Booty Wurk

Description

 

I'm trying to drive my stick shift all over them curves

 

     One night, after a long rehearsal, the 2PM members were finally finished and took their separate ways home. Junsu boarded a dimly lit public bus that was surprisingly full at 5 in the morning. Pushed to the back by the busy and bustling rude people, he sighs and taps his foot impatiently, annoyed at being squashed in by all of them. One person in particular, bothers him the most. 

     She was tall, his height. Wearing a pure white coat and worn tennis shoes, her hair tucked in under a snow cap. Junsu is curious at her leather black pants. He then realized how great an she had. With the bumpy bus and the density of the people in it, Junsu was luckily blessed to have a standing that she was unintentionally providing him. He can't take it anymore and finally just reaches out and gives her a palmy squeeze. With a gasp, she turns her head. Junsu's mouth drops open in horror as he realizes he had molested fellow 2PM member, Junho.

Foreword

       "I can't pole dance!" Junho cried, gazing at the metal rail that reached the ceiling. 

        "OPPA, OPPA! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! OPPA HAS A NICE ! TAEC-OPPA, TAEC OPPAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN! I LOVE YOU ILOVEYOU ILOVEYOU! DO YOU REMEMBER ME? IT'S ME, JIHYUN, JIHYUNNNNNNN. JUNSU OPPAR! I LOVE YOU BESTTTTTT!!!"

        "Oh, !" Taecyeon cried, realizing Jihyun was climbing through the vents. 

        "We gotta go!" Junsu cried, pushing Taecyeon's back and reaching for Junho. 

        "Come on!" Taecyeon cried from the door. He saw the Jun bros looking at each other calmly. "What're you guys doing?!" Junho calmly stepped onto the platform and grasped the pole. Then he ripped it out of place and began chasing Junsu.

         "STAY AWAY FROM LE HOBUTT!" He cried as Jihyun emerged from the ceiling. 

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xKris_D #1
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Nyaikou
#2
Chapter 1:  "making you hate the author" I don't think that part was needed >_<
Mayvin
#3
LOL.
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#4
lmao that was toooooo funny
gabbyharstarr97
#5
hahahahaha new subscriber.. I LOVE THIS
Mayvin
#6
Hey! I read your work.
Mayvin
#7
Why did you grab le Hobutt!
AbriMathos #8
XD love.this.