How can Jongin not be a depressed downer when his senpai the love of his life doesn't notice him and he is stuck in a limited space with all kind of weird creatures ranging from retarded to senile?

Once upon a time, there was a legend. A legend about a man who didn't have any other choice.

Despite what you may think, living life as Oh Sehun is not easy at all. Not only are you so attractive and hot that you have to practically shove fangirls off of your (hot) body but you are also so clever and polite that every other ahjumma wants you as her son-in-law! Then there is the ever-lasting dilemma about what flavor of bubble tea is the best. Taro or chocolate? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE ONLY ONE?! And that’s not nearly all, there is so much more of it that if Sehun