'm allowing myself to get pumped about Pristin's debut, especially with these daily Vlives. (Yebin's English though...)

See you soon!

Elly

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Itsme27 #1
Chapter 12: This is funny! Hahaha
I'm dying of laughter after reading every chapter
Its real fun and entertaining to read
And im kinda sad that u marked this completed
There is so many possibilities this story could be
I'm in love with the au u made
I'm in love with the character and the relationships
Thank you for writing this story!
unsolicited
#2
dbfnsndn i was rereading this today and thought of so many possibilities for a sequel like what would happen in the future when they're all more experienced and you could introduce darker themes (i.e. nayoung and jieqiong...eunwoo finally gains control over her shapshifting but who is she really?...etc) but ok the point is your writing style is amazing and you opened up a world of possibilities not just for me but for everyone so thank you so much for writing this!! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ hope you continue to write in the future and maybe...just maybe...update this some time but you remain one of my favourite writers regardless :D
UnKnown0117
#3
Chapter 12: New reader here aaaannd jusg finished it in one day. Ill be waiting for updatessss because i do enjoy your story
lightningmeiqueen #4
Chapter 7: KYAHHHH 2WON ISTG DIS SHIP IS SAILIN I SHIP IT
lightningmeiqueen #5
Chapter 5: Why is Kyla so adorable, I die XD
Mnetruinedmylife
#6
Chapter 11: Well, turns out Minkyung being the interim leader might not be such a disaster after all. Then again, it's still only the beginning of the day and they haven't even gone into the zoo yet, so who knows. I like the rules list, it's hilarious, but at the same time I question the sanity of allowing Eunwoo to be in the zoo again, I mean a bunny is one thing, but what if she turns into a tiger? Does Eunwoo retain her human mind while in complete animal form? Damn, I don't think I ever thought about that before. Well that's a mess waiting to happen. Also I think I might've missed something, considering Minkyung has just shamelessly put Yebin down as her 'girlfriend', so they did the whole figured everything out and told the rest of the team already? I think I completely forgot about that, might have to re-read the last couple of chapters. Anyway, great to see that you're back, and as always, can't wait to see what happens next in this universe.
Mikinnou
#7
Chapter 11: Well hello there! (~Somebody once told me...~)
Long time no see, long time no see...
Sorry I am usually not that weird it's just late for me!

Well. It's been 84 years since you updated. ㅠㅠ I am still loving it though - just this fic. Like you said, all these chapters are fillers. But, isn't that good? It's so fluffy and nice to read, it's just... ><
Btw, Minkyung makes a terrible leader. Period.
And God, I feel sorry for Sungyeon, Kyla and Yewon - te only normal ones. Good that Sungyeon has her Nayoung voice. :))))
Ok, so Yewon got like one mention when you wrote about these rules but like, HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO CUTE? GOD I LOVE HER.

OK so that it, I hope you will update soon again, but don't feel too pressured! If you don't feel like that, you don't have to!><
a230069 #8
Chapter 10: So I just found this story and I'm absolutely loving it! The characters and universe are so interesting, looking foward to the next chapter ^-^
Balalala819
#9
Chapter 10: Fascinating, so politics and big government rules America once again, am I surprised? Not at all, LOL!!!

The United States laws almost remind me of those utopian dystopia stories that I used to love, and the contrast with South Korea is so jarring, I LOVE THIS.
Our baby Sungyeon is actually the quiet but savage type, telling it like it is...she's beeen really shining in the recent Vlives, that part where she did a Xiyeon impression, IM chocking!!! Thank you author-nim, this fantasy world is so cool~~~
Vitium
#10
Chapter 10: I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've read a chapter of a fanfic that was written like an essay. Or actually was an essay, but it was a nice change.
Also the topic was really interesting? Like, idk, it's nice to have more information about the universe especially historical knowledge. It's just so interesting
And the US laws didn't surprise me for some reason. so much for freedom...
Tbh I'd love more chapters like this, not necessarily in essay form but with information about the universe