Let's see, there's France being France and England being England, FrUKness, fairies and a scarf. I consider this a FWP (plotless fluff), so there's not much to summarize. The title is pretty much the summary. I'll just warn you again that this is nonsense.

That other half that perfects you isn’t the one who lives up to your dreams, but the one who can stand up to your worst nightmares. (Literally.)

The immortal part of him was so tired. The mortal part of him wanted nothing more than to simply collapse and die. War makes monsters of men, as the severest of times uncover the truest. Snippets of England & France in WWII, but I didn’t attempt to be 100% accurate.

Jumping from the Noppera mother ship into the fathomless depths of the vast open sea meant two things for England: a cold, excruciating death; or putting his life in the hands of his dearest enemy. He would choose death, of course. Too bad he didn’t have a choice.

France finds out that England is secretly taking cooking lessons and of course won’t pass up the juicy opportunity to rag on his former ward about it. The joke’s on him, however, when he unexpectedly gets served just desserts. Now, he has one helluva mess to clean up, and it’s all going down... in England’s kitchen.

Arthur being bullied by an elevator, which decides to gobble up Francis to add to his torment. (My answer to the cliché premise: What happens when England and France get trapped in an elevator?)

"Hindi ko naman mababago ang nararamdaman ko, kahit ayaw ko sa isang napakamacho ng kilay na daig pa ang babae kung magpakipot. Ikaw ang karma ko, matagal ko nang natanggap iyon…" "Patas lang tayo dahil ayaw ko rin naman sa isang malanding palakang may balbas na tulad mo."

France and England in a bar, pretending to get drunk. America arrives, not pleased.

The nations try to survive a meeting for deciding who to cast as who for an upcoming charity play.

All my posted Hetalia fanart.

Arthur always thought he had nothing to lose when he was forced to marry a man who was in love with someone else. But then, something that he never thought would happen to him happened. He fell in love. Can everything that went wrong in his world still go right?