No ma'am, you do not look like a hippo

Description

Luhan teaches Sehun how to respond to customers so they don't try to bite his head off, and Sehun teaches Luhan how to deal with pubescent teenagers and their strange (and more often than not, dangerous) antics.

Basically just tons of OT12 crack. With a teaspoon of stupidity and Jongdae the shipper's antics added into the mix. Fun?

 

Foreword

The world belonged to Oh Sehun.

That is, until he met Luhan, who also happened to be Sehun's mentor for a job he didn't want in the first place.

Luhan makes Sehun want to stay (Sehun swears it's not because of the employee discount on that leather jacket he's been wanting for a while).

Maybe the world belonged to Luhan as well.

(But only a small part, maybe Alaska or something.)

~ ~ ~

This is my first Fanfic ever, and I hope you don't laugh at my failed attempts at humor (actually nevermind I hope you do)!! 

I have no idea of how long this fic is going to end up, but we'll see how it goes~ ^^

Lots of Hunhan, Chanbaek and Kaisoo ayeeee

 

WARNING(s): Lots of swearing, some sensitive topics discussed, some inappropriate humor :>

Cover image, and subsequent chapter images all created by me- though the images used themselves are not mine.

Please do not plagiarise! :<

Started August 10th, 2016

Butternugget
Hi guys, I'm not dead (yet) :) I've been super busy with projects and tests, so please forgive the fact that there hasn't been an update in two weeks!!

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Luhanyo #1
Chapter 21: D.o is evil. I real like this story. What kind of dog is that
ThreeBit #2
Chapter 21: i cant forget this story ...is so ing exo
gay-pop #3
Chapter 20: WHAT IS THE DOG'S BREED I NEED TO KNOW SNDDJDNDJDND
gay-pop #4
Chapter 19: little laughing minseoks stuck between his teeth i--

is it bad that i can kind of imagine this (which is really horrifying, by the way.)
gay-pop #5
Chapter 18: I'M ING CRYING HOW THE DID SEHUN GOT IN THERE HSKDHDJDHDJDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
gay-pop #6
Chapter 17: OH MY GOD-- THAT DREAM. WTF IS THAT DREAM. I AM TERRIFIED. I AM TRAUMATIZED.

p.s. poor yixing
p.p.s. poor tao
p.p.p.s. .....lmao
gay-pop #7
Chapter 16: (oh my god my last comment was so long pls forgive me i just missed commenting ;-;)
gay-pop #8
Chapter 16: THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHAPTER SO FAR HSKFHDJDJF IT'S SO FUNNY

AND I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THE THINGS I L O V E D IN THIS CHAPTER. EHEM.
- hunhan's mating call
- hunhan's synchronization(s..?)
- basically everything that happened that was hunhan related (and chanbaek)
- "The Kimpossibles" (i snorted while i was reading this)
- yixing's undying/unfading love for unicorns (v v adorable i love it yes yes yes)
- room assignments yAAAAY
- chanyeol's sudden outburst "i'm a pringle" LMAO
- orange beer /laughs hard/ /chokes hard/
- ..yeah basically this whole chapter but i wanted to point out the things that made me laugh the most AHAHAHAHA

p.s. wtf sehun blonde is totally your color u rich
gay-pop #9
Chapter 14: goshhh i miss reading this! and lMAO MINSEOK IS SO CUTE I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE HIM RATTLING A (or jongdae's lmao) SWEAR JAR SHDJHDDJHDJ
Kisho101
#10
Chapter 14: Hehe do you like kyuhyun? Also, funny funny story !!!