Must i put a title for this? I dont know what to put, so here is a long sentence

Just Nonsense

            It’s sunny and so very hot.

            Two girls walked together hand in hand beside a pretty busy and polluted street.

            It was so polluted that people might think these two girls are either crazy, stupid, or too poor to have a date at the mall instead.

            Instead of the cool and beautiful mall, they are ‘happily’ walking by the very dusty and dirty streets, talking about things that we shouldn’t listen to because it is called private conversation for a reason.

            But suddenly, the boyish girl spoke out very loudly, that we can all hear:

 

Amber: Hey let’s eat something.

Krystal: Eat what?

Amber: Something.

Krystal: Ugh, yea I know! Eat what?!

Amber: Food.

Krystal: There are so many types of food, what kind of food?!

Amber: Just something I can swallow and be full with.

           

So Amber continued trolling her girlfriend by annoying her with the endless words she said.

 Krystal look like she wants to slap Amber but she doesn’t because this is just a PG13 story with no violence allowed.

(Also means no scenes in this story because though this is random story, I am too lazy to think of scenes…sorry fellow byuntaes).

Anyways, back to the two stars of this story.

 

Krystal: *Bleep* (bad word is bleeped out in this story, this is PG13 story) You Amber. Stop being annoying or I’d ice kill you.

Amber: Oh princess please don’t *Bleep* me! I don’t want to die yet!

Krystal: So what do you want to eat?!

Amber: Are we still talking about eating?

Krystal: Yeah because this author is pretty hungry now and can’t think of new dialogues.

Amber: Oh I see. I get it. Let’s continue talking about food then.

Krystal: Want to bet how long the readers (if there are any) will read this meaningless conversation?

Amber: How do we bet anyways?? We’re both fictional characters.

Krystal: I know *bleep* it! But we need to prolong this meaningless conversation so that this (meaningless) author can pass some time.

Amber: Ooh, are we talking bad about our creator now?

Krystal: Duh. I honestly don’t know why this person created this.

Amber: Maybe for entertainment.

Krystal: Maybe to troll the readers.

Amber: Maybe.

Krystal: Okay that was too many maybes Amber.

Amber: I know, but we’ve got no choice but to say it because this author doesn’t know what to write now.

Krystal: Sigh. If only we had a more meaningful plot in this story compared to this *bleep*.

Amber: If you’d want a meaningful plot, read the other writers in this place, they offer so much more better plotlines compared to this!

Krystal: Are we seriously promoting other writers in this story?? We’d risk our own viewership!

Amber: Duh, they deserve it. at least they’re being serious about their *bleep* unlike this author who’s just randomly writing *bleep*.

Krystal: This author is *bleep*.

Amber: *Bleep* now we’re just randomly bleeping around.

Krystal: This story is rated pg13. In a site where scenes are everywhere and no one cares to monitor the ages of the readers anyways. Just how random can this human get?!

Amber: Pretty random.

Krystal: Truly “just nonsense”.

Amber: So you think anyone made it so far??? We’ve been pretty annoying so far.

Krystal: I’d like to think we’re refreshing. It’s a nice breather from the stressful plotlines some stories have.

Amber: Now you’re promoting this story instead.

Krystal: I’ve got no choice but to follow whatever this random author decides to type.

Amber: Given a choice I’d sue this person for wasting everyone’s time.

Krystal: Sue for what? Random author didn’t force anyone to read.

Amber: Aha! But the description and foreword was pretty eye catching.

Krystal: True. But I really wonder if anyone would read this.

Amber: Why worry dear? No matter what you still have me.

Krystal: Yeah, having you in this fictional world is so assuring.

Amber: I like your sarcasm.

Krystal: I like you.

Amber: Omo! Were we fluffy earlier? Can we tag this story as fluff with that one line?

Krystal: Don’t get ahead of yourself. Tagging too much is troublesome anyways.

Amber: Should the author post this now?

Krystal: Yeah, lazy author is lazy to type more.

 

            And so the two hugged and walked down the streets into happily ever after.

            The random end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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slho901
#1
Chapter 1: hey bro.. clapping...your one shot is so *bleep*, more *bleep* and most *bleep* story ever! *bleep**bleep**bleep*
chakashell #2
Chapter 3: Kryber on Wayne. Kryber on Garth .
chakashell #3
Chapter 1: This was aaamaaaazing. Hahaha yaaaaaasssss. Bruh this was hilarious.
IanCey #4
Chapter 1: That's cool and *bleep* hilarious. Lol. XD pls write more!
15lehna #5
Chapter 1: i wanted to comment something but like my mind totally shut down at the end of the oneshot
xmarcaxiu #6
Chapter 1: lol wtf im readin now.haha