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Annyeong!
Just bear with me, here, okay?
I'm not like any of those authors who create popular stories overnight...
Excuse any future mistakes as I am mentally Korean not Korean and overlook my English from time to time like all the time.
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About Me
I like - no, love EXO.
Wait.
No, that's not it...
uh,
E X O
IS THE
AIR
I
BREATHE
They are the blood that runs through my veins. The carbon dioxide that I convert into oxygen. The blanket that I sleep under, the pillow I put my head on. The sun that hangs in the sky. The fish that swim in the Pacific (which btw, is the very barrier that separates me with my oppar). The keys on my laptop. The apple on my iphone. The screen that is glass. The sand that makes the glass. The sand that was once a shell. The shell that a random crab probably lived in. The crab that might be roaming the earth at this very minute. The minute in an hour. The hour in a day. The day in a week. The week in a month. The month in a year. The year I wasted on kpop. Kpop which is, in actuality, Korean pop. Pop which is a genre. Genre being a type of music that I listen to. Music that ruined my life yet makes me complete and whole as a being. The only thing that keeps me sane.
U feel me?
And since we're at it, you should know that I love this guy.
Yup.
Mhm.
This derp.
Do Kyungsoo
도경수
So now that you're unattracted to him, I can have him all to myself.
All
to
my
self
All 206 bones in his y body...
Every inch of skin.
Every strand of hair,
drop of blood-
*chuckles*
Creeped out yet?
You should be.
No but seriously, we can make exceptions
I rarely ever find a Kyungsoo stan.
Idk why though,
how can people not like him?
Look at those lips.
That stare.
...and goodness have you heard this motherer sing it's like milk and honey. Speaking of which, his skin is this milky white and I just wanna every inch of it and again, his voice is like velvet. It's like soft butter on a pan. And this guy can cook too oh gahd I bed he'd look great in an apron. Like only an apron. And then take off the apron and *ta-da* Kyungsoo. I actually put that on one of my fics and got carried away. Just like now. I think I might have added too much sugar in my tea. Or is it just Kyungsoo. He makes me hyper. I know that sounds weird but i'm not lying. He's like an energy drink that never runs out. And before you know it, i'm lying on the floor twitching like a half-dead animal. Bet you didn't want to know about my Kyungsoo fantasies. Not that i twitch on the floor because of Kyungsoo. I was trying to make a point. I seriously don't twitch. You have to believe me. You're just probably disturbed like woah how is this girl not in prison for being so erted and mentally ill. Well I'll tell you why. I escaped. Gee, you're probably backing away from the computer now, huh? Yeah, that's right, back away. I bite.
I would give you my bias list, but EXO ruins it daily.
So "maybe next time,"
I'm also interested in :
• SHINee, Super Junior, DBSK/TVXQ, f(x), B.A.P, and Infinite •
EXO's just my specialty.
in a box.
So.
Um.
Yeah.
Enjoy my stories?
Um.
Friend... me?
Message... me?
Um.
Call me maybe?
PS : That whole thing about being erted and about how EXO is the air I breathe? Yeah, about that... I'm normally not that weird. I just... I-i evolve into Pikachu this whole different person. It's called the effects of kpop. It really changes you.
Seriously, it does.
It'll change you too.
OTL
Forget you read this.