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sihygung slithered silently through the kitchen

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"sihgyoun, why are you doing this" dokyun said and cried because sihyoung was not actually being silent at all and he knocked a bowl of apple on the floor and they rolled.

and they rolled.

the rolled and rolled and dokyun cried but they kept rolling and sihyoung chased them but they rolled and rolled and rolled until they stopped. 

"hello" kyungil said to the apple and he kissed it

"Nan saiko da" said the apple and flipped its luscious blonde hair

"oh hello jaeho"

"why you kissed me with such passion "

"because you were so y of an apple. thank yoo"

"thank you" jaeho said and try to kiss kyungil but then yijeong showed up

"slide into my mouth to be forever swallowe into my bowels." - said kyungil to the apple baby

jaeho obeyed

"hello daddy" said kissy yijeong

"hello littlle tiny small love" said kyungil and picked up yijeong in his pocket

the sihyoung showed up

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"you ait my awpple didnyt you."

"..."

"dont lie leader hyungo"

kyungilcovered little yijoengs ears. "ok yes i eated it was so moist. how much do i owe you."

siyoung pondered this. "my dokyun is very sad. he never stops to crying. always cries. always. please buy him the finest ham and he will be happy" 

PLOT TWIST dokyuggn loves ham, jaeho was a vegan

kyungil wnked and said "but dokyun IS hte finest ham ;)"

then he and sihyogun had a good laugh and walked into the sunset

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