If you fail to persuade them, confuse them. I've been converted. Sad. Sudden lack of inspiration. Sad.

I have a boy crush on Lee Junki and a girl crush on my wife. My wife has a girl crush on Wang Xinling and a boy crush on Kim Jaejoong. Life isn't fair.

I'm a professional idle-ist. I idle and idle and idle. It's unfortunate most people are unable to idle successfully. Idleness is frequently misinterpreted and misused so I'm not at all surprised.

This is what I hear: "Idleness demoralizes blah blah blah."

This is what I say: "Yeah, because you misuse it. You are in the possession of an untrained and undisciplined mind."