Yoongi liked sleeping.

He also liked glaring at others.

He always looked bored and expressionless.

He's a laid back type of person and he'a naturally cool, no efforts needed.

Yoongi didn't have swag, he's SWAG itself.

Everybody knew that.

But there's one thing that not everybody knew about him. In fact, only two people in the entire world knew about it; his two not-so-reliable best friends, Namjoon and Hoseok.

You see, Min Yoongi had something towards cute things, especially Kumamon.

It's really hard for Min Yoongi to live his awesome life sometimes because of this. Cute things would always successfully make him lose his swag at times, and Yoongi didn't particularly enjoy losing his swag.

There were times when he needed to choose between Kumamon and swag, but somehow, the former always won.

And that's exactly the reason why he's now standing in front of a newly opened Kumamon Cafe filled with parents and their kids who adored Kumamon. There were barely people with the same age as his. The cafe was just filled with running kids, groaning parents, and Kumamon plushie giveaways.

For an average 20 year old man, this cafe was just plain childish.

But not for Yoongi.

Yoongi breathed deeply and ran his hand through his hair. His heart was beating wildly in excitement, although his face remained passive and expressionless. He felt like something really nice would happen today. But of course, what would not be nice if he's about to get a Kumamon cake, Kumamon coffee, free Kumamon plushie, Kumamon everything.

It was like Yoongi's wet dream coming true.

So, with a happy sigh, Yoongi stepped inside the cafe.

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It did not surprise Yoongi that everything inside was cute. The cushioned chair he was sitting at was cute, with the backrest designed with Kumamon's face which made Yoongi melt. Even the counter, the cups, plates, spoons and forks, and the receipt were cute and Kumamon-themed too.

What really surprised Yoongi was the fact that the waiters were cute too, especially that short one with the eyesmile.

Because really, he's just so cute, smiling and laughing at the child he was currently serving.

Yoongi crossed his legs casually and rested his chin on his hand, glancing secretly at the cute waiter every now and then.

Yoongi had been lowkey staring at the cute waiter for a few minutes now when he realized that he had not ordered anything yet and was simply being stupid.

Hopelessly staring at a very attractive waiter was so no swag.

Aish. It seemed like he had lost his swag for a moment there.

Scowling to himself, Yoongi raised his hand to call for a waiter. And just his luck, the one who saw Yoongi's gesture was the cute waiter.

Yoongi froze.

Oh . He's coming. He's walking towards me. Oh .

Yoongi nervously ran his hand through his hair and acted cool, looking all nonchalant and I-don't-give-a-.

When the cute waiter finally stood in front of Yoongi's table, he flashed his eyesmile at Yoongi.

Damn it, he's so cute in his uniform.

"Annyeong haseyo! Welcome to Kumamon Cafe. What can I help you, sir?"

Yoongi opened his mouth but no words seem to come out.

He's way cuter up close.

"Sir?" the waiter inquired again.

Yoongi blinked rapidly, realizing that he ended up staring.

He was about to order when Yoongi realized that he had spent his entire time secretly looking at this waiter who by the way was indeed front of him now, that he forgot to check the menu that was on the table.

The waiter just flashed an amused smiled at Yoongi. "Do you want to order Today's Special instead, sir?"

Yoongi nodded dumbly. Today's Special was probably good anyway.

The waiter nodded. "Anything else you'd like to order?"

You.

"N-nothing else. Thank you," Yoongi replied.

The cute waiter bowed and left.

But before he did, Yoongi was able to get a glimpse of the boy's name tag.

Jimin.

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It turned out that Today's Special was composed of a small Kumamon-shaped chocolate cake and a blueberry milkshake. It tasted really good. He was also given a free Kumamon plushie since he was one of the first 100 customers.

Yoongi waved for a waiter so that he could pay for the bill.

He was hoping that it would be the cute waiter who'll see him, but it was the one with the box smile who saw Yoongi.

Oh well, it's not all the time that he could get lucky.

Yoongi rummaged his bag for his wallet. He was so focused on looking for his wallet that he did not notice the waiter had arrived.

"Here's your bill, sir."

Yoongi looked up, expecting to see the waiter with the box smile. But as it seemed, Christmas had arrived early for Yoongi because the waiter who's standing in front of him was the cute waiter.

He wondered how that happened.

Yoongi nodded, trying to look cool and not smile too much. But honestly, he was struggling to keep his swag in tact.

The waiter named Jimin smiled brightly at Yoongi, gave him his receipt, and accepted his money.

Suddenly, out if nowhere, a man passed by and squeezed Jimin's . Poor Jimin's eyes widened and he spun around to see the face of his molester.

The man disgustingly winked at Jimin. "Looks like it's not only your that's cute, your face as well."

Yoongi felt himself tense and his vision turned red. 

Seconds later, the people around them gasped.

Yoongi had punched the man.

"Stupid ! Why don't you bring your erted ugly face somewhere else?!" Yoongi shouted.

"Who the heck are you?!" the man shouted back, throwing a punch at Yoongi as well.

Yoongi punched back, hitting the man's gut this time.

No one, and absolutely no one, was allowed to touch his cute waiter. NO

The man punched Yoongi again. He hit the side of Yoongi's head which made him feel dizzy. Yoongi blinked his eyes a few times as his vision blurred and he staggered back. He closed his eyes and touched his head, it was aching as heck.

"What's happening here?" he heard someone say. It was probably the manager.

Oh good, now Yoongi's about to get banned from his favorite cafe.

Setting aside that thought, he opened his eyes, only to see the erted man walking towards him.

The man was about to punch him again. However, the next thing Yoongi knew, the man was already lying flat on the floor, knocked out of his consciousness.

Yoongi blinked.

The person who knocked out the man was...

Jimin.

"You deserve that, you erted !" Jimin said.

Yoongi blinked hard, still feeling dizzy. As he did so, he saw Jimin turning to him with the cutest worried face he had ever seen. The boy ran towards him and assessed his face with a deep frown.

"Wow, you're strong..." Yoongi mumbled. Heart beating fast because right now, Jimin was just inches away from him.

Damn, he's too close.

Jimin smiled. "Are you okay?" he said while cupping Yoongi's face to check his bruises.

"Y-yeah. I'm f-fine," Yoongi struggled to answer. Jimin was so close right now, his face less than an inch away from him and Yoongi found it hard to breathe.

Yoongi swallowed hard and inhaled deeply, but when he did so, he was washed with Jimin's sweet cinnamon scent. Jimin was so close that Yoongi was overwhelmed with his scent, and it's not exactly helping to make his heart beat even just a bit slower.

Jimin stepped forward until their arms and the tip of their shoes touched. His face was now even closer as he caressed Yoongi's face with soft touches and checked his bruises.

Yoongi was overly bombarded with Jimin's eyes, Jimin's concerned face, Jimin's scent, Jimin's presence, Jimin...

His vision was blurry and his palms were sweating, but not because he was punched.

Jimin was being so cute that Yoongi's having this strong urge to just pick him up and take him home. But of course, he's not about to do that.

"I-... I have to go," Yoongi managed to say, stepping back reluctantly. He then turned around and walked quickly out of the cafe.

"Wait!" Jimin shouted.

Yoongi halted and turned, even though all he wanted was to escape.

When he did turn, he was met by a tight hug from Jimin.

"Thank you," Jimin whispered.

Jimin pulled back from the hug and smiled brightly at him.

Yoongi nodded and left hastily before his blush would become obvious.

•|•|•|•|~YM~|•|•|•|•

It was a week before Yoongi was able to go back to that cafe.

After Yoongi went home hastily that day, a company from Daegu contacted him and said that they're interested to his songs. He needed to leave Seoul because of that and stay in his hometown for a week to make arrangements with the company.

He had just freshly arrived from Seoul to Daegu, but instead of heading home to take a rest, for some reason, Yoongi found himself standing in front of the cafe.

Well, who could blame him? He'd been crazily thinking about that cute waiter named Jimin these past days, and it's about to break the foundations of his sanity.

Maybe he just wanted to see him again. Just maybe.

And, umm, maybe see another of those cute eyesmiles as well?

With a sigh, Yoongi picked his luggage up and went inside. Yoongi chose a table by the window and settled comfortably. He tried to look for Jimin around but he was unable to see him. Yoongi reckoned that maybe it was his day off or maybe it's not his shift yet.

You could say that he's a bit disappointed. Just a bit.

Yoongi waved for a waiter and it was again the one with the box smile who saw him. But instead of going to Yoongi, the waiter went inside the kitchen door of the cafe.

What the heck? , was he banned now? Maybe the waiter went to their manager to report that he had came back?

Yoongi scowled, preparing to leave.

When he was about to stand up, he heard a faint thud as two cups were placed on his table.

Yoongi blinked in confusion and looked up to see who placed it there.

Yoongi's jaw fell open.

Jimin.

"Hi..." Jimin said in a soft voice, face smiling shyly and cheeks flushed red.

Yoongi wondered why's that.

Forgetting to look cool, Yoongi smiled back stupidly.

"Hey."

Jimin looked away and flushed harder. "Umm..." he said hesitantly, looking at the two cups.

Yoongi peeked on what's inside the cups. One obviously contained coffee with a Kumamon art on its surface. The other one smelled like tea.

"I didn't order coffee and tea," Yoongi said.

Jimin wrung his hands and his lips. "No, uh, it's for you to choose. Anyway, umm...I still don't know your name so..."

"Oh yeah, I'm Yoongi. Min Yoongi."

Jimin smiled. "My name is Jimin, Park-"

"I know."

"You know...?" Jimin asked with a shocked expression.

Yoongi smiled in amusement. "It's in your name tag."

Jimin blushed. "Oh..."

Silence filled them.

Yoongi was about to speak but Jimin swallowed hard and breathed deeply, then looked straight at Yoongi's eyes, his cheeks and ears getting redder all the while.

"So Yoongi...what do you want? Coffee, tea, or me?"

Yoongi blinked.

Then his eyes widened.

Did he just...?

Realization dawning upon him, Yoongi slowly smirked.

"Can I have all three instead?"

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Aaaaaaaaaaaand there goes my first oneshot! Whew! I just hope it's not that lame. Inspired from my thoughts of Yoongi getting flustered with Jimin's presence.

Thank you for reading and bearing with me, whoever you are :)

 

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