I know some people say that watching paint dry can be quite boring but hearing paint dry, now that's fascinating.

So I'm not very good at the whole 'about me' thing and my first impression is generally weird and loud but, you know, can't really do much about that can you? 

Maybe one day down the track somebody on here will know me so well they'd be able to write an about me for myself and I'll use that instead. 

I'll be patiently waiting for that day but until then I suppose you and I will have to deal with what we have here.