"I found the perfect roommate for you!"

As soon as those words had left my best friend's mouth, I should have known that it was going to be the beginning of a horribly, unpleasant experience. However, I had yet to learn from my mistakes and I had trusted her wholeheartedly. A decision I would later come to regret, because Bobby Kim is the worst roommate in the history of roommates. 

Seriously.