Well... What am I supposed to write here? I spent like half an hour on that thing below this, the 'About Me' part, so you should probably check that out instead. Anyways... Feel free to add me I guess? Yeah, that. And yes, I'll beta or edit your fic if it's EXO, just ask. :D

I've been a silent reader for sometime before bothering to make an account, and that was only because I couldn't keep track of all the awesome fanfics, so I really had no choice. -shrugs-

If you've checked out my subscriptions, you'll see that pretty much every one of the fics are EXO, and . Which means, yes, they're my bias, and yes, I ship couples to death. How could they not be and how could I not? 12 freakin hot guys with amazing voices/dance skills/iness. Hello, every girl's dream right there~ Actually, before EXO, I had no ultimate bias group. It kind of jumped around from time to time, from Big Bang to SHINee to B2ST to blahhh. You get the idea; they never stayed for more than... um... 1 month AT MOST. What can I say, I'm a player~ But--thanks to my beautiful EXO babies, I now have an ultimate bias group! Yay! -throws confetti- OK, randomness.

And yes, there is a little bit of BAP and Big Bang and SHINee in my heart. A LITTLE BIT. Just a little bit... Don't hate on me... It's not my fault Zelo is adorable and Bang Yongguk has ay fingers and Daehyun has nice lips and TOP is hot and GD is so amazingly beautiful and y and Taemin turns me on when he dances and Jonghyun is hot and cute at the same time...  -pouts-

So, as you can see from above^ I actually have some es... -fidgets nervously- Well, don't judge! It's y... So(in no particular order):

• Bang Yongguk's fingers
• Daehyun's lips
• Zelo's neck
• Baekhyun's neck and hands
• Kris's ears
• Doojoon's arms
• Yeah there's more that I don't really remember...

Now for my EXO ranking--I'll try my best but it's not that easy... They're all godlike so it's pretty hard...

1. MY ULTIMATE ULTIMATE BIAS! Baekhyun(Funny, cute, hot, y, guyliner... What else could a girl want?!)
2. Kris(This I'd like to . -unashamed-)
3. Lay(...I just have a strange obsession with him, OK?!)
4. Kai(Come on, look at me in the eye and tell me you aren't affected at all by his y hip ing and crotch grabbing. You can't? Didn't think so either)
5. Chanyeol/Sehun(I'm sorry, this is too hard ;A;)
6. Suho/D.O
7. Luhan
8. Chen
9. Xiumin
10. Tao(OK Look I know I subscribe to Taoris fics, but it's only because not very many ppl ship Kray and Krisyeol. And the authors are absolutely amazing. Or else I would never; he creeps me out too much.)

Now for all time couples--Not in any order:

• Hunhan(Part of me is very scared that they'll end up like Hanchul)
• Yunjae(My OTP. Definitely. They're REAL REAL. To me, at least. You don't know how much it hurt me when Jaejoong left SM, and more importantly, Yunho.)
• KAISOO BISHESSS. (I never shipped this couple until, as you might all already guess, ARBITRAGE. If by some chance in hell that you actually haven't read it or at least heard of it, GO READ IT NOW. I DEMAND YOU TO. THAT IS AMAZING. It's like... on a different level than even most PUBLISHED works. Also, read The Implications of Telepathy. And Zodiac. And The 12th Floor of Apartment E. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. Just don't read it all in one day, LOL. I did that and my feels are still all over the place; there's no where to release all these emotions and tears and pain and anger and sadness and happiness and pride and OMG MY KAISOO BBS <3 Ok I'm done[BTW all those fics are on LJ if you're wondering.)
• Hanchul
• Krisyeol
• Krishan
• Kray(Yeah I ship Kris with just about everyone :/)
• SuLay(OMG This beautiful pairing that kailu_taoris made me fall for. Is that her username? I think it is... Well, if you haven't already, check out her stories--they're hilarious and beautiful. Speaking of which, also check out trueB2UTYwithin's fics, those are absolutely amazing as well. And carelessreverie's 3652 Days. Oh god that story is just- - faints- 'Kay I'm done advertising for free and without request 'cause I'm nice like that)
• Gtop
• Banghim(OK, I used to totally ship Bangzelo, but then I realized how young he is[ok who am I kidding, no.] So in reality, I read goopeculiar's and LittleDisAwesome's amazing Banghim fics and I got pulled over into the magical world of Banghim. Yay~~ So yeah. Go check out their fics too or Chanyeol will burn you with his flames and Chen will shock you with his lightning and Suho will drown you in his water and you get the picture.[LOL what does this have to do with BAP? I dunno.])
• Jongki(OK, last free and completely unrequested advertisement. This couple--Oh, just read OnAFallingStar's Me, Myself, and You. You'll fall for it and Hongki in the process, trust me.)
• Jongkey(LOL Jongki and Jongkey ;D)
• Urm... there's more but I have memory loss, OK?

'Kay. What else is there? ...Oh, my random bias in other groups beside EXO... Right, I'd almost forgotten about them.

Let's start with girl crushes--in order of fave to yeah.(No, I'm not lesbian, or bi, and I don't have anything against it if you do, in fact I'd love to be your friend, but they're hot, OK?)

1. SON DAMBI.(This girl is...hot. I look at her and think of . Absolute and and nothing else. I'm not bi/les, but if she was up for it, I would definitely her. -shameless-)
2. Jenny Kim(You know, YG mystery girl? Yeah. She's hot. Nothing close to Son Dambi though :/)
3. Tiffany/Taeyeon/Yuri(Were you expecting Seohyun? Taetiseo in full? Well, too bad.)

Next: Random guys I like.(Not in any particular order)

• Taemin(His dancing turns me on)
• Jonghyun--SHINee(I always liked him, so...)
• TOP(What can I say? He's beautiful and I would be honored to be his makeup artist, his face is flawless and the perfect canvas.)
• GD(y fashionista. I could swear he's bi, but who knows.)
• Hongki
• Jaejoong
• Yunho
• Donghae
• Seungri(He seems like a really cool erted amusing guy friend and I ship him to death with Dara, but I think they're just besties, so...)
• Zelo
• Ugh I can't remember anything. Normally I can list a whole bunch of guys in one go, but when I have to write it down, my mind is blank.

Anything else? Songs, maybe? Well... Not in order:

• EXO - Baby Don't Cry(Not out yet, but the preview/excerpt/whatever it's called is good enough for me. The lyrics are inspired by The Little Mermaid[the real story, not Disney] and it's absolutely beautiful and it makes me cry, as ironic as that is.)
• EXO - Beautiful(Like the last, the teaser is enough, and it doesn't hurt that Baekhyun and Lay are in the teaser...)
• EXO - Angel(I liked it better in the teaser though :/)
• EXO - My Lady(This song is kind of like Baby Good Night to me. It's so eargasm and y despite how mellow it is and it's really ing hot. ...And Kaisoo. LOL)
• Big Bang - Blue(This song is perfection.)
• TaeTiSeo - Baby Steps(Yes, I know it's a cover, but it's a cover that's better than the original)
• Pixie Lott - Dancing On My Own(Feat. GD&TOP) (y and mellow and perfect.)
• GD&TOP - Baby Good Night(Everytime I listen to it I get hot and bothered and this song gives me an eargasm.)
• BAP - It's All Lies(I know, I was surprised too; this song is so not BAP, but it's beautiful and I like ballads so too bad.)
• Shinhwa - Hurts
• Dalmatian - Hurt Me
• SHINee - Last Gift(My all time favorite song by them. It makes my heart ache everytime I listen to it.)
• SHINee - The Name I Loved
• Afterschool - Because of You(Their best song ever, in my opinion.)
• MBLAQ - Cry
• Adam Lambert - Better than I Know Myself(Yes an English song. Yes, he's gay. So what? I love gay people, so back the off if you have problems with it. I'm not forcing you to agree with me ;P)

On other things... I absolutely love reading paranormal romance and if you don't mind , which you shouldn't because otherwise you're probably scarred by now if you did read this far, you should TOTALLY check out the Guild Hunter's series and anything else by Nalini Singh. If you have read this far, just add me, because if you spent this much time reading all this boring crap about me that I have no idea why I'm writing, you're very very very admirable. If I were you, I would've either given up or most likely, never read it. Oh and I also ship Malec, or MagnusxAlec, from the The Mortal Instruments. They're beautiful and Magnus reminds me of Adam Lambert and I love him and yeah. OK I'm finally done. You can go add me now XD