"Small fire! I said make a small fire! This is not small!"
  "I'm just going to pretend that didn't happen."
  "You look pretty tonight."
"It's the toxic waste."
  "In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
  "Which way did they go?"
"Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left."
"You could really figure it out from all that?"
"No you idiot. They sent me a text. See?"
  "Do you even know how to drive this thing?"
"Normally, I'd lie and say yes, but considering the fact I almost flew us into that building, I'm going to assume you know the answer."
  "Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
"It's a prison cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
  "I don't have a name, but I believe I'm number 6."
  "Oh, I didn't know you had an identical twin."
"I don't."
  "My fish!"
"Forget the fish. We have to leave... NOW!"
"But... my fish!"
  "You didn't seriously...?"
"Yep."
"You just...?"
"Yup."
"Does that mean...?"
"Quite probably."
  "Has there always been a trap door under your daughter's crib?"
  "Your home is a wreck. You could have at least cleaned the bathroom."
"If I had known I was going to have guests at one o'clock in the morning, I'm sure I would have!"
  "I'm in love with someone. I always have been. I just... don't know who yet."