Drunk Stoned or Stupid

EXO's Crazy Game Night

Chanyeol:*laying on the couch arms around suho watching the mistle-tones*

Suho:*snuggled into chanyeols chest arms around his waist*

Chen:*sitting on lays lap on the floor watching the movie with them*

Lay:*arms around chens waist chin on his shoulder*

Sehun:*reading a book in the dining room*

Kai:*playing games on his phone*

D.O:*cleaning out the fridge*

Xiumin:*laying on another couch looking through their photobook*

Baekhyun:Guys look what i found in the room of our gifts from the fans *smiles holding a box*

Suho:Mwoo what is that *looks over at him*

Baekhyun:Its a game its called Drunk Stoned or Stupid...

Chanyeol:Waeee...are we any of those *pouts* 

Chen:Are you trying to tell us something..

Lay:I find that offensive bacon *pouts*

Baekhyun:Aniii its just what the game is called they even gave us directions to play it 

Kai:It seems like a simple game *looks at the box*

Sehun:What are we suppose to do..*looks at them*

Xiumin:It says there will be a judge during each card pulled out then they give it to someone as a jury who they think the card best describes and the person startes out his opinion wheter they are like the statement or they arent 

D.O:Thats sounds like a good game lets do it *laughs*

Seating Arrangements: D.O Kai Sehun Baekhyun Xiumin Lay Chanyeol Chen & Suho

Baekhyun:Alright so ill be the first judge *reads the card*Giggles at everything xiumin babe you get to choose who laughs at everything..

Xiumin:Mmm *looks at the card*Well from all the times ive seen this person no matter what he's doing or where he is at even if to himself is Sehun...

Sehun:Ohh waeee because you guys said im the maknae and I have to act all cute

D.O:But but even if your just reading a simple text you giggle *smirks*

Sehun:Noo noo noo there is one person I know no matter how bad a joke is will laugh for no reason and thats chen hyung *tosses the card to chen*

Chen:Yahhhh..okay fine thats true i just like laughing problem *sticks his tongue out*

Baekhyun:Okay baby now you choose a card then lay hyung gets to point fingers at who its at

Xiumin:*takes a card*Someone who doesnt make a good impression on first sight *gives the card to lay*

Chen:*moving his eyes towards someone*Who do you think it is babe 

Chanyeol:Yea hyung cuz I only know one person over there in the corner *winks over*

Suho:Ohh baby something in your eye

Chanyeol:Yahh I mean the wind has to much dust particals *laughs*

Lay:Well there is only one person we agree to im real sorry please dont kill me but Kyungsoo ahh this is all you *slides the card to D.O*

D.O;*pouts looks down*What but ive changed

Baekhyun:It took years i mean before your own boyfriend didnt wanna eat together with you 

Kai:Yahh why are you guys always dragging me into this *laughs*

Sehun:And when we fist met you you did have a look *chuckles*

Chen:What was the look what was it *laughs*

Suho:Of a serial killer *laughs*

Chanyeol:I use to thinkhe had bad eye sight for that *laughs*

D.O:Huh i guess I accept it *pouts*

Baekhyun:Alright lay hyung choose a card then give it to chanyeol...

Lay:Takes his time while getting ready..*hands the card to chanyeol*

Chanyeol:Well I think we all agree to and im so sorry baby boo you know i love you with every inch of my soul and heart but this is so you *hands suho the card*

Sehun:Uuuu appa is deaaaaaaddddd..*laughs*

Suho:Since when since when sure im the last one to get to places but thats because its either manager hyungs pulls me aside to talk to me im helping one of you guys for something but im the one always waking up early getting your guys is things ready i even shower last for you guys..this card goes to you because you act like a lazy  

Kai:Uuuu and umma stricks back *laughs*

Chanyeol:That is no not true since when was I late im always the first one done in everything it goes to you cuz you tend to slow down a bit *gives the card back to him*

Suho:NOO 

Chen:Ahhh stop *covers his ears*

Suho:Ohh my poor bestie *hugs chen tightly*

Chanyeol:Sometimes im the one who has to wake you up and sometimes you dont get up until I bee super sweet you you tucking you out of bed...

Suho:And whos fault is it that i have a hard time walking..or waking everyday from our DAILY LOVE MAKING ACTIVITIES WHOS THE TOP THATS RIGHT YOU *throws the card back*

Baekhyun:Ohh the life was brought into it

Xiumin:Bring that freaking relationship to this table *laughs*

Chanyeol:BUUUT who doesnt reject our love making sessions who always ask for more...*smirks slides the card back down*

D.O:Ohhhh snappp that was a slap in the face..*laughs*

Lay:Woahh you guys have everyda

Chanyeol:Corection make love

Lay:Make love everyday..

Chen:Ohh my poor bestie no wonder why *pouts hugs suho*

Baekhyun:No wonder why sometimes you carry him DAMN BRO how many times a day

Chanyeol:*clears his throat*We can go on like 6 rounds a day sometimes 9 

Suho:Aigoo *blushing hard covers his face*

Sehun:AND WE STILL HAVENT GOTTEN A LITTLE SISTER OR BROTHER APPA DAMN *laughs*

Xiumin:My poor poor dongsaeng *pouts*

Chanyeol:But anyways your never tell me to stop and just keep going and always tell me you never regret it..*slams the card down on the table*

Baekhyun:Ohh snap crackle and pop *covers his mouth*

Suho:ALRIGHT ALRIGHT..... it i have nothing *laughs takes the card*

Everyone:*laughing clapping their hands*

Baekhyun:Damn that was so good..i feel the heat *laughs fans himself*

Lay:Ohh thank goodness  *hand on his chest*

Chanyeol:*stands up from his chair hugs suho from behind kissing his neck over and over again*

Sehun:Damn it that was crazy..as *laughs*

Xiumin:What the hell did we start *laughs*

Kai:We almost ruined our umma and appas relationship

D.O:This game is ruining us *laughs*

Chen:Nooo noo break up with him bestie break up with him *laughing*

Suho:*giggles*Get away from me

Chanyeol:*kisses him sweetly sits back down*

Kai:Are you alright Lay hyung you looked like you could pass out..*laughs*

Lay:It was so scary..I was going to end up like IM GUILTY IT *laughs*

Chen:Thats true i never heard my bestie yell

Suho:Yay *giggles*

Baekhyun:Chanyeol won the game but he lost his life time supply of love making sessions and s

D.O:Thats true so true *laughs*

Kai:Add in ing as well 

Sehun:And their rough

Xiumin:Their make up

Chen:Their love making sesisons all over this dorm

Lay:Lets just say all their ual activity is gone

Suho:*laughs*That is so true..your will never be in me or my mouth/throat ever again 

Chanyeol:*eyes widen shocked looks over at suho*

Kai:OOOHHH MOTHER SHIITTT DAMNNN   *laughs*

Sehun:Umma just went there  *laughs*

Chanyeol:*stands up and grabs the card*Ill take it back 

Everoyne:*laughing hard*

Suho:*blushes bites his lip covers his face*

Chanyeol:Ill take it back *laughs*

Lay:Good choice good choice *laughs high fives chanyeol*

An Hour Later 

Baekhyun:Damn this game is ing aweful *laughs*

D.O:It was your fault you wanted to play

Kai:YAH THANKS BAEK HYUNG *hits his arm*

Baekhyun:What it seemed like fun 

Sehun:You got umma and appa to fight *laughs*

Chanyeol:Speaking of which *smirks*

Suho:Waee..*looks at him*

Chanyeol:*carries suho bridal style to their bedroom*

Baekhyun:See no harm done *smiles*

Chen:Yea there is to our ears *slaps the back of his neck*

Lay:Great I think we added more rounds..

Xiumin:Ohh i think we need to buy a wheelchair for suho *sighs*

Living Room

Sehun:*curled into a ball on the couch cringes at another wanton moan from suho*

Suho:Mmmm CHANYEOL HARDER * the bed banging against the wall*

Chanyeol:Ahhh suho baby boo you feel so good 

Kai:AHHHHH AHHHHH HEADPHONES SOMEONE GIVE ME HEADPHONES *running around the dorm looking for something to cover his ears*

Lay:*just standing in the hallway of the front door pacing back and forth*Please let suho be alright

Suho:OOOO YES YEOLLIE *screams *

Chen:*covering his ears*Myyy bestie is going to die 

D.O:Make it stop make it stop AHHH *covering his ears*

Xiumin:Oh my poor dongsaeng...how come...why chanyeol why *giggles*

Baekhyun:*takes a sip of his tea chuckles*Ahhhhhhh just a normal day in the super junior dorm 

 

 

 

 

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kakashilover #1
Chapter 1: Ke ke ke ke ,,,,that's was funny