In which Luhan is an evil genius and Sehun is his very professional and absolutely-not-smitten personal secretary. ("Minion," Luhan corrects. "Babysitter," Sehun further corrects.)

Of the hundreds, of thousands, of million things that happened to Luhan, Sehun was the best one. hybrid!au Or alternatively, Luhan is a despondent cat hybrid living with an old couple and Sehun is their son who returns from college for summer.