“Oh really, hyung? Can he teach me too?”

‘Yes of course Kyung! He is the best teacher possibly available.’ The slightly high-pitched voice replied from the other side of the line.

“Is he available now-a-days? Can you ask him this as a favor for me?” Kyungsoo requested his hyung who was chuckling on the other side.

‘Yep! Don’t worry, Kyungie, we are on a vacation anyways so he is free-free-free! I will tell him to contact you and you can set the time, ‘kay?’

“Really hyung! Thank you so much!”

‘Ah no need, just take me out on a ride too, okay?’ the person on the other side said jokingly, which was followed by another bout of laughter.

Kyungsoo laughed lightly too, “Okay hyung, promise. Oh yeah! Tell him that Jongdae will be there too!”

‘Ah okay~ Bye! Take care!’

“You too hyung.”

The line went silent.

“Did he agree?” Jongdae, who was sitting beside Kyungsoo all this time, finally spoke up.

A strange grin suddenly formed on Satansoo’s heart-shaped lips. “He did.”

Now, this similar grin was forming on the camel-face’s face too. He snickered ominously, saying, “Now those maknae won’t be able to show-off their driving in front of us…For all the teasing we have endured…”

“Yeah.” Kyungsoo agreed, a dark aura visible around him. “We are gonna pay-back, TEN FOLDS!”

“TEN FOLDS!” Both of them yelled simultaneously, fist-pumping in the air.

Xiumin and Kris, who were passing by the room, eyed the two weirdly, slightly scared.

“Oookay, that was weirdly creepy.” Kris muttered, after sometime of standing there and watching the two continue to chant ‘Ten folds, ten folds, ten folds…’

Xiumin closed the room’s door with a dull slam. “Ignore them, must be the effect of binge watching all those Pororo and kiddie cartoons.” With that, he continued on his way, leaving the duizhang to lag behind.

~After 2 hours~

Ding Dong Deng

“I will open it!” Jongdae yelled, dashing out of the room with Kyungsoo hot on trail.

Tao, who was on his way to open the door before the two suddenly barged ahead of him, was blinking cutely, thinking of what just happened.

“Oh poor panda, come on. Leave those two to whatever shenanigans they are planning.” Yixing, who had been lounging around on the sofa, said while coming up to drag the innocent creature away from the two patients of ADHD.

“But what happened to them gege?” Tao questioned, still surprised and kinda confused by their eagerness on just opening the door.

Yixing patted his head, leading him to the kitchen where Chanyeol was burrowing through the cupboards in search of Sehun’s secret candy stash. Pushing him down on a chair, he proceeded towards the sink, opened the cabinet beneath it and fished his hand inside.

“Hyung? What are you doing?” Chanyeol questioned him. Tao looked equally confused. The poor panda was now suffering from TWO confusions!

After sometime of not replying, Yixing finally grinned. “Gotcha!” he yelled, pulling out a waterproof bag on which ‘SEHUN’S SECRET CANDIES! DON’T TOUCH!’ was written in bold letters. He simply opened the pack, took a few choco bars, closed it and kept it where he had gotten it from.

“Here ya go Tao-ah. Fresh up your mind.” He said, offering a bar to the panda who, being choco hungry, forgot about the two weirdoes he had encountered before.

All this while, Chanyeol was just staring at the other in astonishment. “What the…what just happened?”

Back to the camel and penguin…

Kyungsoo and Jongdae were already in the car parking with their instructor aka Cho~~~~ KYUHYUN!

“So where’s the car, kids?” Kyuhyun questioned, finally regaining his breath.

Ryeowook had made him leave his game in between and run all the way here. Damn all those who say he is cute, fragile and cute! He was everything BUT cute and fragile when he nearly plunged him down the window while sawing through his poor baby games today.

“There!” Jongdae pointed out towards the white SUV standing amidst the not-so-many cars.

“It’s Suho hyung’s.” Kyungsoo piped up.

“It is insured, right?” Kyuhyun questioned, looking at the two.

“Huh? Waeyo?” the two younger questioned, looking at the older.

Kyuhyun made a ‘leave it alone’ gesture and took the keys from Kyungsoo. But before unlocking the car, he stopped short. “Wait a sec…Junmyeon knows about this, ne?”

“Uhh…yeah…kinda…” Jongdae replied, laughing uneasily.

~1 hour ago~

Suho, Luhan, Sehun and Jongin were sitting in front of the T.V, watching some random documentary which didn’t interest them one-bit, they were watching it just for the sake of watching. Suho’s car’s keys were dangling there with the other keys.

Suddenly…

“HYUNG!!! OHMYGOSH! HYUNG!” Jongdae came running, screaming shrilly.

Suho, being the mamma, immediately stood up, looking as if he was going into cardiac arrest. The others were startled too. Jongin and Luhan, too, headed towards the screaming camel but not Sehun. When Luhan looked at him questioningly, his only reply was, “He must’ve realized how much of a camel he is. No biggie.”

“HYUUUNG!”

“Wh-what happened, Dae!?”

“Ky-kyung-kyungsoo!”

This had them circling around the hyperventilating guy.

“Wae? Did something bad happen to Soo?” Jongin questioned, worried.

“Kyung-! He is-! H-he-!” the camel was panting way badly.

“Let the guy catch his breath guys.” Kris interrupted, coming over with the rest who were also startled out of their wits by the screeching.

“Pfft! What happened to you Baek?” Xiumin questioned, laughing. This caused everyone else to look at him too.

Baekhyun’s eyeliner was all weirded out, going here then there.

“Hyung looks like a clown than a diva!” Tao exclaimed only to be glared at by the eye-liner guy.

“It all happened because this camel screamed which caused that stupid tower yoda to scream too and in the end, my eye-liner got all messed up!”

“Guys…we are going a bit off topic now.” Sehun mumbled.

“Oh right.” Chen remembered what he was doing. “HYUUUNGGG!” he screeched.

“What the heck you schuppid camel! We are all here!” Baek screeched back, bonking the other over his head.

“Oh yeah…anyways, Kyungsoo-!?” a Pororo plushie, the one that made the ‘pichkuun’ sound, hit him right over his head. “What the hell! Lemme at least complete what I wanted to say!” he yelled, before diverting his attention to where the plushie came from.

“What the you stupid camel! I am dying right now and you are goofing around here YOU DAMNED IDIOT!?” Kyungsoo yelled.

“Dying!?” Suho exclaimed in a reeeeaaally high-pitched voice.

Kyungsoo nodded then laid down on the floor, suddenly looking pale, panting, as if he wasn’t able to breathe. “G-g-guys…I-I a-a-am d-dying…”

“OHMYGOODNESS! GEGE DO SOMETHING!” Tao screamed, shaking Kris by his collar before throwing him aside and making his way towards the ‘dying’ guy on the floor.

“YIXING! Do something!” Luhan yelled, pushing the healing unicorn towards Kyungsoo. All of them immediately surrounded him.

“Don’t worry Kyung-kyung! Nini won’t let you die!” Jongin cried out, his face damp with tears.

“Yeah, hyung. Don’t die! Otherwise who will aid me in buying candies from Suho hyung’s credit card! I will be alone!” Sehun was next, bending down next to his legs.

“Don’t go Kyungie…you are way too young…” Xiumin sobbed with Luhan.

“S-s-sorry guys…Jong-ongin…you can have…all…my Pororo plushies…I will miss…play…ing Krong and…Poro…with..you.”

“No hyung! NO! I don’t have anybody else who will watch Pororo with me! You can’t DIE HYUNG!!!”

“Se…hun…Suho hyung’s…credit card…is in the back…drawer in his…bed side…table…”

“Hyung, thanks but please don’t go! Your height is small so you can easily sneak inside his room! I can’t! Don’t go hyung!”

“Suho hyung…don’t torture…Tao anymore…by buying him panda…plushies and claiming them…as his girlfriends…”

“I won’t! Please don’t die Kyungsoo!”

“SUHO HYUNG KEYS!”

While all this drama was on, Jongdae was easily able to take Suho’s car’s keys. He went behind the group and signaled Actor Do that he had the keys and he could cut the crap.

“B…bye everyone…”

“NOOO! KYUNGSOO Wake up! I will tell you about where Yixing hyung found Sehun’s secret candy stash! Please wake up!” The yoda yelled, not caring if two guys were glaring at him right then.

Kyungsoo had his ears trained on the sound of footsteps that had already faded away from the hallway.

That was his cue.

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“HOLY PORORO!” Kyungsoo exclaimed, shooting up.

“YOU ARE ALIVE!” the others yelled happily, the idiots they were.

“Look at the time! I need to watch the repeat telecast of PoroPoro PORORO! See ya later guys!”

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“Huh?”

“But hyung! It airs half-an-hour later!” Jongin yelled behind him only to be answered by the sound of a door slamming shut.

“Whu-! What just happened...?” the yoda mumbled.

~Present Time~

“Yeah…I specifically yelled ‘Suho Hyung, keys.’ SO he definitely knows.” Jongdae said.

Kyuhyun smirked, “Okay then, let’s go!”

The three piled up in the car, Kyuhyun on the driving seat, Kyungsoo on the passenger and Jongdae in the back.

“Buckle up kids, I don’t want to get beaten up by Wookie later on if any of you are missing a tooth or two.”

“Okay!” the two chorused like the obedient little kids they were.

In seconds, Kyu had the engine roaring. “Ready to go?”

“Yeah!”

“Okay!” with that, Kyu pressed on the ignition pedal and the car zoomed out of the parking lot in record time.

“Woah hyung! That was so cool!” Kyungsoo.

“Kyu hyung is amazing!” Jongdae.

“Heh, you are flattering me now. Know what driving is about? Jongdae?”

Jongdae seemed to be thinking deep before exclaiming a ‘aha!’ “It’s about sitting in the driving seat, turning the steering wheel and rocking the road!”

“Hmm satisfactory but not quite, Kyung?”

“Hmm making the other drivers know their place?” the Satansoo mode was slowly surfacing.

“Umm…not quite but you both are going quite in the right direction. Wanna know what I told Wookie?”

The two nodded.

“Driving is an art…the art of destruction.”

“Wooooaaah!”

“I know right, I coined it myself.”

“Hyung is soo amazing!”

“Heh thank you thank you kids!” Kyuhyun said, rubbing the nape of his neck while steering the car precariously with his other.

“Kyung? Dae? Both of you are vocals and chefs, ne?” he asked after barely avoiding a bunch of old people crossing the road.

“Hmhm, you got that right hyung.”

“Okaaaayy. Then you are a similar case as with Wookie. Let me show you exactly how to drive.”

“YAAAYYY!”

~That Night~

“Where could they be?” Kris wondered, pacing around the room.

Jongin was curled up in the corner of a couch, hugging a Pororo stuffed toy while sobbing. “Kyungie hyung is alive, ne?” he sobbed out. Beside him Tao, Sehun, Luhan and a now-with-okay-eyeliner Baekie were in no better condition than him.

“That Camel…I hope he isn’t burying Kyung 6 ft underground right now.” Chanyeol wondered, sitting down beside Suho who was now heading towards Jongin who, after hearing what the yoda had just said, had started bawling loudly.

Suddenly, the sound of laughing was heard followed by the door opening.

Kyungsoo and Jongdae entered the dorm, laughing and chattering.

“You remember the way Kyu hyung mauled over that truck that dared to honk at us! It was so funny! The truck was destroyed to bits!” Jongdae said, laughing.

“Oh oh and the plane he nearly crashed with on the runway we accidentally ended up on? I nearly had a heart attack!”

“But it was fun!”

“Yeah!”

The others just stared at them. The two were covered in twigs, mud and many other things.

“Kyung hyung! You’re alive!” Tao screeched, going over to the shorter male.

“Dae? Why are both of you covered in mud? Did you try to bury Kyung thinking he was dead?” Xiumin questioned him.

“Of course not! We were out learning how to drive!”

“Yeah…and now I am…sleepy.” Kyungsoo yawned, rubbing his eyes but accidentally getting dust in his eyes. “Ow!”

“Aish! Both of you go and take a bath…then…we will have…the talk.”

The others shuddered. Junmyeon had already turned into LEADER SUHO and they couldn’t help but sympathize with the two.

Jongin had nearly bitten off the head of the plushie, nervous for his Pororo-fanatic hyung and… slightly for the troll camel…maybe?

~Afterwards~

All the 12 were sitting around the dining table.

“So now, tell us what the did you two do!? How the hell did MY car ended up like THAT!?” SUHO yelled at the two who were sitting head-bowed.

“Weelll…you see…

FLASHBACK

Honk! Honk!

“Aishh! That truck driver is giving me a head-ache!” Kyungsoo complained, clutching his head.

“Wanna teach him the right etiquettes of driving?” Kyu questioned, swerving the car around.

“Yeah, sure. We might get a tip or two for future use, right hyung?” Jongdae said, leaning back in his seat as Kyuhyun moved the car around so now they were the ones pursuing the truck.

“Look at this!” Kyu exclaimed. He pressed on the gas and slid along the railing of the highway. “YAAH! Now try honking at us YOU BAKA!” The car smoothly slid in front of the truck and zoomed off, leaving the driver flabbergasted and stunned.

After driving for half-an-hour on the highway like he was in Fast And Furious, Kyuhyun finally turned towards the not-so-highway-ish roads.

“Where are we going hyung?” Dae questioned, leaning ahead.

“Just wherever we can.”

After another 5 mins, Kyungsoo heard something like a roaring engine. “Did you guys hear that?”

“Hear what exactly, Kyung?”

“Uh that noise and it’s getting closer!” Kyungsoo exclaimed. He turned around to look behind only to scream. “KYAAAAHHH! HYUNG!! IT’S AN AIRPLANE!!! WE ARE ON A DAMNED RUNWAY!!!”

Jongdae scoffed, “Don’t around with us Soo, how can an aeropl-! OHMAIGAASH! HYUNG!! STEER AWAY!!! STEER AWAYYY!”

“Calm down kids, no need to worry, your Kyu hyung has everything under control.” Saying this, Kyu pressed on the gas even more and aligned the car in the centre just as the plane took off from over them, sending their car a little bit behind.

“WOAH! Hyung…you are…Dae!? Did you record that!? I NEED to send it to Wookie hyung, he will be amazed!”

FLASHBACK END

“Okay, then what about this mud and all?”

Jongdae replied, ignoring the Kyungsoo who was already blushing, embarrassed. “Hyung told Kyung to try. He did and we ended up falling off a cliff. Then somehow we managed to evade drowning but the idiot wanted to try to drive more and so we ended up in the jungle, then nearly fell in a valley before a gorilla attacked us.”

“YOU WHAT!?” Baek, Lulu and Yoda exclaimed, Jongin already buzzing around his hyung, asking if he was okay.

“But Kyu hyung saved us.” Kyungsoo spoke up. “And then the camel face drove.” Now it was Dae’s turn to sputter.

“He made a ing avalanche and we nearly got buried alive then somehow a polar bear threw us off the mountain but again, Kyu hyung saved the day.”

“It was an ACCIDENT ya know…I just found a pretty flower and didn’t want to drive over it…and that polar bear wasn’t even supposed  to be there!”

The others, thoroughly amused, even LEADER SUHO who was back at being Junmyeon, laughed.

“You had a damn good adventure today, ne?”

“Of course and now…” Dae began.

“We are gonna take the maknaes on a ride…with us.”

“NOOOO!”

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“On the second note, if it’s Kyung-kyung then Nini is ready to go!”

 

Ryeowook, having already watched the plane and runway video, was fuming. Kyuhyun had already bowed multiple times before him but it was to no effect.

“Why didn’t you take ME to a runway too, Kyu? I thought we were besties!”

“I am really sorry Wookie! I promise I will! Next time! I definitely will!”

“Really?” Ryeowook asked, his face already brightening up.

“Hmhmm. Promise!”

“Good boy, Kyu! But then we will try to drive along the plane, right?”

“Yeshh! Now where’s my food?”

THE END

A/N: First things first, English is my second language and I am still trying to get a good grasp on it, that's why I am extremely sorry and the only one to blame for the numerous mistakes committed in this ficcie. I tried to do my best and hope it paid off...

Hope you guys liked it! Comments are always...ALWAYS really welcome 'cus I absolutely adoooore them~