V: Guys.

V: Hey.

V: Anyone?

V: Hello?

V: Heyyyyy.

Suga: Kim Taehyung it’s 4 in the morning.

V: I need help.

Suga: I can tell.

V: No seriously

Jungkook: Hyung, please shut up.

V: But it’s an emergency.

Suga: I don’t care about anything right now but sleep.

V: But it’s really important…

Jungkook: Just say it.

V: I ran out of toilet paper.

Jimin: AHAHAHA!!!1!

V: Hyung were you here the entire time?

Jimin: yes.

V: Can anyone come to the bathroom at McDonalds about 10 bus stops away from our dorm?

Jimin: KIM TAEHYUNG WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AT MCDONALS 4 IN THE MORNING?

V: I was catching Pokémon’s.

Jimin: The length you go for pikachus...

Jin: Why are you guys so noisy?

V: Seokjin help me I ran out of toilet paper.

Jin: Where are you…?

Jin: OH MY GOD TAEHYUNG WHY

Jimin: Yeah, I know.

V: Okay, no one is helping me out.

J-hope: Taehyung you are messed up.

V: Thank you very much.

V: Hobi you are my only hope.

J-hope: Well if you put it that way.

Jin: HOsEOK DO NoT gO.

V: Jin you’re evil!

Yoongi: Just don’t wipe.

V: No.

Jungkook: No.

Jimin: No.

Jin: No.

Namjoon: Everyone go back to sleep we have a tight schedule tomorrow morning.

Jin: Taehyung’s at McDonalds without toilet paper.

Namjoon: What the hell

Jungkook: Hyung, you’ve been in there for how long?

V: An hours or so.

Jimin: Jesus.

V: Wait.

j-hope: What.

Jungkook: What.

V: I found toilet paper.

Jimin: SCREW YOU

Jungkook: I’M GOING BACK TO SLEEP.

Yoongi: Congrats.

V: Thank you.

Namjoon: This is why I regret having you in our group.

Jin: Just go to sleep.

Jungkook: I’m leaving, it’s been great.

Jungkook: Jimin I can hear you screaming next door. 

Jimin: GoOd.

J-hope: Well I had a lot of fun.

V: Okay I’m on the bus home, I got two Evees and a Pikachu.

V: Hello?

V: Guys?

V: Anyone there?

V: I think I ran out of bus money.