J-hope (The hourly pick-up lines)
How they got their girl12:00
"Yoongi noona! I have a question for you"
" On the scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?"
".......What the is wrong with you?"
1:00
"Hey, did you just fart because your blew me away?"
"What makes you think a girl would actually like that pick-up line?"
2:00
" Dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?"
"You clearly don't know the pain of having appendicitis."
3:00
"Is that a phone in your pocket cause that is calling for me"
"Hoseok....that is inappropriate....please stop"
4:00
"Call me Mr. Flinstone cause I can make your bed rock"
"Stop it you ert! You're really starting to annoy me"
5:00
"Hey, I need a friend who's a girl, so will you be my girlfriend?"
"If I say yes, are you going to stop with the pick-up lines?"
"Yes"
"Fine"
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