You know what I mean, right?

Of course I do. I understand you better that  he does.

What? No way! 

Yes way. I've spent too much time with you.

Why don't you just leave then?

I dunno. I guess I'm attatched to you in some way.

Ok... Oh wait! He's looking this way!

Calm down. Act natural.

*Burp*

Very cool.

Oh no... Do you think he heard that??

No I don't think so.

Good. Do you think he likes me?

Based on what? He barely eaven looks at you.

I know right??? He must be crazy about me!

CALM DOWN! He'll hear you!

Nah.. you're the only one who can hear me right now. But would you just look at him? He is so handsome and perfect and oh god bless his cheekbones.

What god? You don't belive in any gods.

Oh but I belive in him. He is like a god to me. I would  do anything for him.

I'm good-looking. Do you th