Well met, you have entered the realm of my sinister fantasies. You can not go back unless you have read my stories and leave comments and subscriptions there. Sweet water and light laughter till we meet again my dear readers.

 

 

Konnichi wa, watashi no tomodachi! Watashi wa Park Rinrin desu. Hajimete ome ni kakarimasu, douzo yoroshiku onegai shimasu. The following mini-drama is rather silly. Please ignore it or better yet read my Shinee stories. If you cant understand Nihongo then theres no point of reading it.
 
Title: Asinine Inn

 
                 Rinrin went to minshuku to eat because she's starving and wanted to try some Japanese food and to see someone she adored greatly. Minshuku is a Japanese Inn and as soon as she step inside, a worker assisted her. "Konnichi wa. Yoku irasshaimaa".  
 
"Konnichi wa. Rinrin desu. Osewa ni narimasu" She smiled and nodded for the worker to guide her in the Inn. Her table was beside the glass window. "Onaka ga sukimaa ka?" The waiter asked her after he lead her to her table. Rinrin nodded, "Menyu o misete kudasai".
 
"Nani ni shimasu ka?" He asked after handling her the menu. Rinrin scanned the list, "Dubu ga oishiso desu ne"
 
"Ja, sore ni shimasho"
 
 
After eating, the waiter went to her table.
 
 
"Rinrin-san, Dubu osuki desu ka?" The waiter inquired with a smile. "Hai, daisuki desu" She confirmed. "Hoteru made haitatsu e moraemasu ka?" Rinrin asked. The waiter raised his eyebrow, "Nani?"
 
Rinrin shook her head, "Iie. Dare."
 
"Ja, dare?"
 
"Dubu. Hoteru made haitatsu e moraemasu ka?"  
 
The waiter nodded. They have special delivery in this inn though he was still confused as to what she wanted. "Hai." He answered and motioned for Rinrin to wait. The waiter went to his manager and after a few moments Dubu, a human being not the food that Rinrin ate awhile ago came by her table.
 
"Kore desu ka?" The waiter inquired for confirmation due to the fact that they have two Dubu, one is a tofu dish and the other one is the manager of the inn. And since Rinrin wanted to deliver Dubu to her hotel, the waiter thought that she was referring to the manager which is rather impossible because he couldn't deliver the manager to her hotel. However, Rinrin refused the word nani which means she don't want the dish and instead she chose dare which means a who, their manager.
 
"Hai!" Rinrin squealed in delight at the sight of the manager. "Ano, chotto oukagai shimasu ga?" Dubu nodded.
 
"Kekkon e imasu ka?" she asked immediately. Dubu looked at her for a while and smile at her afterwards, "Iie. Dokushin desu... Anata?"
 
"Masa ka? Dokushin desu!"
 
To be continued...
 
 
 
 
Annyeong haseyo chingu! Chunon Fn(aXs), Cloud, Park Rinrin imnida! Hello my dear readers, I'm Park Rinrin I like reading Shinee Stories that are humorous, scary and romantic. I love writing stories about them too. I came from Quizilla.com and Fanfiction.net. I hope you will read my stories here in my profile. I always respond to the messages that you have sent to me especially if I've time. Happy reading my dear readers!

My Ultimate Bias is Lee Jinki/Onew. I adore him so greatly that all my multi-chaptered stories are revolving to him.

 

*Undersized Biases:

*BTOB: Yook Sungjae (vambie)

*Mblaq: Thunder (lol)
*Boyfriend: Lee Jeongmin (Onews dongsaeng)

*Shinee: 2nd bias, Choi Minho (No comment)

*UKISS: Lee Kiseop
*Hollywood: Craig Parker (Haldir of Lorien, Darken Rahl)
*Japanese: Kanata Hongo (Ryouma Echizen, Riku Okamoto, Nishi Joichiro)
 
 
Notices:
* I love requesting stories to request shops, so I'm often seen requesting to mostly all request shops there is in AFF. If you have a oneshot request shop, please inform me and you'll have another subscriber.
* Likes: Onew, Lee Jinki, Jinki, Dubu, Ondubu, Tofu and Flying Balloons.
* : Chocolates, Ice Cream, Cakes, Chicken and Confectionaries.
* Pairings: OnSha, JinRin, RiNew, ShaNew, OnRin and Jinrinchicken.  
* I'm only interested to stories with Onew as the main character.
* I'm a social butterfly in the cyber world so I'm willing to have a talk with whoever wanted. I'm nice when I'm in a good mood and rather easily irritated when I'm in a foul mood.
 
Warnings:
*Im a LotR fan so I intend to speak old English and Elfish languages sometimes. Heltho a caitho erin i haust Lee Jinki! And I like elfish things.
*I fell in love in Japanese so I like speaking Nihongo. Phrases that I only knew.
*I always ignore idolxidol pairing especially if my bias is paired with somebody else, so don't try advertising them to me.
*I don't like being bash and I will not tolerate it. If you bash me expect a nice reply from me but there's a huge sarcasm there but mild only. I will even thank you for that.
*Inconsiderate requesters and short comments. I work hard and I expect a full blown comment from my story.
*Stories without Shinee or Jeongmin will be absolutely ignored. I'm very bias.
*Not online everyday.
*Slow in updating if busy at school and exams are coming.
*I'm a peculiar kind of person. I have a terrible mood swings so beware.
 
 
Title: Published Shinee Stories
Written by: chicken_oppa
Tags: Shinee Jonghyun Key Taemin Minho boyfriend Jeongmin Onew chicken Jinki leejinki onchicken Dubu Ondubu tofu kanata ShaNew OnRin iloveonew onewismyhusband onewmine mineonew JinRin RiNew OnSha
 

Best Seller: Seven Days to Fall in Love for Dummies [Completed]
You Taste Like Chicken [Completed but still Editing]
Shinee Thesis Project [Tofu On-Going]
My Obvious Fascination [Dubu Hiatus]
Hanami [Kanata Hiatus]
Shinee, A Shrek Tale [Jinki Hiatus]
With Yu and Yoru [Ondubu On-going]
She's In Love With My Hyung [Jeongminnie On-going]
A Twist In Fairytales [Open for Requests]
Taembelina [Completed]
Emperor Key's New Clothes [Completed]
Jjong and the Beanstalk [Completed]
The Frog Prince [Completed]
Cinderella In Boots [On-going]
Taeminnie White and the Seven Ondwarves [Completed]
The Trail of Bread Crumbs [Completed]
Dream Diary Unleashed [No dreams of Shinee lately]
 
 
"Just keep reading!" Onew sang. "Rinrin loves me~"
 
"Just keep reading!" Jinki sang. "Shut up Onew! You're just a chicken and Rinrin loves me more"
 
-Rinrin, the spontaneous Cloud condition.