Luhan is your typical poor scholarship student at the prestigious EXO Academy. He wants nothing more than to fulfil his sassy yet totally Mary-Sue role and somehow gain the heart of the most popular cold city guy at school, Wu Yifan, as they battle disapproving rich mothers, love triangles and possibly amnesia or cancer. The only problem is Yifan could care less about the new student, choosing to instead set his sights on Huang Zitao, the quiet wushu student who gives no s unless Gucci is involved. Not to mention the fact that Luhan finds his forgetful classmate Zhang Yixing much more attractive…

Luhan just wants to properly live his life like a classic Korean drama, yet he can’t help but fall for the nice guy.

“Don’t be nice! Why are you nice?! You’re not even trying to be a douchebag, so why the hell do I still find you attractive?!”

Yifan just wants Zitao to notice him, yet the adorable panda boy doesn’t bat an eyelash at any of his romantic advances.

“I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME.”

Zitao just wants Gucci to throw a 75% off sale, yet the ing store keeps all their good expensive.

“THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS GIVE ME A COUPLE COUPONS, YOU S!”

Yixing just wants to remember the keys to his dorm room for once, yet he can’t seem to recall where he last saw them.

“Let’s see, did I leave them on the counter? Or maybe on the bedside table? Come to think of it, where do I live? ”

Pairings: Layhan,Taoris, Sekai, Xiuchen, others tbd

Genres: Humor | Romance | School!AU

Warnings: swearing, boy x boy, my usual stupidity

Back with another one of my borderline crack type of fics~ I've been dying to do a China-line centric fic and this one's been stewing in my mind for a while.

This is definitely satire, because I throw a ton of shade at Korean dramas in my free time.

This won't be updated often until I finish all the other that I have planned (i.e contest entries because I'm a thirsty hoe) so please be patient ^~^

Less than three <3

Disclaimer: It's been brought to my attention that the description seems similar to another popular story on this site. I swear on my fridge and plushie collection that this was in no way intended plagarism, and that this random fic idea manifested in my mind long before I saw the other fic. There may be similar concepts, but I hope my writing will speak for itself ^^

Gorgeous poster made by Avant Garde Poster Shop! Poster credit to star_x, it's simply gorgeous <3