[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Are you up?

 

12.45 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

i am now. u okay??

 

12.53 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Can’t sleep. Did I wake you up? I’m sorry.

 

12.54 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

you’re good, man. something on ur mind?

 

12.56 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

I don’t know.

 

12.57 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

if u don’t know, then who should i ask?

 

12.58 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

It’s too early in the morning for your sass, Tuan.

It’s just, you know that feeling when you’re up

really late and you just start thinking about

everything in the entire universe?

 

1.00 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

that’s what u get for waking me up. :^)

and as for that, i suggest u stop thinking about it.

nothing good comes from mid-nite existential

crises.

 

1.02 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Why do I put up with you?

Easier said than done. Insomnia’s a .

 

1.02 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

it’s because i’m cute.

i’m guessing you’re wanting me to stay up

with you until u fall asleep?

 

1.03 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Or because you’re, like, my one friend.

That’s what I was going for, yeah.

 

1.03 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Do you mind?

 

1.03 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

if i minded, i wouldn’t be talking to you still.

 

1.04 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

You sure do know how to make a

guy feel special. :v

 

1.05 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

i could just go back to bed, u kno.

 

1.06 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

:(

 

1.06 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

you’re lucky i like u.

what exactly are u thinking about, anyway?

 

1.06 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

♥♥

Mark Tuan likes me. My life has meaning.

Eat your heart out, Ghandi.

Lots of stuff, honestly. School, family,

friends, love life.

 

1.08 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

and u were getting on to me about sass??

double standards, smh.

*lack of love life

(fixed it.)

 

1.09 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Not all of us can be perfect like you.

And, for your information, I have a love life.

In the making.

Kind of.

 

1.11 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

aww, u called me perfect. u really mean it???

youngjae, you’re practically a fetus.

what kind of ‘love life’ could you possibly have?

and what does ‘kind of’ mean?

 

1.14 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

You’re really pushing it.

Mark, I’m only three years younger than you.

‘Kind of’ meaning I think I might

have feelings for someone?

 

1.16 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

i’ll push u.

three years is enough to qualify you as a fetus.

who’s this someone? sounds awfully

suspicious.

 

1.19 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

;)))

That makes you a toddler.

Calm down, dad, you can put your

shotgun away.

It’s someone we know pretty well.

 

1.21 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

And that’s all I’ll say on the matter.

 

1.21 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

that was not intended to be ual, get

ur mind out of the gutters, kid.

i’m worried for my child.

you can’t just say ‘it’s someone we know’ and

then refuse to say anything else.

 

1.23 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

All I did was send a winky face; I

have done nothing wrong.

Don’t be worried. I can handle it.

I mean, I can, and I will. :)

 

1.24 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

you’re a little sometimes, you know that?

just because you CAN handle it, doesn’t mean

that you HAVE to handle it.

is it suzy?

 

1.26 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Only sometimes?

You sound like some talk-show host.

I just said I wasn’t going to say.

 

1.27 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

at least you’re accepting of the fact.

‘today, on the dr. tuan show.’ has a

nice ring to it.

:O min noona?

 

1.28 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Self-acceptance is vital.

I doubt you’d last a full season.

I just said I wasn’t going to say!!!

 

1.28 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

you’re so supportive, u know that? like,

it’s incredible how supportive you are.

i’m trying to think of girls that we’re both

friends with, but you’re the most

anti-social person i know.

 

1.30 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

holy , is it a guy.

 

1.30 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

not ‘holy ’ like i have a problem with it,

just, ‘holy i didn’t know you

swung that way.’

 

1.31 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

My lips are sealed.

…

Well, my fingers are...I guess.

 

1.31 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

oh, my god, i had no idea. i’m your

best friend and i didn’t know you were bi?

i’m revoking my friend-card.

so, who is it?

 

1.33 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

I didn’t even confirm it!

 

1.33 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

jae, come on, i know u.

i know how you are.

you didn’t need to confirm it.

you’ve been spending a lot of time with jaebum,

recently...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

1.34 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

I still haven’t confirmed it.

You revoked your friend-card, you don’t know me.

 

1.34 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

…

And, no, it’s not Jaebum.

 

1.34 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

We’ve had to practice for a duet in choir.

 

1.35 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

i’m appalled that you would use my own

words against me.

and that’s a likely story. i’m keeping

him in mind.

if it’s not jaebum, then jinyoung?

 

1.36 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

I’m learning from the best.

I swear, I’m telling the truth. He’s a

good guy, but, no. No.

Aren’t Jinyoung and Jaebum a thing, anyway?

Like, I’m pretty sure, that’s going on.

 

1.38 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

flattery will get you everywhere.

if he heard u say that, his ego

would be crushed. in a million pieces.

that actually makes a ton of sense. i don’t

usually pay attention to that kind of stuff, so.

i’m not hearing a no, tho.

 

1.40 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

So I’ve heard.

The only thing worse than a depressed JB

is an angry JB, and he’d have my head before

anything else.

I’m just speculating. They’re practically married, tbh.

(: NO IT’S NOT JINYOUNG SWEETIE (((((:

 

1.41 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

don’t play shy, you know i’m smart.

as much as i’d love to see that, i’d have

ur back. we could take him.

petition to start calling jinyoung umma.

i know it’s a joke and all, but don’t ever call

me sweetie again.

 

1.43 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

you meme-loving .

♥♥

 

1.43 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

I know you’re smart. I also know you’re

a cocky .

I’m a lover, not a fighter. You can take him on

yourself. I can cheer from the sidelines.

I can just imagine his face now. “Who are you

calling Umma, you ?”

I don’t need this harassment. I am a simple meme farmer.

 

1.45 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

seriously, how did i not kno u were bi. all

u talk about is and s.

you could be my own personal cheerleader.

pompoms and everything.

that’s a risk i’m willing to take.

memes are filth.

also, we’re off subject.

WHO IS IT.

 

1.47 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Haha, very funny. You got me gud.

I think I’ll pass on the pompoms.

‘Go Mark! Get your face punched in!’

Yes, perfect.

What kind of flowers would you like for your funeral?

Look, I’m not going to tell you who it is.

All I’ll say is, you know them well, they speak English,

and they laugh weird.

 

1.49 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

git gud m80

that’s not exactly what i had in mind.

but you’d still be my cheerleader, to a

degree.

harhar.

wAIT YOU LIKE JACKSON

 

1.51 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

WHY AM I JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS.

JACKSON?

LIKE, JACKSON WANG?

YOUNGJAe

 

1.51 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

...

 

1.52 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

Did I say it was Jackson?

 

1.52 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

wait, what?

if it wasn’t jackson, then who could it be?

like, you literally just described him.

 

1.53 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

…

oh.

 

1.53 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

OH.

 

1.54 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

me?

 

1.55 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

like, for real?

you’re not joking?

 

1.56 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

youngjae, there’s no way you fell asleep that

quickly.

 

1.57 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

please answer.

 

1.59 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

i swear to god, choi youngjae, if you don’t answer

your damn phone i’ll…

look, i don’t know what i’d do.

but please.

 

2.01 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

youngjae, i’m not mad at you or anything,

if that’s what you’re worried about.

 

2.03 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

in fact, i’ve sort of liked you for a while now.

 

2.04 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

you know, you’re going to have to talk to me

at school tomorrow, so.

 

2.06 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

okay, you’re not going to respond to me tonight.

but you’ll have to sometime.

 

2.08 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

because i like you a lot.

 

2.08 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Mark Tuna ♫

 

i’m going to bed.

good night.

 

2.10 a.m. 11.23.XX ]

 

[ from Choi Youngjae ✌

 

…

Sleep tight.

♥♥

2.15 a.m. 11.23.XX ]