After barely scraping by as a local advertising model in Canada; Kevin Wu, now known mononymously as Kris, lands a spot to walk in the Gucci fall/winter runway show after an accidental run-in with it's crazy head designer. As small town Kris gets into the less than glamorous world of high fashion, he learns quickly that he “ain’t in Kansas anymore es” Fashion! AU and the crackiest cracktastic fic ive ever written.