EXO Dorms

Lay:Wow that's three times in a row they were caught *laughs*

Baekhyun:First the maknaes now my poor baby bear *kisses the top of chens head*

D.O:Who's next..

Xiumin:I don't even wanna know *chuckles shakes his head*

Kai:How did you catch them hyung *looks at chen*

Chen:I was just gonna get my wallet in the dressing room I already saw them going at it but I needed my wallet I crawled on the floor..

Sehun:Oh hyung..

Chen:What then I grabbed suhos leg when I looked up I saw you know chanyeols thing in my best friends yeaa *blushes nuzzles his face in baekhyuns face*

Baekhyun:YAH you're only suppose to look at my not my best friends

Chen:BABE *slaps baekhyuns neck*

Baekhyun:Ahh what I speak the truth...

Lay:Now that is something we did not need to know..

Xiumin:Speak for yourself I got visuals *rubbing his temples*

D.O:See being interested in knives comes with a good price *smirks*

Xiumin:Violence is not the answer kyungsoo *pinches his cheek*

D.O:But hyung 

Xiumin:But it away *locks the knive cabinet*

Lay:*laughs*Kai you were the first where'd you catch them...

Kai:In the kitchen...going at it then the bathroom suho hyung was you know giving chanyeol hyung..

Xiumin:AHHH STOP..no wonder why I saw those two love birds cleaning the kitchen and bathroom so well in the afternoon..

Sehun:My poor boo bear *hugs kai tightly*

Kai:See this is what I get for my own boyfriend ignoring me my hyungies banging burned into my eyes *pouts*

Sehun:YAH I was tanted as well okay in the living room..

Chen:Wait *looks at the couch*they did clean this right

Kai:*looks at the couch sits on the floor*

Sehun:*sits next to kai*

Chen:Ahhh *sits on baekhyuns lap on the other couch*

Baekhyun:Remind me we need to burn our clothes *laughs*

Xiumin:Remind me we need to call sanitation workers to clean this whole dorm 

Lay:Waeyoo so far its only the kitchen and living room 

Xiumin:Do we know it's just those places

Lay:True..ill get the number right now *looks through the phone book*

D.O:These two lovers are like bunnies going at it my goodness...

Chen:You can say that again my poor bestie..

Baekhyun:AH HAA NOW I GET IT *smiles big*

Sehun:*arm around kais shoulder*Get what

Baekhyun:Get to why suho hyung always has facial expressions when he dances..

Kai:Because he's apart of the derp besties

Baekhyun:ANIYOO he's sore from yeol pounding him it explains all of it now

D.O:*throws a pillow at baekhyun*PABOOOO 

Baekhyun:It can be true gosh rude *sticks his tongue out*

Chanyeol:*planting small kisses on suhos neck*

Suho:*giggles smiles pecks his lips*What time is it

Chanyeol:It's 3 in the afternoon..

Suho:*gasp hisses as he sits up*

Chanyeol:Be careful baby boo your sore...

Suho:Omoo I need to go grocery shopping we slept in

Chanyeol:We did have a nice night or morning *smirks*

Suho:Ayyy byuntae *gets dressed limping*

Chanyeol:*chuckles smiles kisses his cheek they walk out*

Suho:Members are probably gonna tease *rolls his eyes*

Chanyeol:Wow it seems like they gossiped without us baby boo *hands on his hips*

Suho:Hey guys I'm gonna go grocery shopping who wants to come *smiles big*

Kai:I'll help you hyungie *smiles big*

Chen:I'll join you guys you need help to walk as well *glares at chanyeol*

Chanyeol:Mwoya

Chen:It's your fault my bestie can't walk right *locks arms with suho*

Suho:*blushes bites his lip*Bestie

Kai:Yah enough let's go don't wanna be in rush hour *they leave to the store*

Lay:Sehun-ah Xiumin hyung let's go clean our bedrooms *smiles walks off*

Sehun:But my room is al-

Xiumin:Then you help us maknae *pulls sehun with them*

Chanyeol:Awww I missed the gossip *pouts sits down*

Baekhyun:Nothing much to miss out on

Chanyeol:I see what did you guys talk about anyways

Baekhyun:Well we dont know if youll like it

Chanyeol:What is it

D.O:You need self control in yours and suhos life

Baekhyun:Wow just gettin straight to the point dont you kyungsoo ah

D.O:What this isnt some drama with cliff hangers damn 

Chanyeol:What are you guys talking about I do have self control

D.O:You sure about that come on yeol..

Chanyeol:Ayy sehun kai and chen didnt take pre cautions..

Baekhyun:How would they know *laughs*

Chanyeol:I mean my boyfriend isnt that quiet to be honest

D.O:That is true suho hyung is loud when you guys go at it *chuckles*

Baekhyun:Just take it easy on him alright..*hand on his shoulder*

Chanyeol:It's not my fault sometimes he likes it rough and all and I cant help myself when he calls me daddy

Baekhyun:Wow okay enough we just went deeper in our friendship with that information

D.O:I just..that's a conversation I'll never forget

Chanyeol:Mwoya you guys dug your own grave talking about us *laughs*