There are times when humans would rather forget. Whether it be due to a slip of the tongue, an opportunity missed, or an action ill-performed, it all boils down to one thing: we are all merely containers full of regret. But what if your average human had the option of having their memories erased? Why, a chance such as this should be impossible, but really, it's not. You've heard this all, and I'm going to tell you again. Allow me to retell the sad truth of Erasure men.

Maybe in a different time, a different place, I would be someone who deserved you. Maybe if I had not committed the sins I so woefully regret now, I would still be able to stand by your side and hold your hand, willingly.