YeoOne: Why of all days did I have to catch a cold today?

Hongseok: Drink medicine. 

Jinho: I told you to wear warmer clothes. You keep your neck exposed all the time. 

YanAn: Stop scolding him. He's sick as it is.

YeoOne: Thanks, Yan. 

YanAn: Wait till you get here.

Wooseok: I wouldn't go home if I were you hyung.

YeoOne: Why?

Jinho: What, he's not at the dorm? YeoOne, where are you?

YeoOne: I went out to buy some medicine. 

Hongseok: You were out with Kino buying something weren't you.

Yuto: Nope, he was with me. 

YanAn: Adachi. You knew he was sick and you dragged him out?

Kino: Hyung wanted to go out. Yuto and I tried to stop him. 

YanAn: Come back to the dorms at once!

Hui: Is it just me but does it sound like YanAn is an angry husband who caught his wife cheating?

EDawn: You scolded me for being close to Hongseok. I am his roommate.

Hui: You guys were doing facial masks together without other people. 

EDawn: There were only two left! We couldn't risk you whinning about wanting one too. 

Hui: Right, leave me for your face mask providing roommate, why don't you.

Shinwon: Is it just me or is Hwitaek on his period?

Hui: I am not on my period. I am stressed out and scared of tomorrow. I wanted to relax but he told me to go sleep and I can't sleep and he didn't want to hang out with me and then Hongseok sent a photo of them doing couple masks in the Kakaogroup and so who wouldn't be pissed off about that?

Wooseok: Zing. I told you not to poke a bear in pain. 

Hui: I am not a pentagom. I AM THE LEADER HERE. 

EDawn: Doesn't change the fact that we only had two masks left. 

YanAn: I don't give a f about your lover's quarrel. You should worry about sick members and not your damn pores. 

Hui: My pores matter too. 

YanAn: A vocalist with a cold is an emergency. Your pores are photoshoppable. 

Hui: My pores are not that big? Are they?

EDawn: No, they are microscopic, don't listen to that mean panda. 

YanAn: For the hundredth time. I am not a f panda. 

Yuto: We are home. At the door now. With meds and soup. 

YanAn: YeoOne. Room now. Come. 

Jinho: Says the caveman to the cavewoman. 

YanAn: Shattap. 

After thirty minutes...

YeoOne: I feel like even the pores of my soul is unclogged. 

YanAn: You are welcome. 

YeoOne: I love you. 

YanAn: Likewise. 

Jinho: Did you do some voodoo Chinese incense stuff on him?

YanAn: Nope, I made him a steamy aromatheraphy bath. Gave him some really expensive cure all drink for his cold and he is now cold free. 

Hongseok: Heol. Now I want him for my best friend. 

Jinho: Ya!

Hongseok: You never do things like that for me!

Jinho: That's because you are smart enough to listen to me when I tell you to bundle up and wear a scarf. 

Hongseok: Oh right. 

Jinho: You give a person a decent meal so he won't get sick and he fauns over a bubble bath.

YanAn: In my defense, it was not a bubble bath. I could see his everything when he went into the water. 

Wooseok: And this is why I screencapture everything in this chatgroup. 

Shinwon: Do you think if I release this on the fancafe, we would have fans left?

YanAn: Do that and you will really be eliminated from this group. And from life. 

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NOONA NOTES: 

GORILLA TEASER CAME OUT!

OMG I AM TOO HAPPY FOR WORDS. 

I CAN NOT WITH THIS!

^^

Are you ready for October 10?

I am so f ready.