Hello, my name is Kim Jungkook and my parents are extra AF.

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“Kim Jungkook how many times am I going to tell you to take out th- EXCUSE ME!”

“DAD, COULD YOU PLEASE KNOCK BEFORE COMING IN MY ROOM?!”

“I- umm, ok, ok! Sorry, sweetie! How are your parents, Jimin dear?”

“T-They’re quite alright, Mr. Kim…”

“DAD, PLEASE GET OUT!”

“Oh right! You may continue, boys~”

“Sorry about my dad, he’s so annoying sometimes, I swear. I should’ve known to lock the door…”

“Don’t worry about it. I like your parents; they remind me of mine.”

“Well, they’ve been friends for years after all. U-Umm, so I guess the mood’s sort of ruined?”

“Hmm, it doesn’t have to be. Your dad did say continue~”

“YOU OWE ME $50, GOOD SIR!”

“WHAT? WHY?”

“BECAUSE OUR SON GOT WITH TAE’S!”

“HOW DO YOU KNOW?”

“I WALKED IN ON THEM ABOUT TO DO THE DO!”

“WHAT?! KIM JUNGKOOK, YOU BETTER NOT. I DON’T WANT ANY MORE BABIES IN THIS HOUSE HOLD!”

“CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP! … I am so sorry, Jimin. The mood is officially dead…”

“It’s ok, Kookie. It would’ve been the same if we had gone to my house.”

“TAE, DID YOU KNOW OUR SONS ARE A THING NOW? … YES, OUR BABIES ARE TOGETHER~! TELL HOSEOK, WE ARE GOING OUT TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE!”

“Good, now my parents know, too~”

“Goddammit dad…”