WuFan thought he saw a beautiful lady with a yellow umbrella under a shady tree with a rainbow-colored dog who barked at him at first glance while he was out for a jog to hook up with girls.    

  If it's wrong to tell the truth Then what am I supposed to do? When all I want to do is speak my mind If it's wrong to do what's right I'm prepared to testify If loving you with all my heart's a crime Then I'm guilty...      – Chorus line of "Guilty" by Blue.