"Some people care too much. I think it's called Love."
- Winnie the Pooh

Namjoon has a girlfriend.

A girlfriend who is obsessed with his lips.

Follow the analytical mind of Namjoon through his goofy inner monolog as he teases his way through a series of social experiments that test the devotion of his lady love VS the sweet addiction that is his lovely, luscious mouth.

a/n: Hello, this is hopesfail. This is my second oneshot published here on Asianfanfics--thought I'd say it's more of a drabble. It's quite short. But I like to think that it's short and sweet. So enjoy the inner-workings of Rap Monster~! Comments and upvotes are welcome.

Dedicated to the lovely Daya.

Thank you for reading.

Poster & background credit to floras @

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