Kriiiiiiiiiinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

 

Mata yang tadinya tertutup rapat terbelalak seketika setelah mendengar suara deringan jam . Mata coklat pekatnya perlahan membiaskan cahaya mentari yang menyinari ruangan kamar . Merenggangkan tangan kakinya , Ran mendudukan tubuhnya sambil menggaruk rambut yang berantakan . Sudah seperti kebiasaan , Ran lalu meminum segelas air yang terletak di sebelah tempat tidurnya dan mengambil ponsel . Melihat apakah ada pesan yang masuk untuk dirinya .

 

“ I got 2 messages . You better send me your apology , Do Kyungsoo “

 

Ran kemudian membuka pesan pertama .

 

From : Sehun

Noona , Lend me your notebook tomorrow . Mine is broken , so help me .

 

“ Lend you my notebook ? No way “

 

From : Sehun

If you don’t , I swear I will tell Kyungsoo hyung that you got another boy beside him ;D

 

“ What the hell .. OH SEHUN !! “

 

Pintu kamar pun terbuka , dan seseorang muncul di balik pintu tersebut .

 

“ Did you call me ? “

“ Wh-what are you doing in my house ?! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM THERES A THIEF IN MY ROOMMMMMMMM “

“ Your mom welcome me very well as usual . I just wanna bring your notebook . Coz I know , you wouldn’t bring your notebook for me . And There is no thief with very handsome face like me in this world . Note that “

“ So full of yourself … I wanna puke, ewh “

“ Where is your notebook , eh ? “

 

Sehun pun melihat ke arah Ran yang masih dengan baju putih polosnya dan rambutnya yang belum rapi . Ran pun melihat keadaannya sendiri dan segera menutup tubuhnya dengan selimut .

 

“ What are you looking at ?! You ert ! Get out ! “

“ Noona … you looks so awful . You aren’t my type “

“ W-what ? “

“ I wonder what was Kyungsoo hyung thinking when he decided  to make you as his girlfriend “

“ SEHUN ! “

“ Calm down . Anyway … Terus gimana kemarin ? Kyungsoo hyung maksud gue “

“ Mending lo pergi sana. Lo bikin mood gue jelek aja , tau gak “

“ Kyungsoo hyung gak minta maaf sama sekali ? “

Ran menghela nafas

 

“ No , he didn’t . Gue bahkan sms dia duluan kemarin . Dan dia pun gak bilang apa – apa . I was speechless . He just texted me “ sleep tight “ that’s it “

“ Tapi apa yang perlu di maafin , coba ? You said you was okay , you said you was okay and he could go . That was ur decision , No ?”

“ It was , so you blame me ? “

“ I don’t blame you “

“ Menurut lo dia gak keterlaluan gitu sama gue ?”

“ Keterlaluan maksud lo ?”

“ Iya , maksud gue mestinya dia minta maaf ke gue gitu atau apa . Ini mah ga sama sekali . Gue yakin , kalaupun kemaren bukan gue yang sms duluan , dia gak bakal kirim sms ke gue . Pacar gue sesuatu banget kan “

“ Dia kan udah bilang kemarin , kalo dia banyak tugas . Lo harusnya lebih pengertian . Kalo menurut gue sih kaya begitu “

“ Lo ngebela dia ? “

“ You are so full with negative thoughts , noona . I didnt say that . Gue cuma minta lo lebih pengertian ke Kyungsoo hyung . Lo bawaannya negatif mulu sih , lo lagi PMS ? “

“ =_= engga “

“ Hmmmm ... emang masalahnya di elo doang sih “

“ Masalahnya di gue gimana maksud lo ? Masalahnya ya ada di Kyungsoo . Gue pacaran sama dia tapi komunikasi aja kaya dari temen ke temen . Gue masih lebih sering komuniasi ke lo atau Yixing malah . Dia bilang “ i love you ” ke gue juga bisa di hitung pake jari tangan , padahal gue pacaran udah 5 bulan . Seriously i really hate him “

 

Ran menutup kepalanya dengan selimut dan berteriak kesal dengan keadaan ini .

“ Eoh ! Noona , Did he ever kissed you ? “

 

Ran membuka selimut dan membuka sedikit hanya sampai matanya yang terlihat oleh Sehun yang sedang duduk di samping tempat tidurnya .

 

“ Be.... lum “

Jawab Ran pelan dan sedikit tersipu

“ Yah ! Do you guys really dating each other ?!! “

“ Makanya .... gue malah ga pernah kepikiran dan baru sadar pas lo nanya itu ke gue “

Pikiran Ran terasa kosong sesaat

“ You guys are really old-fashioned . I mean ... its 2016 , Noona “

“ Dont ask me ! Ask Kyungsoo instead ! Ah mollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa “

Ran kembali menutup tubuhnya dengan selimut dan berbaring

“ Kalau gue jadi lo , gue yang ambil inisiatif duluan ehehehe “

Wajah Sehun pun berubah dan tersenyum sendiri

“ Ish !“ Ran memukul kepala Sehun dengan bantalnya agar Sehun kembali dari dunia khayalnya “ Untungnya ya Kyungsoo bukan orang macem kaya lo , dasar byuntae ! “

“ Noona , i called it human nature , ya know “

“ Human nature my “

“ Kisses and hugs are the usual things in a relationship “

“ But he is my first boyfriend ... Gue gak mungkin ngambil tindakan duluan  “

“ Okay , i know but- “

“ We just holding each other hand ... and that’s all “ gumam Ran

“ WHAT ?? ARE GUYS SICK ? “

“ You are too much , Oh Sehun .. really “

“ Just holding each other hand ?... Kalian mau nyebrang jalan atau gimana ? Masa pacaran cuma pegangan tangan doang . Y’all are totally old-fashioned”

“ I dunno ... even when we holding hand , i was kinda nervous . My hands sweat a lot “

“ Should I teach Kyungsoo hyung the lessons how to build a lovey-dovey relationship then ? Hmmm“

“You even dunno how to build a snowman , Sehunah “

“ That’s different , noona ! “

“Just dont do that . I have bad feeling about it “

“ I think Kyungsoo hyung is a pure innocent guy . I have to teach him something . Yes , it will be interesting , dont you think ? “

“ Big Fat Hilarious NO , Oh Sehun “

“ Hey , Noona , dont you wanna taste his plump kissable lips ? “

Ran seketika memerah membayangan bibirnya Kyungsoo yang pink dan sedikit tebal di bagian bawah . Dia menelan ludah mengingat hal tersebut .

“ Ehehehe , i know you want it , Noo~~~na “ Sehun memasang wajah nakalnya

“ W-why the hell i have to tell you about that ?! Get out ! “

“ Eyyyyyyyyyy , i know you just imagine it . How you bite his lips , Awwww , My ert Noona ~~~ “

“ Y-you jerk ! “

Ran menghujani tubuh Sehun dengan pukulan dari bantal yang di pegangnya . Dia tidak berhenti walaupun Sehun sudah berulang kali meminta maaf kepada Ran . Sampai suatu bunyi yang tidak asing pun terdengar dalam kamar Ran . Ran pun berhenti mencari sejenak dari mana bunyi itu berasal . Dan benar saja , bunyi itu terdengar dari ponselnya .

 

“ Ponsel gue ” ujar Ran . Ran membalikkan tubuhnya untuk mengambil ponsel yang berbunyi tersebut , dan tidak di sangka dari belakang Ran , Sehun sudah mempersiapan dirinya untuk mengambil ponsel itu terlebih dahulu .

“ Yes , I got it first “ ucap Sehun dan berdiri menjauhi tempat tidur Ran . Ran hanya melotot melihat ponselnya di ambil oleh seseorang yang bahkan bukan pemilik dari ponsel tersebut .

“ Oh ! Its from Kyungsoo hyung ! Shoud i pick it up ? Eheheh “

“ Dont you dare to pick it up , Oh Sehun “

“ Ohohoh  Surprise ~ I dare to pick it up . Ye , Hello , Kyungsoo Hyung ?”

Ran hanya melongo melihat Sehun bertingkah seperti itu .

“ Give it to me , Oh Sehun “

“ Ehm ? Ran Noona ? Yes , She is here . But she is still sleeping “

“ Stop it , Sehunah “

“ Yes ? Ah maybe you just gotta call her later . Or do you want me to wake her up ? “

“ Just see what im gonna do to you “

“ Oh okay .. What ? What am i doing in Noona’s room ? Ehmm ... well ... you can ask her later what am i doing in her room . But she is very tired because of last nite , i can tell her even when she is asleep “

“ I will burn you alive , Sehun-ah “

“ Okay . See you in campus , hyung “

Sehun kemudian mematikan hubungan telepon tersebut .

“ I’m smart (^,^) “ puji Sehun untuk dirinya sendiri .

“ ENOUGH !!“

“ Thank me later . Sorry , i bring some problems in your relationship . AHAHAHAH “

Ran berjalan ke arah Sehun dan menarik rambutnya ke belakang . Sehun kaget dengan tindakan yang di ambil Ran dan membuat kepalanya sakit bukan main .

“ AAAAAARRGGGGG NOONA IT HURTSSSS .. YA ! YA ! STOP ITTTT ... AUNTIEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE “

“ YOU BASTARD HOW CAN I EXPLAIN IT TO KYUNGSOO !! YOU JERK I WILL MAKE YOU BALD !”

“ YAH ! JUST EXPLAIN HIM . WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ! Oh Wait .. Dont tell me that you imagine the dirty thing with me .. Omo ! “

“ YOU TALKING NON-SENSE YOU JERKKKKKKK! I HATE YOU OH SEHUUUUUUUUN !! “ Ran mengencangkan tarikannya di rambut Sehun . Sehingga rasa sakit yang dirasakan Sehun pun bertambah .

“ Oh my Lord ! Kim Ran !! Oh my God “

Ibunya Ran masuk ke kamar Ran dengan menutup mulutnya karena kaget dengan pemandangan yang ada . Anak perempuannya menjambak rambut anak lelaki tetangga sebelah yang mempunyai tinggi 183 cm .

“ OMG RAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ! “ marah Ibunya . Ibu Ran berjalan ke arah mereka dan melerai Ran dan Sehun . Tidak memikir panjang , Ibu Ran seketika mengelus kepala Sehun yang saat itu sedang kesakitan karena jambakan dari Ran .

“ Omg , Sehunah , are you okay , huh ? “

“ Auntie , that lil devil hurts my head , ottoke “ Sehun melancarkan aksi aegyonya ke Ibu Ran

“ Omo , that lil devil is so mean “

“ MOM ! So you’re in his side ? Mom im your daughter , I cant believe this  “

“ Poor my lil puppy , Sehunah . Ran ! Dont be like that ?! “

“ Mom , that lil jerk-“

“ Enough Ran , say sorry to Sehuna “

“ No way ! “

“ Okay , I will cut your allowance ! “

“ WHAT ?! Mom he isnt ur son either my dongsaeng ! ”

Sehun memeluk Ibu Ran dari belakang dan memberikan lidah kecilnya ke arah Ran . Tentu , rasa kesal di dalam hati Ran menjadi dua kali lipat karena ibunya sendiri membela Sehun .

“ Come on , Sehuna lets go downstairs . I already prepare ur breakfast “

“ Thanks , Auntie , You are the best “ Sehun mencium pipi Ibu Ran dengan sangat manis .

“ You lil fox  ... “ gumam Ran .

Ibu Ran keluar kamar dengan di ikuti Sehun dari belakang

“ You will get my revenge , lil fox “

“ Here “ Sehun memberian telapak tangannya ke wajah Ran “ Talk to this Ahaha “ . Ran mengepalkan tangannya menahan rasa kesal kepada Sehun , jelas dia merasa terhina karena perlakuan ibunya tidak adil kepadanya .

“ Oh , one more thing ... “ ucap Sehun sebelum benar-benar keluar dari kamar Ran “ Kyungsoo hyung has heavy and husky voice . His voice is the type which can make the girls high with imagination within minutes . I think you get what i mean , noona ? Sure , you get it . Because you are a ert “ Sehun mengedipkan sebelah matanya ke Ran dan menutup pintu kamar .

“ YAH ! IM NOT !! “ Dan melempar bantal yang di pegangnya ke pintu yang baru saja di tutup Sehun .