Here lie the works for the blog on tumblr that goes by the username youhave1newmessage. (https://youhave1newmessage.tumblr.com/) Any works here solely belong to the blog and the admin that write them. If you have a moment, please check their blog out! They're hilarious ladies that produce fake text messages/scenarios that talk about all sorts of topics. Admin Banana and I are long time friends and have chosen to place them here on our mutually shared Archive page. Each, if not