Tabloid photographer by day, vigilante assassin by night. Yixing leads dual lives as Yixing the civilian photographer and Lay the masked hero. Yixing's personality is so different from Lay's persona that no one ever suspects that they are the very same person. Thus they remark, "Yixing can never be Lay!"  Little do they know...    

Crack fic inspired by that circulating poll which asked, Who in EXO would you pick to be your: 1. Bestfriend 2. Boyfriend 3. Husband 4. Crush 5. Tutor 6. Classmate 7. Older brother 8. Younger brother 9. Oppa who lives next door Can only choose one member from the 9 for each role and ALL of them must be assigned to a unique role. Cannot repeat a member.

Inspired by Yixing's upcoming web drama as Er Yue Hong.二月红 in Lao Jiu Men 老九门  I mean, have u seen that...that asaskjhsakfjdhsflasdfgasbgmfbg Weibo profile photo of Yixing as Er Yue Hong in his opera singer incarnation?! It's to die for! Got absolutely besotted with that single photo and it inspired me to write this one-shot! Basically, Er Yue Hong is an anti-hero of sorts. A grave robber masked as an opera singer. For more detailed description, see: 

Yes folks, yet another Gossip Girl-inspired EXO tale!  Hands up those of you who were torn between Chair (Chuck-Blair) vs Dair (Dan-Blair)? Or bummed that you didn't get to see out a sweet Dair ending?  How would you like it if there's a ChDair ending? What?! Yes! A character that's the amalgamation of Chuck+Dan, and this character is embodied by a Zhang Yixing?